DREAMS MS JEANS - OR DENIM NIGHTMARE?
?梦见牛仔裤小姐——还是牛仔裤噩梦?

SHE SAYS: My jean collection consists of skinny and boot-cut. While these boyfriend jeans aren’t as figure hugging as my favourites, I love the way they make me feel more youthful. Ten out of ten for comfort, too. I can imagine pulling them on on a Sunday morning or dressing them up with heels.
她说:我有紧身牛仔裤和靴型牛仔裤。虽然这种男友款牛仔裤不像我喜欢的那样能凸显腿型，但我喜欢能给我带来年轻的感觉。当然，也非常舒适。我可以想象到，在周天的早上穿上紧身牛仔裤或者踏着高跟鞋穿上它的快感。

HE SAYS: I am not a fan. My wife has a cute bottom and her usual jeans show it off perfectly. Why cover up such a gem? I love the way I can see daylight between her thighs when she wears her skinny jeans, but these are more manly and hide all of her assets. It’s a no from me.

他说：我不太喜欢这种牛仔裤。我老婆的臀部很性感，她穿普通牛仔裤就能显示她的翘臀。为什么还要穿这种牛仔裤遮住它呢?在我老婆穿紧身牛仔裤的时候，我能看到她两条腿之间的光圈，我喜欢这种感觉。但是,这种牛仔裤太男人了,把她的女人味都遮住了。 不是我的菜。

VINTAGE ROMANCE— OR GRANDMA'S CAST-OFFS?
?复古情调——还是祖母的旧衣服?

SHE SAYS: Slipping into this gorgeous vintage dress took me back to the Seventies, reminding me of a favourite floral dress. It makes me feel romantic and ready for afternoon tea at Downton Abbey. What is it about vintage clothes that women love and men don’t? I also adore the length. It’s reassuring to put my legs away!
她说：穿上这件美丽复古的裙子，让我感觉回到了70年代，想起了那时我最爱的一条大花裙。这种感觉太浪漫了，仿佛要去参加唐顿庄园的下午茶。为何复古的衣服女人喜欢，而男人讨厌呢?我还喜欢这条裙子的长度，它能把我的小腿遮住。

HE SAYS: Well, she must be in there somewhere. Does this outfit come with a rocking chair? I’m not a fan of long dresses, especially in those shoes. My wife has a good set of pins so let’s see a bit more of them! Is this supposed to be a hot look this winter? It just looks old- fashioned to me.

他说：好吧，她肯定就是从那来的。这个裙子是来配安乐摇椅的吗?我不喜欢长裙子，特别是她穿的鞋子。我老婆有一套精致的饰针，还是去看看那些东西吧!这条裙子会是今年冬天的时尚装扮吗?对于我来说，这条裙子太过时了。

COMFY FLATS — OR PASSION KILLERS?

舒服的平底鞋——还是激情杀手?

SHE SAYS: These brogues make me feel trendy, youthful and definitely put a spring in my step. The comfort factor is off-the-scale wonderful. I feel ready for whatever the day throws at me and there is something undeniably sexy about wearing such manly shoes. The fact that they’re so masculine and clumpy makes me feel incredibly feminine. I also love the little jacket, which adds a bit of attitude. These would work as well on a date night as they would for shopping with the girls.

她说：拷花皮鞋让我看起来很时髦，年轻，感觉像迈入春天。这双鞋简直太舒服了。穿拷花皮鞋太性感了。穿上这双鞋，我感觉做什么事都如履平地，而且有种不可否认的性感。尽管拷花皮鞋很男人，很笨重，但是我却觉得十分有女人味。我也爱这件小夹克，又为我增添了一些个性。无论是约会的晚上还是和女孩子一起逛街购物，穿上这双拷花皮鞋都非常赞。

HE SAYS: At first glance, I thought she’d stolen my work shoes. I am actually a big fan of flats and can never understand how or why my wife tortures herself in heels, but these brogues are just too masculine, inelegant and stompy. They have no place on a woman’s foot. This outfit would look so much better with some knee-high boots.

他说：咋一看上去，我还以为我老婆偷了我的皮鞋。事实上，我也喜欢平底鞋，而且我不明白为何我老婆穿高跟鞋折磨自己。这种粗革皮鞋太爷们了，不优雅、太粗重，不适合女性穿。这件衣服搭配长筒靴更好看。