Dear six-year-old, training wheels are for babies.

亲爱的6岁，宝宝才用辅助轮。

Just let go already.

准备放手吧。

Regards, a seven-year-old.

来自7岁的问候。

Dear seven-year-old, no matter what anyone says, stay weird.

亲爱的7岁，不管别人怎么说，保持个性。

Signed, an eight-year-old.

来自8岁的忠告。

Dear twelve-year-old, ask her to dance.

亲爱的12岁，邀请她跳舞。

Just trust me on this one.

一定要相信我这一点。

Signed, a sixteen-year-old.

来自16岁的建议。

Dear sixteen-year-old, don't let your mom throw away your legos.

亲爱的16岁，别让妈妈把你的乐高玩具扔了。

Signed, an eighteen-year-old.

来自18岁的建议。

Dear eighteen-year-old, go easy on the makeup.

亲爱的18岁，别纠结怎么化妆了。

You are not as ugly as you think.

你没你想的那么难看。

Love, a nineteen-year-old.

爱你的，19岁。

Your parents have better interest rates than your credit card.

你的父母比你的信用卡更有意义。

If he says he has a weekend home in the suburbs, he's married.

如果他说周末要回郊区的家，那么他已经结婚了。

That rust protection undercoating, it's actually a great deal.

记得买防锈漆，很超值的。

Whatever you do, never order the salad from a truck stop.

无论做什么，千万别在卡车服务站买沙拉。

Back up your hard drive.

快备份硬盘。

Now.

就现在。

I mean, who even does that?

谁会这么干啊?

Getting laid off can be a blessing in disguise.

被炒鱿鱼也可能是件好事。

Being a starving artist only works if you actually make art.

要做饥饿的艺术家，至少你真的有能力去创造艺术。

Always be kind to your family.

永远善待你的家人。

You'll need each other when things get tough.

生活艰难时你需要彼此的帮助。

Always tell the truth.

永远都要说真话。

Except when it comes to your online dating profile.

除非是填写相亲网站的简介时。

Dear fifty-one-year-old,...

亲爱的51岁…

...one cat is enough cats.

…养一只猫就足够了。

Dear eighty-eight-year-old, cultivate younger friends.

亲爱的88岁，交些年轻的朋友吧。

Otherwise, yours will all die off.

不然你周围的人都会陆续离世。

Sincerely, ninety-one years old.

来自91岁诚挚的问候。