[00:01.16]35 Ugly Baby 35 丑陋的婴儿 [00:03.27]A cowboy sits down on a shuttle next to a mother holding her new baby. 一个牛仔坐在一架定期往返的班机上，他旁边是一个抱着新生婴儿的母亲。 [00:12.28]Proudly showing off her baby, she turned to her companion who'd just sat down next to her. 为了炫耀她的孩子，这位母亲转过来把孩子对着刚坐在她旁边的同伴。 [00:20.17]“Excuse me, ma'am,” said the cowboy. “很抱歉，女士，”这个牛仔说， [00:22.14]“I don't mean to offend you, but that is the ugliest baby I've ever seen in my whole lifetime.” “我无意冒犯你，但这确实是我一辈子看到的最难看的孩子了。” [00:31.50]The mother was uncertain she'd heard correctly, so she asked, “Beg your pardon?” 这位母亲不确定自己听到的是不是真的，于是她问，“对不起，你说什么?” [00:38.43]“I mean I've seen bad before, but this one's a real killer.” answered the cowboy. “我的意思是说我以前看过不好看的孩子，但这孩子却是真正的难看。”这个牛仔回答说。 [00:46.06]Angered at the rudeness, the woman started crying aloud. 这名母亲对他的粗鲁非常生气，她大声地哭起来。 [00:51.35]“I'm going to file a lawsuit against this airline and everyone who is on this aircraft. “我要起诉航空公司和这架飞机上的每个人! [00:58.17]How dare someone insult me and my whole family like that?” 怎么有人敢如此污辱我和我的家人!” [01:04.36]At hearing the noise, a stewardess hurried over to help out the screaming woman, and try to calm her down. 听到喧闹声，一名空姐急匆匆走过来帮助这名哭喊的女士，想让她平静下来。 [01:12.45]“Excuse me, ma'am. Why don't you just settle back while I get you a tin of coke, “对不起，女士，消消气，我给你拿罐可乐， [01:20.52]a pillow for your head, and a banana for your monkey.” 给你拿个枕头，再给你的猴子拿个香蕉。”

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