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搞笑视频之烦人的橙子21 忍者龟青苹果

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2015年03月09日

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橙子遇到青苹果,还称呼他忍者龟苹果,记得在第一集时,连长红的红苹果都牺牲了,何况是还这么嫩的青苹果,直接送死吧。橙子还无耻的秀自己的艺术细胞,Beatbox它也会,最有才的橙子了。

烦人的橙子:Teenage Mutant Ninja Apples(忍者龟苹果)英语字幕

烦人的橙子:: (beatboxing) Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh! Er-rick! Heh-heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

(Daneboe places Green Apple on the counter, and the normal theme song stats playing.)

青苹果: Ouch! Watch it, bub!

烦人的橙子:: Whoa! Hey! What are you?

青苹果: Um, I'm an apple.

烦人的橙子:: Heh-heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, that's good! (laughs again)

青苹果: What's so funny?

烦人的橙子:: Ohhh! So seriously, what are you?

青苹果: Like I said, I'm an apple.

烦人的橙子:: Yeah, and I'm a hippopotamus! Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

青苹果: Hey, I'm an apple! Why is that so hard to believe?

烦人的橙子:: Apples are red, not green.

青苹果: No, apples can be green, too.

烦人的橙子:: What? You're pulling my leg!

青苹果: No, I'm not.

烦人的橙子:: I know you're not! I don't *have* any legs! Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

青苹果: (moans angrily)

烦人的橙子:: Hey! Maybe you're green because you fell in some toxic waste!

青苹果: What?! No!

烦人的橙子:: That's it! You're a mutant! A teenage mutant ninja apple!

青苹果: No!

烦人的橙子:: (singing) Teenage Mutant Ninja Apple! Weirdo with a green peel! Apple power! Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

青苹果: Would you please stop it?

烦人的橙子:: Hey! Hey, mutant ninja apple!

青苹果: I'm just an apple!

烦人的橙子:: Hey! Hey, mutant ninja apple! Hey!

青苹果: I'm not a mutant ninja! Look, there are all kinds of apples out there.

烦人的橙子:: Yeah! Mutant apples!

青苹果: No! No, look, there's apples, like-- like Red Delicious.

(The camera then zooms to Red Delicious as he is seen with four female peaches who are cooing and fawning over him. Romantic music begins to play)

PEACHES: Ooh! Ooh!

RED DELICIOUS: Easy, ladies. There's plenty of delicious me to go around. Ha ha ha ha.

(The regular theme song starts playing again.)

青苹果: And there's other apples, like Red's cousin, Golden Delicious.

(The camera zooms to Golden Delicious as he is seen with four female peaches who are also cooing and fawning over him. Romantic music is playing again.)

PEACHES: Ooh. Ooh! (giggling and kissing noises)

GOLDEN DELICIOUS: Easy, ladies. There's plenty of delicious me to go around. Ha ha ha ha.

(The theme song starts up again.)

青苹果: Heck, there's even other green apples. Check out Granny Smith.

(The camera then zooms to Granny Smith as she turns out to be a green apple with a wrinkled face. Happy music is playing)

GRANNY SMITH: Come here and give me a kiss! I've got a dollar.

(The normal theme song is playing again.)

青苹果: You see what I'm talking about, Orange?

烦人的橙子:: Whoa! You guys aren't mutants at all!

青苹果: (sighs) Thank you.

烦人的橙子:: You're Mighty Morphin Power Apples!

青苹果: Ah, crap!

烦人的橙子:: Make a giant robot! Make a giant robot!

青苹果: That's it. I give up.

烦人的橙子:: Hey! Hey, Mighty Morphin Mutant Ninja!

青苹果: What!?

烦人的橙子:: Can you beatbox?

青苹果: "Beat" what?

烦人的橙子:: Beatbox! Like this! (begins to beatbox)

青苹果: (as Orange is beatboxing) Ah, god! Stop it! (Orange continues) HEY! Knock it off! (Orange continues) STOP! STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!

烦人的橙子:: Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

青苹果: You'll give me a headache with all that noise! Can you please just be quiet just for a minute?! PLEASE!

烦人的橙子:: Okay! Man.

青苹果: Thank you. Geez.

(There is total silence for about 5 seconds.)

烦人的橙子:: Er-rick.

青苹果: Grrrrrrrr...

烦人的橙子:: Er-rick.

青苹果: Grrrrrrrr...

烦人的橙子:: Er-rick. Er-rick. Er-rick. Er-rick. Er--

青苹果: (yelling) Would you please knock it off?!? I'VE HAD ENOUGH!! NO MORE BEATBOXING!!!

烦人的橙子:: Why? It's cool!

青苹果: No! It's not cool!

(Ominous music begins to play in the background)

青苹果: It's stupid and annoying, just like you! Tell me something, were you dropped on your head one too many times?!?

烦人的橙子:: Hey! Hey, mutant ninja apple!

青苹果: WHAT?!? 烦人的橙子:: Shredder!

(Daneboe picks up Green Apple and slices him with the shredder.)

青苹果: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

RED DELICIOUS: (as Green continues screaming) Oh, no. Green's down. We've got to stop it.

GOLDEN DELICIOUS: And we can. But only if we use our combined powers. Right, Granny?

GRANNY SMITH: (ominous music plays again) Where's my hug?

(Daneboe picks up all three apples and shreds them.)

RED DELICIOUS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

GOLDEN DELICIOUS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

烦人的橙子:: (as he listens to the apples' screaming and watches and hears them getting shredded) Ow. There's no knife in teamwork! Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ooh. Ouch.

(The scene goes to black, and then it goes back as happier music starts to play as Daneboe puts an apple pie with the four apples' faces on the countertop.)

烦人的橙子:: Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hey! Hey, Teenage Mutant Ninja Apples! You mutated into a pie! (laughs)

青苹果: (moans angrily)

烦人的橙子:: (singing) Teenage Mutant Ninja Apples! Heroes in a pie shell, pastry power! Heh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

GRANNY SMITH: Who wants some prune juice?


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