A: When are you going to marry?

B: Where is this coming from?

A: You have been dating Patricia for five years already.

B: I'm just taking it slow.

A: It can't get any slower.

B: What if I find someone else?

A: You won't. Patricia is your soulmate.

B: Does she want to marry me?

A: Yes, she told me.

B: I need to talk to her.

A: Don't tell her I told you.

B: Don't worry, I will not.