艾伦脱口秀424:真实的警方报告
Now these are real police reports from different local newspapers that you send in for us
这些都是来自一些地方报社真实的警方报告 都是你们寄过来的
Bescurrie Montariel,8:24 pm.A man called police when he saw a "small lion" cross the road in front of him.
Bescurrie Montariel 晚上8:24 一名男子打电话给警察 说他看到前面有一头“小狮子”穿过马路
He was also quick to point out that he had not smoked any drugs "that day."
并且他很快的补充到 “当天”他没有吸食任何毒品
He did say that he ate a mushroom salad from his backyard.
不过他说 他吃了后院的蘑菇沙拉
He also said he wasn't concerned until a squirrel told him to call the police.
他还说开始他一点都不担心 直到后来一个松鼠提醒他报警
Reese Monhundro,I think,in Still Water,Oklahoma,10:03 pm,A man arrested for DUI on July 31st,told a cop the stop sign turned red too fast for him to stop.
Reese Monhundro 应该是这样读的吧 俄克拉荷马州的Still Water 晚上10:03 7月31日一名男子因酒醉驾车被捕 他对警察说红灯变得太快 快到他都来不及停下来
He found the next stop sign where he had been waiting for over an hour to turn green.
他发现在下一个路口 等了一个小时才变绿灯
Marilice Green,Columbus,Ohio.12:33 pm.600 block of N.Depot Street.
Marilice Green 俄亥俄州的Columbus 晚上12:33 离N.Depot Street有600地远的地方
A vehicle gas cap was removed and replaced with a sandwich.Man was arrested for salt and pepper.
一辆交通工具的气顶不见了 而放了一块三明治 这个家伙因为盐和胡椒粉而被捕啦
Kelly Kopeki,in Willme,Illinois 2:32 pm,A woman was arrested after shoving a woman in front of her,
Kelly Kopeki 伊利诺伊州的Willme 下午2:32 一名妇女在杂货店推到了排在她前面的另一位妇女而被抓
Who she claimed had more than 15 items in the grocery store checkout lane.
因为在结账时她发现 前面那位妇女买了超过15样的东西
The woman with the 15 items was later tackled to the ground after trying to pay with the check.
于是就在那位妇女要结账时 她把她人连同东西推倒在地
You're asking for it really.Thanks for sending those in，and if you have a police report that you think I should have a see,send it to me.We'll be right back.
你可真是自找苦吃 谢谢吧这些报道发给我 如果你也有值得我一看的警方报告 请寄给我 不要走开 马上回来
