剧情梗概：Howard最近做了一件很浪漫的事。为了纪念他与Bernadette约会一周年，他特别为Bernadette写下一首歌曲，还邀请小伙伴们一同为女友演唱。这首搞笑情歌迅速火了。

　　中英文对照歌词：

　　If I didn't have you

　　如果身旁没有你

　　Life would be blue

　　生活无趣失重心

　　I'd be Dr. Who without the TARDIS

　　《神秘博士》没话亭

　　A candle without a wick

　　也像蜡烛没灯芯

　　A Watson without a Crick

　　沃森没了克里克

　　I'd be one of my outfits without a dick-ie

　　像我衣服少领结

　　I'd be cheese without the mac

　　起司没有通心面

　　Jobs without the Wozniak

　　像乔布斯没搭档

　　I'd be solving exponential equations

　　没有了你就像是

　　That use bases not found on your calculator

　　用少底的计算器 来解指数方程式

　　I'd be an atom without a bomb

　　像个原子没有弹

　　A dot without the com

　　像个点儿少了com

　　And I'd probably still live with my mom

　　而且还在跟妈住

　　And he'd probably still live with his mom

　　他还会在跟妈住

　　Ever since I met you, you turned my world around

　　打从初次遇见你 一切天翻又地覆

　　You supported all my dreams and all my hopes

　　我的梦想与希望 都有你在支持我

　　You're like uranium-235 and I'm uranium-238

　　你若是那铀235 那我就是铀238

　　Almost inseparable isotopes

　　难分离的同位素

　　I couldn't have imagined

　　我从没能想象到

　　How good my life would get

　　此生能如此幸福

　　From the moment

　　而我幸福的起点

　　That I met you

　　是在初次遇见你

　　If I didn't have you

　　如果身旁没有你

　　Life would be dreary

　　百无聊赖失寄托

　　I'd be string theory without any string

　　像弦理论失了弦

　　I'd be binary code without a one

　　二进位中少了1

　　A cathode ray tube without an electron gun

　　阴极射线管没枪

　　I'd be Firefly, Buffy and Avengers without Joss Whedon

　　《萤火虫》《巴菲》《复联》没了导演乔斯•惠登

　　I'd speak a lot more Klingon

　　会多说克林贡语

　　Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam

　　黄道吉日今宜死

　　And he'd definitely still live with his mom

　　他还会在跟妈住

　　Ever since I met you, you turned my world around

　　打从初次遇见你 一切天翻又地覆

　　You're my best friend and my lover

　　当我挚爱与挚友

　　We're like changing electric and magnetic fields

　　要电动才能生磁 而磁变才会生电

　　You can't have one

　　如果没有了对方

　　Without the other

　　只有自己便不行

　　I couldn't have imagined

　　我从没能想象到

　　How good my life would get

　　此生能如此幸福

　　From the moment that I met you

　　而我幸福的起点 是在初次遇见你

　　Bernadette

　　伯纳黛特

　　Oh, we couldn't have imagined

　　我们从没想象到

　　How good our lives would get

　　此生能如此幸福

　　From the moment that we met you

　　我们幸福的起点是在初次遇见你