「故事与诗歌」Things My Mother Taught Me
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Things My Mother Taught Me
Anonymous
My mother taught me to appreciate a job well done:
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"
My mother taught me religion:
"You'd better pray that will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about time travel:
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
My mother taught me logic:
"Because I said so, that's why!"
My mother taught me foresight:
"Be sure you wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident."
My mother taught me about contortion:
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about stamina:
"You'll sit there 'til all that spinach is finished."
My mother taught me about weather:
"It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
My mother taught me how to solve physics problems:
"If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen then?"
My mother taught me about envy:
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
妈妈的教诲
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妈妈教我要珍惜别人的工作成果：
"如果你们要互相掐架，就到外面掐去。我刚收拾完毕!"
妈妈教给我宗教信仰：
"你最好祈祷那个东西能从地毯下冒出来。"
妈妈教给我什么是时间旅行：
"如果你不改正，我就把你撞到下周三去!"
妈妈教给我逻辑学：
"因为我这么说过，这就是原因!"
妈妈教我要有远见：
"一定要穿干净的内衣，以防有意外发生。"
妈妈教我柔软杂技：
"自己看看你脖颈后面的灰垢!"
妈妈教我什么是耐力：
"在那儿坐着，直到听完这些胡说八道。"
妈妈教我什么是天气：
"看起来好像龙卷风横扫过你的房间。"
妈妈教我如何解决物理学问题：
"要是我大声叫喊，是因为我看到流星冲你而来，你会信吗?"
妈妈教给我什么是嫉妒：
"世界上有数百万更为不幸的孩子，他们可不像你一样有这么好的父母。"
