[00:00.00]美剧MP3+LRC 12.09.02 13:53:55 [00:01.00](Marc) Previously on Ugly Betty: [00:02.86]This is Anne Frazier from Mercy Park Regional HMO. [00:06.00]l'm just calling to confirm your 2:00 appointment. [00:08.70]lt sounded like you had legitimate claims. [00:11.11]- That's a mistake. - The first time we kissed... [00:14.08]- And you said, ''Careful...'' - ''We're gonna cause a spark.'' [00:18.05]- (man) Why didn't you burn it? - l couldn't. The music box is personal. [00:22.38]But it connects you to Fey. lt could provide a motive. [00:25.69]- Who knows about the affair? - No one, but my wife. [00:28.39]This woman is trying to connect your father to Fey Sommers. [00:31.79]She's doing more than that. She's trying to connect him to Fey's death. [00:37.70]Hola! Happy Halloween! [00:39.43]万圣节快乐 [00:43.04](laughing) [00:46.04]- (Wilhelmina) Marc! - (gasps) [00:47.78]That is the absolute cruelest thing l've ever seen. 这是我见过的最残忍的事情 [00:52.45]Someone's getting a raise. 有人该加薪了 [00:57.69](lgnacio) Betty, come here! Betty 过来 [01:01.79]Dad! 爸爸! [01:02.96](lgnacio) ln the kitchen. l've been waiting for breakfast forever. 在厨房 我一直在等在这等早饭呢 [01:06.39]Yeah, well, l need to talk to you, first. lt's kind of important. 我要先跟你谈谈 这很重要! [01:10.63]Dad? 爸爸 [01:12.80]Dad! 爸爸 [01:14.20](screams) [01:15.74]l told you, l've been waiting ''forever!'' 我告诉过你 我一直在等 [01:18.34]Good one. 做的真棒 [01:19.41]Dad, l just talked to the HMO lady and there's no mistake. 爸爸 我刚刚和健康组织的女士谈过 没有任何错误 [01:22.58]They pulled up your social security number, it said you're 1 1 7... 他们把你的社会保险号码输进去 显示你117岁了 而且死了 [01:26.18]...and, oh yeah, dead. [01:27.75]Yeah? Well, l still look better than this guy. 是吗 我还是比这个家伙气色好 [01:30.45]Justin, you're gonna be late! Justin 你要迟到了 [01:32.65]Papi, l only work a half a day, l'll come home and help decorate the outside. 爸爸 我今天只工作半天 我会回家帮你装饰屋外的 [01:36.72]Get the candy, make sure you get good stuff. 不要忘了买糖果 今年一定要最好的 [01:38.99]l don't want to be the ''raisin house'' again. You're asking to get egged. 我可不想再叫做什么“葡萄干房子”了 [01:42.70]Happy Halloween! 不想被人扔臭鸡蛋 [01:43.26]万圣节快乐! [01:44.87]- Guess who l am. - A proud member of America's Navy, sir. 猜猜我是谁 [01:46.30]你是名骄傲的美国海军成员 长官 [01:48.30]No, l'm Gene Kelly from On The Town! 不 我是里面的Gene Kelly (吉恩·凯利 ) [01:50.64]But let's tell everybody at school you're a sailor, OK? 跟学校的人就说你是个水兵 好吗? [01:53.74]Fine, but l'm a sailor that can sing and tap. 好吧 但我是个能唱能跳的水兵 [01:56.54]New York, New York you're a hell of a town New york,new york,a hell of a town [01:59.18]The Bronx is up and the Battery's down the bronx is up,and the battery's down [02:01.75]New York, New York you're a hell of a town new york,new york you're a hell of a town [02:06.22]And dance break! 下场休息 [02:09.62]Better hope he can sing and tap and throw a punch. 真希望 他能唱能跳还能打 [02:13.16]- You and Walter got plans tonight? - We'll pass out candy 今晚你和Walter有活动吗? [02:16.23]and then go to a midnight showing of Saw. 是啊 我们先去派发糖果 然后就去看“电锯惊魂”的午夜场 [02:18.50]Oh, that's sweet. You did the right thing taking him back. 哦 真甜蜜啊 [02:21.54]- You don't want to watch that alone. - We're just dating. 你重新接受他是非常正确的 你可不会希望一个人看那种电影 [02:24.54]Listen, just now, when l told the HMO lady there had to be a mistake... 我们不过是约会而已 [02:24.90]- 听着 刚刚我告诉健康组织的女士 他们一定搞错了 - 什么搞错了? [02:28.38]- What mistake? - Dad's social security number. [02:29.94]他们把爸爸的社会保险号码搞混了 [02:31.71]They say it belongs to a dead guy. That's why... 他们说那个号码是个死人的 [02:34.38]...they're not covering him anymore. 这就是为什么 他们不再给爸爸提供保险了 [02:36.42]What? Dad... - 什么? - 爸爸 [02:38.02](groaning) [02:40.89]Help me! 救救我 [02:46.33](whimpering) Please! 拜托! [02:50.23]Are you finished? 你好了吗? [02:51.93]Come on, that was good stuff. 拜托 这可是好东西 [02:54.07]l tried it on the paperboy this morning. He peed himself. 今早 我在送报男孩身上试了试 [02:57.44]- l gotta go. - Me too. 他都尿裤子了 [02:58.25]- 我要走了 - 我也是 [02:59.77]Dad, you need to go down there and show them you're alive. They think l'm crazy. 爸爸 我是认真的 [03:01.44]你要去那 告诉他们 你还活着 他们以为我疯了 [03:05.81]Marc, l need you to go down to the Closet Marc 去下面的衣橱 [03:07.92]and tell that drunken lrishwoman to bring my gown for the ball. 告诉那醉醺醺的爱尔兰女人 把我万圣节晚会的礼服拿来 [03:11.02]- She's Scottish. - Don't care. 确切来说 她是苏格兰人 [03:12.69]Of course not. You may want to return some of these. - 我可不管 - 当然不管 [03:13.78]你可能要回几个信息 [03:15.76]Calvin needs to reschedule lunch, Calvin要重新安排午餐 [03:17.89]Karl wants to know if you're going to be in St. Moritz for the holiday, and um... Karl 想知道 你是不是在 [03:19.87]St.Moritz度假 还有… [03:22.93]Nico's called twice. Nico打了两次电话了 [03:25.10]Don't spoil my morning, l'm in too good a mood. 别毁了我的早晨 我今天心情出奇的好 [03:29.47]So your date last night went well. 你昨天的约会很好吧? [03:31.64]Oh, yes. 对 [03:33.04]Jason dipped his toe into Lake Wilhelmina, Jason把他的脚尖放入了Wilhelmina 的小湖里 这么说吧 [03:35.98]and let's just say the water was very warm. [03:37.67]水非常的温暖 [03:39.71]l'm not sure l want to know what that means. 我其实不是很想知道 那究竟是什么意思 [03:42.22]lt's refreshing to be with someone who knows how to keep... up. 和一个能一直…“直”的人 在一起 是非常提精神的 [03:47.49]l invited him to the ball tonight. 我邀请他今晚来 万圣节的舞会了 [03:49.42]A second date? Oh, my. 第二次约会? 哦~~~ [03:51.49]Well, how can l resist? We just look so good together. 我怎么拒绝得了呢? [03:53.12]我们在一起 太登对了 [03:55.56]Apparently, you're not the only one who thinks so. 显然 你不是唯一一个这么想的人 [03:58.13]Well, unless that was her secret love child, 除非那个人是她的私生子 [04:00.64]somebody should call the cops, Mode magazine's Wilhelmina Slater 否则昨晚就该有人去叫警察的 [04:02.60]因为很显然 “时尚”杂志的Wilhelmina Slater 肯定抢劫了摇篮 [04:04.21]is most definitely robbing the cradle. [04:06.51]Someone should tell that woman 真的该有人告诉这个女人 [04:08.41]wearing a young man on your arm doesn't always cover the parts that 'jiggle. '' 手臂上挽着个非常年轻的男人 可不能掩盖… [04:13.72]Can't we give her a Lifetime Achievement Award and put her out of our misery? 该死 [04:14.08]该死的 我们难道就不能给她个终生 成就奖 然后就让她离开我们视线呢 [04:19.12]Would you like to return some of those calls? 你要回这些电话吗? [04:22.19]l'd like you to call Jason. Tell him tonight is off. 我要给Jason打电话 [04:23.86]告诉他 今晚取消了 [04:25.39]- But... you like him. - Too bad. 但是 你喜欢他啊 [04:28.66]He's making me look like Miss Jane Pittman. 太糟糕了 [04:29.22]他让我看起来像是Jane Pittman小姐 (电影 ) [04:31.40]Flip through my Rolodex, find someone else to escort me tonight. 去翻我的电子记事本 找个今晚可以陪我参加舞会的 [04:35.10]Take that ridiculous costume off. l can barely stand looking at the real one. 然后把那可笑的服装换下来 [04:37.84]光看真的那个都让我受不了了 [04:42.54]( Maxine Nightingale: Right Back To Where We Started From) [04:49.35](record scratches) 抓住了 [04:50.45]- Gotcha! - Walter! Walter 你要把我吓出心脏病了 [04:52.02]- You almost gave me a heart attack! - Happy Halloween. [04:53.82]万圣节快乐 [04:56.92]For you. Bigger than last year's. 给你的 比去年的大 [04:58.96]- You got me the cherry sour balls. - See, l know what you like. 哇 你给我弄了樱桃酸球 [05:02.23]There's a little surprise at the bottom, but you have to eat your way to it. 看到了? 我知道你喜欢什么 [05:02.33]在底部 还有个小小的惊喜呢 你得一直吃下去才能发现 [05:06.23]- OK. - No cheating. - 好的 - 不骗你 [05:07.44]OK. Thank you. Look, l'm gonna see you tonight. l'm late for work. l gotta go. 好的 [05:08.76]谢谢 我们晚上见 我要去上班了 我走了 [05:11.57]- OK, l'm gonna miss you. - OK. 好的 我会想你的 [05:13.91](music continues) 好的 [05:16.41]Walter. Walter [05:17.75]- You didn't say you'll miss me. -l'll miss you. 你还没说你会想我呢 [05:19.69]我会想你的 真的 [05:21.25]l will. -=人人听力美剧https://rrting.rrting.com=- 荣誉出品 本字幕仅供学习交流，严禁用于商业途径 [05:26.55]Ta-da! [05:29.42]Let me guess, when you got on the elevator, you were a caterpillar. 我猜猜 你在楼下电梯口的时候 你还是只毛毛虫吧 [05:32.86]Where are your costumes? 你们的服装呢? [05:34.43]What about the e-mail you sent me about the Mode costume contest... 你发给我的“时尚”装扮比赛 的E-mail是怎么回事? [05:38.10]which... was... 那个 [05:40.50]...obviously sent only to me. 显然 [05:40.91]只发给了我一个人 [05:43.84]Right. Well, then... 对吧 [05:46.31]...l guess this means l win. 很好 [05:46.64]我想 算我赢了 [05:53.08]- Uh... OK, l have a job for you. - Great! Fire away. 我要你去做个事 [05:57.19]l need you to find my watch. 好的 说吧 [05:57.66]我想你找到我的手表 [06:00.19]- Found it! - My other watch. 找到了 [06:02.39]lt's a Simon Kouveaux. lt was a gift. 另一个 是Simon Kouveaux的 是别人送我的 [06:04.86]l left it at some woman's apartment last week. l need it for the ball tonight. 我能肯定 一定是上星期 落在哪个女人家里了 [06:09.10]Will you see the woman who gave it to you? 今晚的舞会我要用 [06:09.70]你要去见送你手表的女人? [06:11.43]No, l'll see Simon Kouveaux. 不 我要去见Simon Kouveaux 他很自负 [06:12.97]He's co-hosting and gets bitchy when you don't wear his line. 如果你不戴他的东西 他会非常不高兴的 [06:15.97]OK, well, you just tell me who this woman is and l'll ask her. 好吧 你告诉我 是那个女士 我会问她的 [06:19.37]Right, except l don't exactly remember who it was. 对 只是 我不记得是哪个了 [06:24.41]- You don't remember who you slept with? - l remember. Don't give me the look. 你不记得你和谁睡觉了? [06:26.89]我记得我和谁睡觉的 别给我这种表情 [06:28.75]- What look? - That one, the ''All-Judging Butterfly.'' - 什么表情? - 那种评判一切的蝴蝶表情 [06:31.89]Not only do l remember who l slept with, 我不仅记得我和谁睡过觉 我还有她们的电话号码呢 [06:34.72]l even have some of their numbers. [06:36.66]You have to match up names with nights of the week, l'm fuzzy on that part. 只是 你要把名字和哪天晚上对应好 [06:39.60]那方面我就有点不清楚了 [06:41.20]- ls this the look? - l had a crazy week. 是这种表情吗? [06:43.93]Do you remember what you had for lunch on Tuesday? 我上周很疯狂 好了吧? [06:44.52]你能记得 上周二你 午饭吃的什么吗? [06:46.63]Spinach pie. The cafeteria was celebrating Greek Day. lt was good. 西班牙派 自助餐厅庆祝希腊日 [06:50.17]Why is this such a problem for you? l'm an adult. OK? 很好吃的 [06:50.58]为什么这对你而言是个问题呢? [06:53.34]These women are adults. Believe me, l checked. 我是个成年人 好吗? [06:53.67]这些女士也是成年人 [06:55.81]No one's hurt. l sleep with a different woman every night of the week because... 相信我 我检查过的 没人会受伤 我一周每晚能和不同女人睡觉 是因为… [06:59.95]...why not? 干吗不呢? [07:01.32]The Romans had a nine-day week. You'd be a tired centurion. 罗马人一周有9天 你一定会是个非常疲劳的百夫长 [07:04.39]Find the watch, have Amanda cover the phones. l'll be out of the office. 找到那手表 [07:05.76]如果你要出去 让Amanda帮你接电话 [07:08.22](Betty) Oh, you have an appointment. 我要出去 [07:10.09]Cancel it. l'll be back in the afternoon. 哦 你还有个约会呢 [07:10.08]取消 我下午回来 [07:16.93]l thought you were handling this. 我以为你已经处理好了呢 [07:18.73]- l am handling this. - Who gave my son the music box? 我是处理了 [07:21.50]Who's filling his head with stories about me and Fey? 那是谁给我儿子 那个音乐盒的呢? [07:22.01]又是谁 向他的脑袋里 塞进了我和Fey的故事呢? [07:24.37]- You tell me. Who knew about you two? - Not Daniel. That's the whole point. 你告诉我啊 你们俩的事情 谁知道? [07:26.67]Daniel不知道 这才是重点 [07:28.48]l've spent a lifetime trying to protect him from knowing, now this... 我花了一辈子的时间 不想让他知道 但是现在… [07:32.15]...someone is ruining it. 有人把这毁了 [07:35.08]This is my family, do you understand? 这是我家庭 [07:38.39]Understood. 你明白吗? [07:38.75]明白 [07:46.63]Anyway, look, if you've got it, please call me back as soon as you can. Thanks. 好吧 如果在你那儿 请尽快给我电话 谢谢 [07:50.67]ls this why you called me over here? To watch your phone skills? 你要我来这就是 看你打电话的技巧? [07:54.44]- Because they are great. - l need you to help me cover the phone. 因为你真的非常棒 [07:57.84]Daniel left his watch in some woman's apartment and... 不 我要你来帮我接电话 Daniel把他的手表落在某个女人家里了… [08:01.88]Please, like l care? We're hardly exclusive. 拜托 好像我在乎似的 [08:05.58]lt's not like l spend my evenings thumbing through Modern Bride. 我们几乎是完全不同的 [08:05.90]我可不会每晚 舔着手指翻看“现代新娘” [08:13.09]- How many are you calling? - He doesn't remember when it happened, 你给多少个女人打电话了? [08:15.05]他不记得具体什么时候掉的了 所以我给上周每个晚上的女人都打了 [08:16.66]- so l'm calling one for each weeknight. - Priceless. [08:19.53]l need you to find addresses for Tuesday and Wednesday. - 太荒唐了 - 我要你帮我找到周二和周三小姐的地址 [08:22.60]Nymphalis milberti? Nymphalis Milberti(蝴蝶名)? [08:25.73]Nymphalis milberti. 哦 Nymphalis Milberti [08:28.40]- Milbert's Tortoiseshell? - l don't know. 是龟甲Milbert? [08:30.81]The pattern just said ''Butterfly.'' 嗯 我不知道 [08:31.13]这样的 这图案只是叫“蝴蝶” [08:33.21]Well... just something l know. 只是我知道一点而已 [08:34.91]One of several things, actually. 几个知道的事情之一 [08:37.04]Circumference of the Earth? Know it. 地球的周长? [08:39.01]And this concludes another episode of True But Dull. 也知道 [08:40.00]接下来的就是“真的 但是也非常无聊” [08:42.98]Well, l should probably get back down to Accounting. 我要回会计部了 [08:45.62]We paid a guy $50 to see how much honey he can drink 我们给了个家伙50元想看看 他究竟要喝多少蜂蜜才会反胃 [08:48.56]before he makes himself sick. [08:52.19]You should come down later... if you can. 你也应该下来 如果你可以的话 [08:55.20]Oh... Oh, OK. Yeah, maybe. lf l have time. 哦 好的 [08:57.45]也许 我有时间的话 [09:01.30]24,901 miles. 24901英里 [09:05.94]The circumference of the Earth. lt's just something l know. 地球的周长 我也恰巧知道 [09:14.42]Oh, my God. Were you just flirting with Henry from Accounting? 哦 天哪 [09:16.47]你刚刚是和会计部的Henry调情吧? [09:19.05]l should get workman's comp. 我应该得到工人赔偿金或其他什么 [09:20.62]l was not flirting. 我没有在调情 [09:22.69]Why, was he? 他在调情吗? [09:25.09]- What is this? - Oh, Walter puts a surprise in for me. 这是什么 [09:26.86]哦 Walter每年都会 放个惊喜在那里的 [09:29.23]Last year it was an engraved cell phone holster. 去年是个手机套 [09:34.44]What's the key for? 这是什么钥匙啊? [09:37.31]lt goes with the note. He wants me to move in with him. 还有个便条呢 [09:40.09]他想我要搬去和他一起住 [09:56.82]Well... l can see why you're nervous. 我知道你干吗紧张了 [09:59.93]You two have only just started dating again and 我是说 你们两个才刚刚重新约会 [10:02.43]he is the boy that dumped you for the neighborhood hoochie. 我们面对现实吧 他为了个邻居 把你给甩了 [10:05.60]Yeah. But he's also done everything short of skywriting [10:07.30]对 可除了没让飞机上天喷出“原谅我” 他竭尽了全力想让我回到他身边 [10:09.97]''Forgive Me'' to win me back. [10:13.21]ln four years he's never forgotten my birthday. 这四年来他从没忘记过我的生日 [10:16.24]lf l just sniffle he's at my door with chicken soup. 要是我抽鼻子了 他就会带着 一壶鸡汤站在我门前 [10:20.48]He's also the only guy l've ever... 更何况他还是我唯一一个… [10:25.85]Oh. [10:27.05]lt's just, l don't wanna say no now and risk losing him forever. 我现在不想冒着永远 失去他的危险去拒绝他 [10:30.56]Sorry, but that's a poor, poor reason to say yes. 抱歉 你的理由太牵强了 [10:33.53]He's the only boy you've ever known. 他是唯一一个你知根知底的男人 [10:35.70]He might turn out to be the first pancake. 他也许是第一个薄烤饼 [10:37.87]- The what? - The practice one. -什么? -实践对象 你甩掉的家伙 [10:39.43]- The one you toss away. - l don't toss away pancakes. 我没有乱扔过薄烤饼 [10:42.64]Well, l'm only saying, you've just come out of your cocoon. 好了 我是说 你已经破茧而出了不是吗? [10:45.71]Why don't you spread your wings a wee bit, 为什么你不再多舒展下你的翅膀呢? [10:47.88]see what's out there before you settle back in? 在你缩回去之前 好好看看外面 究竟是什么样子的 [10:50.24]See who's out there! 看看外面有些什么人 [10:51.88]l have to go find Daniel's watch, so l'm going to move, if l throw up, l'm sorry. 无论如何 我得去找Daniel的手表了 我得走了 [10:55.88]Remember, butterflies don't mate for life. 如果我放弃了 我道歉 [10:55.95]听着 Betty 蝴蝶不是 为了生活而结合的 [10:58.39]Don't be afraid to get yourself out there, taste a few more flowers. 别害怕抽身而出 试试其他的花吧 [11:01.96]Flit. 在花丛中翩翩飞舞 [11:03.72]Flit. lt's what butterflies do. 蝴蝶就是那样的 [11:06.53]Oh. [11:08.16]l thought you were cursing at me in Scottish. 我以为你在用苏格兰话骂我 [11:16.67]Hi, there! 嗨 [11:18.24]l don't keep candy in my house, and you're too old to do this. 嗯 我房里可没准备糖果 不过话说回来 你岁数也大了点 [11:21.58]No, no, no. l'm not trick or treating, l work for Daniel Meade. 哦 不 不 不 [11:22.40]我不是来要糖果的 [11:25.05]l left messages, l don't know if you got them, 我是Daniel Meade的下属 [11:24.98]我给你留了好几条消息 不知你是否 收到 就是关于他落了点东西在这儿 [11:27.55]- about him leaving something here? - l got them. 没错 我收到了 [11:30.22]Actually, l called him a few times myself last week. 其实上礼拜我打过好几次电话给他 [11:33.29]Any idea why he didn't call me back? 你知道他为什么不回我电话吗? [11:35.82]No, but l'd be happy to investigate. 不知道 不过我可以帮你去问一下 [11:38.23]So, what, you do his dirty work for him? 那么说来 你是给他擦屁股的? [11:40.63]What does he think l am? Some kind of scratching post, or call girl? 他把我当成什么了? [11:42.01]发泄工具? 还是应召女郎? [11:44.43]- He sent a secretary to blow me off? - l'm an assistant. 他就让一个秘书来打发我? [11:47.33]You wonder if Daniel left something? Yeah, he left something, 更大程度上来说 我是个助手 [11:47.49]你想知道Daniel有没有 在这儿落下什么东西? [11:49.00]没错 他是留了些东西在这儿 -- 他再也没机会重温的快乐 [11:50.74]the last chance for happiness he'll ever have! [11:57.81]And these! 还有这个 [12:12.06]- Help you? - Yeah, l'm here to see one of your... 请问先生有何贵干? [12:13.13]呃 是的 我只是 呃 想见你们的… [12:17.10]- ...uh, your... - Are you checking in? 呃 你们的… [12:19.43](stammering) No, no, no! God, no. l'm just a guest, a visitor. 你是来报到的? [12:19.40]不 不 不 不 上帝 不是的 [12:20.76]我 呃 只是个 呃 客人 嗯 访客 嗯 我是 -- 不好意思 [12:22.87]- (phone ringing) - l'm a relative of... Excuse me? [12:26.44]Hey. Did you find the watch? 嗨 [12:28.54]l'm narrowing it down. 你找到手表了? [12:30.08]What do you think about sending flowers before l knock on these women's doors? 差不多了 [12:30.02]嘿 你觉得在我登门之前先送些东西 比如花之类的给那些女人怎么样? [12:34.25]Wait, l'm getting beeped, it could be Tuesday, Wednesday, or Thursday. 等一下 [12:35.27]有电话打进来 也许在星期二 星期三 或者星期四小姐那里 [12:38.15]- Hello? - Hey. You finish your candy yet? -喂 -嘿 糖吃完了吗? [12:40.65]Walter, um, l can't talk right now. Walter 嗯 我现在不太方便 [12:43.29]OK. Just tell me what layer you're on. How close are you to the bottom? 那好 只要告诉我你吃到第几层了 [12:46.96]l'm not! Look, this just... it's just not a good time. Can l call you back? 离罐子底有多近了? [12:47.40]听着 现在 -- 现在 真不是时候 [12:49.37]等会儿我打给你好吗? [12:51.70]- Daniel? - So why flowers? ls someone upset? -Daniel -为什么要送花? 有人发火了? [12:54.30]Well, Miss Friday's face did get all red and sweaty. 没错 星期五小姐的脸 都气红了 还冒汗 [12:57.40]Not like a person sweats, more like cheese. 根本不像人在冒汗 就跟干酪出油差不多 [12:59.71]OK, fine, tell Amanda to send a dozen roses to each, and l'll check in later. 好了 那就送花吧 [13:00.86]告诉Amanda给每个人送一打玫瑰 等会儿我们再联系 [13:04.15]All right, bye. 好的 再见 [13:06.01]Claire Meade, please? 呃 不好意思 我找Claire Meade [13:08.18]- And who shall l say is visiting? - Her son. 我要告诉她是谁找她吗? [13:11.89]- Possible escorts. - Old. 她儿子 [13:11.89]备选的护花使者 [13:13.54]年纪大了点 [13:16.92]Way too old. 太老了 [13:20.96]Marc, l think this one's face is on our money. Marc 这张脸出现在我们的钞票上 [13:24.03]You said you wanted one that made you look young... er. 你说你想找个男人能让 你看起来年轻… [13:27.07]一些 [13:28.57]How about finding me someone who doesn't leak? 那帮我找个不泄密的怎么样? [13:32.44]Oh, she's a little fragile today, so be nice. 哦 她今天情绪低落 说话温和点 [13:35.41]- l'm always nice. - You're never nice. 我一向很温和 [13:37.48]Right. l was thinking about somebody else. -你从来都不温和 -算你说对了 我刚说的是别人 [13:40.25]And this is where we come to lose ourselves in the classics. 徜徉在这些名著中能让我们忘却自己 [13:45.92]- lt's a nice collection. - lt is. 嗯 很棒的收藏 [13:47.75]当然 [13:49.46]Nothing like making people in detox read stories 这世上没有比让戒酒瘾的人读那些 酒鬼编造出来的故事更可笑的事了 [13:52.19]cooked up by a bunch of drunks. [13:54.40]Did your father tell you they confiscated my perfume? 你父亲有没有告诉你 他们没收了我的香水? [13:57.23]l guess they are worried you might... 我猜他们怕你会 -- [13:59.40]What? Drink it? 怕什么? 怕我喝了它? [14:02.40]Oh, come on, Daniel. 哦 拜托 Daniel [14:04.04]Bad enough l can't board first class with my liquid eyeliner, 我带着液体眼线膏就不让我上课 这已经够糟了 [14:07.68]now l have to walk around smelling like... people. 现在我还不得不闻起来就像… [14:10.72]人们一样 [14:12.51]- So why are you here? - Just to talk. 为什么你要来这里? [14:13.94]想跟你谈谈 [14:15.58]Well, l've been right here, any time you wanted to come. 我一直在这儿 你想来就来吧 [14:18.52]l've been busy the last couple of weeks. 这几个礼拜我很忙 [14:20.72]Almost four. They like to tell you just how many days you've been in, 差不多一个月了 [14:21.94]他们喜欢告诉你你已经在这儿待了 多久 那样会让你觉得时间过得很慢 [14:24.53]so it passes more slowly. [14:26.76]Today is sponsored by the number 26. 今天已经是第26天了 [14:30.43]l want to talk about Fey Sommers. 我想跟你谈谈Fey Sommers [14:34.40]Then l'm going to need lunch some place they're not serving pudding cups. 那我想找个不提供布丁的地方 去吃顿午饭 [14:40.64]l'll explain it one more time. 好的 我再跟你解释一遍 [14:42.48]He misplaced his watch and he thinks he may have left it 嗯 他的手表掉了 他觉得可能 留在你那儿了…星期四晚上 [14:45.51]at your apartment on... Thursday night. [14:48.05]No, and why didn't he just come here himself? 没在我这 为什么他自己不来? [14:50.55]Because, you see, Daniel is... 因为… [14:51.80]你知道的 Daniel他… [14:53.49]- He's out of the office mostly. - Because, we had something special. 他今天不在办公室 [14:55.56]可是你知道吗 我们不是一般的关系 [14:57.29]l mean, l let him stay over, l let him use my toothbrush. 我是说 我让他在我那儿过夜 让他用我的牙刷 [15:01.80]l even gave him the good pillow! 甚至给了他舒服的枕头 [15:03.50]Why would he say all those things to me and not call me? lt just doesn't make... 为什么他会那么说 而且连一个电话也没有? [15:06.12]那不会… [15:08.60]Oh, my God, you're trying to sabotage us. 哦 天啊! [15:09.91]你要拆散我们 [15:12.44]Are you sleeping with him? 你跟他上床了? [15:13.94]OK, um, look, l'm just gonna write you down as a ''no.'' 好了 听着 我会给你写上“没有” [15:16.84]Because l will not give him up without a fight! 不跟你斗一场 我是不会放弃他的! [15:19.28](tearing) [15:24.05]Ew. l give up. How old is ''old'' to you? 我放弃了 你觉得他老不老? [15:27.99]- Older than my dad. - Hey, what's he doing tonight? 比我老爸岁数还大 [15:29.11]嘿 晚上他做些什么? [15:31.03]- Drinking. Embezzling. Apologizing. - He has a very full life. 喝酒 偷鸡摸狗 道歉 [15:33.62]他的生活很无趣 [15:35.66](Amanda) Mode magazine, how may l direct your call? 这里是“时尚”杂志 请问您要转接到哪里? [15:39.37]Aw, someone's turning back into a caterpillar. 哈 某人变回毛毛虫了 [15:42.50]Do you have those two addresses l asked you to get? 我让你找的两个地址你找到了吗? [15:45.21]- Still working on it. - Can l borrow your stapler, please? 还在找呢 [15:46.16]能借用下你的订书机吗? [15:55.58]- Can l help? - What? Oh, no, l'm good, thanks. 要我帮忙吗? [15:56.52]哦 不 我 -- 我没事 谢谢 [15:59.39]Uh, if you were good, you could leave here and join Cirque du Soleil. 嗯 要是你没事 你可以去加入太阳马戏团了 [16:04.53](phone ringing) [16:16.90]That should do it. 好了 [16:18.54]Now, l want you to try to avoid crowded subway cars. 我觉得你该避开拥挤的地铁 [16:21.91]Oh... and blue jays. Natural predators. 哦 还有松鸦 [16:23.84]自然界的掠夺者 [16:25.95]Right. OK. Thanks. 没错 谢谢 [16:27.88]So anyway, uh, 那么 嗯 待会儿你想去吃饭吗? [16:30.28]you think maybe you'd like to go get some lunch later? [16:33.15]- What? No. - Oh. 什么? 不 [16:36.12]Yeah, OK. That's cool. 好吧 没关系 [16:40.63]No... yes! l meant yes! 不! 是! [16:41.79]我是说我去 [16:43.60]- Yes? - lf that's still OK? 真的? [16:44.64]如果还可以的话 [16:47.13]Yeah, l think l may still have an opening. 好 我大概还有点时间 [16:49.70]- OK. - 1 2:30? 好的 [16:51.44]Yeah. 1 2:30. - 12:30? - 好的 [16:52.95]12:30 [16:57.68]So, what about Monday night? 那星期一晚上的小姐怎么办? [16:59.38]- lsn't Daniel sending her flowers? - What? Daniel没说要送花给她吗? [17:02.48]Oh, no. He couldn't remember who Monday was. 什么? [17:02.51]哦 嗯 没 [17:04.01]他想不起星期一小姐是谁了 [17:24.24]- Ow! Ow! - Sorry. [17:26.36]抱歉 [17:28.61]What are you doing back there? Did you screw up the zipper? 你在后面干什么? [17:31.71]The zipper's not the problem, lack of a pulley and burly men is the problem. 你把拉链弄坏了? [17:32.08]不 拉链不是问题 没有一车厢魁梧的男人才是问题 [17:35.75]- What is she saying to me? - Nothing. lt's the beer talking. 她在跟我说什么? [17:37.11]没什么 只是酒后胡言罢了 [17:38.89](shouting) Maybe you ordered the wrong size! 你大概买错了尺寸! [17:41.76]l ordered a two, she has always been a two, 我买的是2号的 [17:44.63]but clearly, someone's been enjoying too many complimentary cheese straws. 她一直穿2号的 不过显而易见 某人对着免费干酪大快朵颐过头了 [17:48.50]l understood that. What are you saying, Carlotta? 我听得懂你在说什么 Carlotta [17:51.43]- Christina. - There might be a slight possibility 是Christina [17:52.20]我说这些是觉得她也许 -- 也许 增加了不少… [17:54.30]that she might have just, maybe... gained... [17:57.44]- Gained what? - What? Nothing. 增加什么? [18:00.57]Just maybe... like a little, wee bit of... weight? 什么? 没什么 就是有点… [18:02.46]一点点… [18:03.74]变重了? [18:07.41](screaming) [18:16.22]So how are you? Are you seeing anyone? 你怎么样了? [18:18.89]Not any one person. You know, a few. 跟哪个人约会了吗? [18:18.98]不是哪一个 [18:20.68]你知道 是几个… [18:22.23]Our compliments, Mrs. Meade. Good to see you. lt's been far too long. 请接受我们的敬赠 Meade夫人 很高兴见到您 [18:26.77]Yes, it has. 很久没见到您了 [18:27.11]没错 [18:29.14]- Hey, that's mine, give that to me. - Don't even start. 嘿 那是我的 快给我 [18:32.14]l'm going to have the veal Marsala, you do realize it's made with wine? 别再开始喝了 [18:32.18]我要吃马沙拉白葡萄酒小牛肉 [18:34.13]你知道那是用酒做的吧? [18:35.88]The alcohol burns off. 不过酒精成分已经蒸发掉了 [18:37.18]Then give me back the glass, and set fire to me when l'm done. 那就把杯子给我 等我喝完再放把火点着我吧 [18:42.65]So are we going to talk about that Christmas? 我们能谈谈那个圣诞节吗? [18:47.29]- What Christmas? - That Christmas. l was 1 2. 什么圣诞节? [18:48.72]我12岁那年的圣诞节 [18:50.69]Dad gave you a music box from Zurich, one minute you're smiling, 爸爸给了你一个他从苏黎世 带回来的音乐盒 [18:54.19]the next you're using a creme brulee torch to set fire to 1 ,000 Mode copies. 之前你还在微笑 可接着你就把它 扔上阁楼 还烧了很多本“时尚” [18:59.20]No? lt was the Christmas you found out about Dad's affair with Fey. 那个圣诞节你发现了 爸爸和Fey的婚外情 [19:03.50]Ah, yes. 哦 是的 [19:05.97]That does jingle a bell. 我想起来了 [19:10.74]- Betty, do you know what you want? - l think l need another minute. Betty 你要吃点什么? [19:14.11]- OK. - Have you been here before? 嗯 让我再想会儿好吗? [19:16.12]Because the caterpillar roll is awesome. No offense. 以前来过这里吗? 这儿的毛虫卷好吃极了 [19:19.69](chuckling) 没有要冒犯你的意思 [19:22.99]Number four looks... 嗯 4号看上去像尸体解剖图 [19:26.09]...like an autopsy photo. l'm sorry. Sorry. Totally inappropriate. [19:27.78]对不起 对不起 说了倒胃口的话 [19:30.10]- This the first time you've had sushi? - No, God, no. Yes. 你第一次吃寿司吗? [19:31.92]不 上帝 不 是的 [19:34.54]- Then let's go somewhere else. - No. Please. 那我们换个地方吧 [19:37.00]lt's good for me to try new things, you know? Spread my wings. 不 不 不 不 不用了 不用了 [19:37.13]尝尝新鲜也不错 [19:39.33]舒展下翅膀 [19:41.71]Oh, my gosh, l'm so sorry. l'm sorry. 哦 糟糕 抱歉 真对不起 [19:45.45]All evidence to the contrary, this is not my first time in public. 别相信你所看到的 这不是我第一次来公共场合 [19:50.25]lt is mine. For parolees, these ankle bracelets are the best thing ever. 我是 [19:51.51]就像假释犯人 脚镣对他们来说也许是最好的 [19:56.86]lt's so stupid. l come into Manhattan every single day for work, 那很丢脸的 你知道吗 [19:58.52]我每天都要来曼哈顿工作 [20:00.49]and times like these l feel like the E-train dropped me off on Mars. 但我时常感觉到 就好像电车把我载到火星 或其他什么地方去了 [20:04.70]Where l come from, people like their fish cooked 我家那边 人们喜欢把鱼煮熟了吃 万圣节大家都要化装 [20:07.57]and they dress up for Halloween. [20:15.14]Secret identity. 秘密身份 [20:18.05]- (salsa music) - (sniffing) [20:21.15]- Something is burning. What is that? - lt's blood. 噢 什么东西烧着了 是什么呢 [20:25.92]My dinner. 是血-- 我的大餐 [20:29.99]OK, you're pushing it. 好吧 你有点过头了 [20:31.76]Kids come here for candy, not trauma. 孩子们来是为了糖果 而不是受伤 [20:33.79]You can't have a haunted house without spilling blood. 不弄点血出来 就不像一栋闹鬼的房子了 [20:36.73]- When Betty was a little girl, she... - Papi, she's not a little girl anymore. 你知道 当Betty还是一个小女孩的时候 她-- [20:38.52]好吧 爸爸 Betty不再是小女孩了 [20:41.24]- Neither am l. - What are you talking about? 我也不是 [20:43.64]Why does the HMO say you're dead? 你想说什么? [20:44.18]为什么健康维护组织的人说你已经死了? [20:48.54]Why do they say that's not your social security number? 为什么他们说那不是你的社会保险号码? [20:52.41]Did you come home to help me or to ask me questions? 你回家是来帮忙的 还是质问我的? [20:55.88]Because if you came to help me, hang this on the porch. 如果是来帮忙的 就把这个挂到走廊上去 [21:00.75]Hi there, l'm calling from the Sutton Place Medical Group. 你好 [21:02.06]这是从萨顿医疗组打来的电话 [21:03.89]One of our patients, Daniel Meade, just left and thought we should call you. 我们的一位病人 Daniel Meade 刚刚离开 我们认为有必要给你打个电话 [21:08.03]The good thing about scabies is if you treat the itching right away, 关于疥疮好的一方面就是 如果你能及时治疗骚痒 [21:11.50]there's little chance of them becoming open sores. 它们转为皮肤表层疼痛的机会就不太大 [21:14.07]You might want to call your doctor. OK. Bye-bye! 你也许需要和你的医生联系一下 [21:15.64]好了 再见 [21:19.77]Hi, l'm looking for Betty Suarez. 嗨 我找Betty Suarez [21:22.61]She's out to lunch. 她出去吃午饭了 [21:27.81]- What? - Do you know when she'll be back? 还有什么事? [21:30.65]She's at the sushi bar across the street with what's-his-face. Go ask yourself. 你知道她什么时候回来吗? [21:30.92]她和那个谁-- 就在对面大街的 那家寿司店 你自己问她去吧 [21:35.99]Hi there, l'm calling from the Medical Group at Sutton Place. 你好 [21:37.07]这是从萨顿医疗组打来的电话 [21:39.36]One of our patients, Daniel Meade, thought we should give you a call. 我们的一位病人 Daniel Meade 刚刚离开 我们认为有必要给你打个电话 [21:44.23]You can't imagine what it was like seeing that woman 你无法想象那种看着另一个女人拿着 我的圣诞礼物上杂志的感觉 [21:47.20]holding my Christmas present in that magazine. [21:50.10]She called the house several times and played the music box on the phone. 你知道吗 实际上她有好几次打电话到 家里来 还在电话中放音乐盒中的音乐? [21:54.94]You made him end it then, l assume. 我猜 此后你就让他结束这种关系? [21:56.74]Of course. And l thought he had, Daniel, l really did. 当然 我以为他也的确这么做了 Daniel 我确信这一点 [22:00.85]- So when did he? - Well, let's see, it's been... 那么他什么时候结束的? [22:02.47]唔 让我想想 有-- [22:04.32]...l came here almost a month ago, 我差不多一个月前来这里的 所以我想说的是… [22:06.45]so what l want to say is... [22:08.76]- ...six weeks? - What? 六周前 [22:11.22]Dad was having an affair with Fey for 20 years and you didn't know? 什么? [22:11.40]老爸和Fey维持了20年的亲密关系 而你竟然不知道? [22:15.33]Well, Daniel, l don't know if you've noticed, but l drink quite a lot. Daniel 我不知道你是否早就注意到了 但我的确是有些酗酒 [22:19.83]- l thought you took after Grandpa Jack. - That didn't help. 我- 我以为你只是从外公那学来的 [22:23.17]And there are certain things one can inherit from a father. 这可没多大关系 [22:23.20]是有些东西会从父亲传承到儿子的-- 其中的某些涉及到你 [22:26.44]- Some of which should concern you. - Such as? [22:29.04]The philandering. You and all your women. 比如说? [22:29.44]玩弄女人 [22:30.71]你和你所有的女人 我在你身上看到你父亲的影子 [22:32.31]l see him in you. Daniel, it destroyed our family. Daniel 这毁了我们的家 [22:35.55]- What made him finally end it? - Does that really matter now? 是什么让他最终决定要结束? [22:37.58]现在这个真的还重要吗? [22:39.92]lt might. 也许 [22:41.76]Then give me a drink. 那给我杯酒 [22:44.99]- Mom... - A sip. 妈妈 [22:47.29]That's all. Then l tell you what you want to know. 一口 就这么多 [22:48.11]然后我告诉你 你想知道的事 [22:56.94]A sip. 只一口 [23:16.66]l made him choose. 我让他做的选择 [23:19.69]She wasn't going anywhere on her own. 她自己是绝不会自动退出的 [23:22.56]So she and l went over to his office, 所以她和我一起去了你父亲的办公室 我们就站在他的那张 [23:25.27]and we stood there in front of that big, overcompensating desk of his, [23:27.07]大的过分的办公桌前 要他做个选择 [23:29.50]and we told him to make a choice. [23:31.81]- Who did he choose? - Well, one of us is here. 他选了谁? [23:33.22]唔 我们中的一个坐在这里 另一个却死了 [23:36.81]And one of us is dead. [23:39.58]So you figure it out. 你自己应该有答案了 [23:43.05]So l've noticed that you've been on our floor quite a bit today. 我注意到你今天来我们这层有些勤哦 [23:47.62]Have l? Hmm. 我有吗? [23:50.12]Don't think it has anything to do with you. 不要以为这和你有关系 [23:52.36]l like to make the rounds, let employees know Accounting has an eye on them. 不是的 我只是喜欢四处转转 你知道的 [23:54.47]让职员们知道 会计们可是盯着他们呢 [23:56.60]Right. 没错 [23:57.96]Here. This is your piece. 这块给你 [24:00.10]Now, close your eyes, and don't peek. 现在闭上眼睛 不要偷看哦 [24:02.80]This is how Tom Hanks survived in Cast Away. 汤姆. 汉克斯在 “荒岛余生”中就是 这样活下来的 [24:05.71]l don't think so. 我可不这么认为 [24:08.18](muffled) Walter! Walter [24:13.78]- (stammers) What are you doing here? - Who is this guy? 你-- 你来这儿干嘛? [24:16.38]This is, um, this is Henry. He works on the third floor. 这家伙是谁? [24:16.50]这是 唔 这是Henry [24:18.47]他是在三楼上班的 [24:21.49]- Why haven't you returned my calls? - l got busy! 你为什么不回我电话? [24:24.62]- Busy? Busy? - Maybe l should get the check. 我很忙 [24:24.60]很忙? 很忙? [24:26.99]Busy with what? A date? - 也许我该去结帐 - 忙着干嘛? 约会? [24:28.53]l ask you to move in with me and you cheat on me? 我请你和我吃饭 但你拒绝了 你在骗我吗? [24:31.20]Walter, stop it, you're embarrassing me. Walter 别说了 你让我很尴尬 [24:35.27]l'll pay the cashier. 我去付钱 [24:37.37]No, no, no, no. You stay. l'll go. 不 不 不 不 你--你待在这儿 我走 [24:39.87]l embarrass her. 我让她尴尬了 [24:54.05]Tighten the wrap, will you? 缠紧束身带 好吗? [24:56.79]l think l just felt another pound drip off. 我想我刚刚又瘦了一磅 [24:59.83]Oh, my God, it's sweltering. 哦 我的天啊 [25:01.90]Close the door. 热死了 [25:01.94]关上门 [25:04.06]And crank up the thermostat all the way. 把暖气开到最大 [25:06.20]You know, paper burns at 451 degrees. 你知道 纸在451度的时候就会燃烧 [25:09.27]Good, you can become a science teacher after l fire you. Now, crank it! 很好 我把你炒了之后 你还可以去 当个自然老师 [25:12.01]快开到最大! [25:14.27]l know you don't want to hear this, but... 我知道你不想听这个 但是… [25:18.25]- Nico called again. - Of course l don't want to hear it. Nico又打电话来了 [25:21.08]l have six hours to become ten years younger and five pounds thinner. 当然我不想听到这个 [25:21.26]我还有六个小时来使自己年轻10岁 还要减掉5磅肉 [25:25.15]Nico is exactly what l do not need today. What is that? Nico绝对是我今天不需要的人 [25:27.68]那是什么? [25:29.69]- Salad. - Take it away. - 沙拉 - 拿走 [25:31.12]- You have to eat. - Whose side are you on, anyway? 你得吃点东西 [25:33.73]Get out! 你是站在谁那边的? 出去! [25:37.53]Maybe it's not as bad as you're making it sound. 哦 也许这事没有你说得这么糟 [25:40.07]Oh, no, it's worse than l'm making it sound. 噢 不 它-- 它比我说得还要糟 [25:42.74]l'm downplaying it so l don't freak out 我糟糕的表现 不仅使我在Henry面前很丢脸 [25:44.94]that l not only humiliated myself in front of Henry, [25:47.64]but l probably lost Walter forever. 而且也许会让我永远失去Walter [25:49.54]l am so sorry, Betty. 我真的很遗憾 Betty [25:51.58]l feel as if... it was me, l pushed you into this. 我想如果--是--是我 [25:54.08]lt's not you, it's not you. l did it. 我把你推到这种境地的 [25:54.21]不是你 不是你 是我自己 [25:56.82]When l am done with work, l'll find Walter and beg him to forgive me. 下班后 我会去找Walter 我要请求他原谅我 [26:00.29]- And say you're gonna move in with him? - Maybe, yeah. 什么 你说你要搬去跟他一起住? [26:01.90]也许 是吧 [26:03.62]Some people, like Daniel, they can date tons of people at once. l tried two... 一些人就像Daniel那样 他们可以同时与好多人约会 [26:07.73]No, if there's one thing l've learned today, it is that l'm not a flitter. 我试过同时约会两个 [26:08.10]不 如果说今天我有学到什么的话 那就是我不适合玩感情游戏… [26:11.80]And that my boss wears boxers. 还有 我的老板穿拳击短裤 [26:13.73]Silk boxers.... so l've heard. 丝制的拳击短裤 [26:16.45]我是听说的 [26:21.54]There you are! Where've you been? 你在这里 [26:24.04]l ran out for a size four. And if this Valentino doesn't fit her, 你去哪儿了? [26:24.13]我跑去拿4号的礼服 [26:25.65]如果这件再不合适的话 你知道吗? [26:27.35]- l'll make her wear her drapes. - She can't know! 我只好让她穿窗帘了! [26:29.88]She won't. l plan on surgically removing the evidence myself. Grabby fingers. - 不能让她知道 - 她不会知道的 因为我计划如外科手术般 灵巧地去掉证据 [26:32.63]脏手拿开 [26:35.49]Oh, and Betty, good luck with the... you know, and keep me posted. Yes? 噢 Betty 听着 祝你好运… 你知道的 和我保持联系 [26:46.40]What are you staring at? 你在盯着看什么? [26:48.37]- l had the veal. The alcohol burns off. - Mom... please. 我吃了小牛肉 [26:50.04]酒精已经蒸发掉了 [26:51.19]妈妈 别这样 [26:52.71]Listen to me. 听我说 [26:54.27]You have to go, l know, but listen. l want you to be careful. 我知道 你得走了 但是听着 [26:57.28]l know, of dating too many women. l got it. 我希望你小心点… [26:57.58]我知道 与太多的女人约会嘛 [26:59.65]Of your father. - 我知道了 - 你父亲 [27:01.35]l pushed him, he stuck me here. l don't know what he'd do to you. 我迫使他结束 他就将我软禁在此 [27:04.62]Mom... 我不知道他会对你做出什么事来 [27:04.80]妈妈 你认为老爸有能力进行谋杀吗? [27:06.79]...do you think Dad is capable of murder? [27:11.06]l think your father is capable of anything. 我认为你父亲有能力做任何事 [27:16.63]Amanda, if Daniel calls, tell him l've gone out again to try and get his watch. 嘿 Amanda 如果Daniel打电话来 你能告诉他我再出去试着找找他的表吗? [27:22.10]- Who are those for? - Oh... 那些花是给谁的? [27:24.17]Tuesday's girl had already left for her hostessing job when l called, 噢 唔 我打电话时 周二的女人 已经去上班做舞女之类的工作了 [27:27.81]so... l just sent her flowers to me. 因此我把她的花送给自己了 [27:31.51]Hey, have you taken any messages from Walter since lunch? 嘿 午餐之后你有接到Walter 打来的电话吗? [27:34.58]Mm-mm. Henry呢? [27:36.08]- Henry? - Uh... mm-mm. [27:55.57]You need to stop me from going to see Henry. 你得阻止我去见Henry [27:57.70]- l thought you were resolved on that. - l was! Tell that to my finger. 我以为你已经下定决心了呢 [27:58.91]我是下定了决心 跟我的手指说吧 [28:01.24]lt wants me to push the button to his floor. 我的手指想按Henry那层楼的按钮 [28:03.58]lt wants me to go tell him that l had a wonderful time today. 它想让我去告诉他今天我过得很愉快 [28:06.68]- Cheeky finger. - What is wrong with me? 哦 厚颜无耻的手指 [28:09.42]l'm turning into Daniel. 我到底是怎么了? [28:09.27]我开始变得像Daniel了 就这样 [28:11.25]l'll be able to juggle peoples' hearts like fruit and still sleep at night. 不久以后我就能像抛水果一样随意地 玩弄他人的真心 而晚上还能睡得着觉 [28:15.12]One, you're nothing like Daniel. Two, he doesn't sleep much, 第一 你一点也不像Daniel [28:16.51]第二 他实际上睡不了多久 [28:18.63]which is why he loses jewelry and can't remember who he shagged Monday night. 这就是为什么他丢了昂贵的珠宝 却想不起来上周一和谁玩得精疲力尽 [28:23.00]- Oh, my God. - What? 哦 我的天啊 [28:24.06]Roses. l have to go. - 怎么啦? - 玫瑰花 我得走了 [28:31.30]- What? - You sent yourself flowers. 干什么? [28:32.20]你给你自己送了花 [28:33.97]You're Monday's girl. 你就是周一的女人 [28:41.31]Where are you going? Come back! 你想去哪儿? [28:42.88]回来! [28:49.39]What the hell are you doing? Was this all just one big joke to you? 该死的你想干什么? [28:50.72]这对你来说只是个大笑话吗-- [28:52.83]Watching me run around in a butterfly suit 看着我穿着蝴蝶服在城里奔走 看着内裤被扔到我头上? [28:55.33]getting underwear thrown at my head, all for laughs? [28:58.10]Do l look like l'm laughing? 全部都只是为了好笑? [28:58.50]难道我看起来像在笑吗? [29:00.47]Why didn't you say something if you had this the entire time? 既然表一直在你那里 你为什么不早说? [29:03.77]Why? 为什么? [29:05.21]Maybe l was hoping Monday night was the one night of the week 也许是因为我希望周一晚上是你老板 在一周里能记得的一晚吧 [29:08.41]your boss would remember! Stupid me, huh? [29:09.93]我很愚蠢 唔? [29:18.45]Does Daniel know that you feel this way about him? Daniel知道你对他的感觉吗? [29:21.05]Oh, please. He's Daniel Meade. 哦 拜托 [29:22.54]他是Daniel Meade [29:24.36]Take a number and wait in line. 拿个号码 然后排队等候 [29:26.33]l'm sure he feels the same way about you, too. 我想他对你感觉也一样 [29:28.86]Don't you have some kind of agreement? 我的意思是 你们两个没有什么协议吗? [29:30.93]Yeah, he dates anything that moves, 是的 只要会动的他都可以约会 而我则保持微笑 记录她们的消息 [29:33.10]and l agree to smile and take their messages. [29:36.77]And now l'm sending them flowers, too. 而现在我还要给她们送花 [29:40.61]Amanda, if you knew who he was, Amanda 既然你早就知道他是怎样的人 那你为什么还要卷进来呢? [29:43.18]- why did you get so involved? - (sniffling) [29:45.78]Because... 因为… [29:47.58]...l thought he would get sick of serial dating. 我以为他会厌倦这样不停地约会 [29:53.75]l sure as hell am. 我确信他会的 [29:56.16]And what if he doesn't? 但如果他不厌倦呢? [29:59.26]He will. 他会的 [30:01.26]l'll just wait. 我会等着那一天的 [30:04.76]Here. Give this back to him. 给你 [30:05.97]把这个还给他 [30:08.57]You can tell him how you feel. 你可以告诉他你的感觉 [30:10.20]Uh-uh. [30:13.14]Nope. No, no. 不 不 [30:18.65]Hey, guess what? 你猜怎么? [30:21.71]What? 怎么? [30:26.92]This never happened. 这事从来没发生过 [30:33.83]l want the truth! 我要你说实话 [30:36.73]- ls this a size four? - lt's the designers. 这是4号的吗? [30:39.00]They have a cruel streak when it comes to voluptuous women. 是设计师 只要涉及到美艳熟女 他们就会有点残酷 [30:42.57]- Where's the tag? - l ate it. - 标签在哪儿? - 我吃了 [30:44.20]- Carlotta? - Oh, yes, it's a four! Carlotta? [30:46.41](groans) 对 是4号的 [30:49.41]- (tears) - Oh! [30:51.81]- lt's OK. - Oh, leave it! 别管它了 [30:55.62]l can't deny it anymore, it's happened. l've become a ''woman of a certain age.'' 我不能再否认了 终于发生了 [30:57.66]我已经徐娘半老了 [31:00.19]Give me 20 minutes, l can do something with pleats. 如果你给我20分钟 我可以用褶子处理一下 [31:03.02]l said leave it. l'm not going to go to that ridiculous party. 我说了别管它了 [31:04.72]我不去那个可笑的舞会了 [31:08.70]l can't compete anymore with a bevy of 22-year-old gym-bodies. 我再也不能和一群22岁 健美身材的女人争芳斗艳了 [31:12.83]You starve yourself, pull yourself, inject yourself, you think you're safe. 我是说 节了食 拉了皮 打了针 就以为自己安全了 [31:17.44]They keep coming to the door, younger and younger, 但她们还是接踵而至 越来越年轻 就像枪林弹雨 你不倒下她们就不罢休 [31:20.14]like a hail of bullets, until down you go. [31:24.58]Why is it such a crime to age in this business? 为什么在这一行里 老就是一种罪过呢? [31:27.38]lt's true, the standards for women are so punitive. 说得对 [31:28.58]对女人的标准就是这么严苛 这又是谁的错呢? [31:30.32]And whose fault is that? l set the standards. 这些标准就是我定的 [31:34.02]''Lifetime Achievement Award.'' Oh, there's my achievement. 终生成就奖 这就是我的成就 [31:37.59]lt bit me in the ass... 大屁股 粗大腿 [31:39.39]...and the hips. [31:42.50]Serves me right, huh? That's what you're thinking. Say it. 罪有应得 是吧? [31:45.37]Well, you know, well... 你就是这么想的 直说吧 [31:45.27]哦 不 我是在想 没错 是你定下了标准 [31:48.40]...what l was thinking was, yes, you do set the standards. [31:51.34]You're Wilhelmina Slater, for Pete's sake. 你可是堂堂的Wilhelmina Slater [31:53.64]Women look to you for inspiration. 女人们都得从你身上找灵感 当你晚上和你的小帅哥一起去舞会的时候 [31:55.58]And when you go to that ball tonight with that young man of yours, [31:59.15]l guarantee, no woman in America tomorrow morning 我敢保证明天早上全国的女人 不带上个比她年轻10岁的男人 就不出门 [32:02.68]will leave her house without a man ten years younger than her. [32:06.45]Or five years. A year? Less. l don't know. 5岁 [32:08.20]一岁 或以下 [32:10.18]我不知道 [32:16.76]Are you... gonna eat that sandwich? 你… [32:17.78]还吃不吃那个三明治? [32:21.83]Oh, yeah. [32:27.71]So shall l, uh, shall l work my magic then? 那我可以施展我的法术了吗? [32:34.65]What's all that? 是什么东西? [32:36.42]Just some of the treasures from my day. 是我今天发现的财宝 -- 你散落在整个纽约市的东西 [32:39.09]Things you left scattered over New York City. [32:41.62]Where's the watch? 手表呢? [32:45.22]Good for you. Which one had it? 你真厉害! [32:48.19]Does it matter? 在谁那儿? [32:48.21]这重要吗? [32:50.93]No. Not really, l guess. 不 我想不重要 [32:52.97]l didn't think so. 我原来不是这么想的 [32:55.87]l sent roses to those women. 我给那些女人送了玫瑰 [32:58.24]Amanda sent them, yeah. Amanda送的 对 [33:00.41]And, you know, you're right, you can do whatever you want, 你知道 你说的对 [33:02.01]你可以为所欲为 [33:04.24]go from one person to the next... flit, flit, flit. 在女人中飞来飞去 [33:07.98]But if you think that no one's getting hurt, you're wrong. 飞 飞 飞 [33:08.06]但如果你认为不会伤害什么人 那你就错了 [33:12.39]- Anything else you need from me? - No, no, that'll be all. 还要我做什么事吗? [33:13.43]不 没事了 [33:17.92]Betty, you know l've had a rough week. Betty 你知道我这星期过得很艰难 [33:21.96]- l've got a lot on my mind. - l know. 要想的事情太多 [33:24.18]我知道 [33:26.33]l just hope that you deal with that more directly than you handled this. 我只是希望你更直接的去处理那些事 而不是像处理这件事一样 [33:42.82](gasping) [33:45.55]Hail to the Queen! 女皇万岁! [33:47.65]She lives! She breathes! 又散发生命力了 [33:49.59]What do you think of the decolletage? Too much cleavage? 你觉得这件低胸装怎么样? [33:52.69]l'd say... not enough. 是不是太露了? [33:52.63]要我说… [33:54.46]还不够 [33:55.96]Jason! About time you showed up. Jason [33:57.21]你是该来了 [33:59.13]You know l don't like to be kept waiting. Hold it. 我可不喜欢久等 [34:01.60]You sure you want to be seen with an old broad like me? 别急 [34:02.12]你确定想让人看见 你和我这样的老女人在一起? [34:04.70]A minute younger, and l'd have to rip your clothes off right here. 你要再年轻一分钟 我会在这儿就把你扒光了 [34:12.31]- Nice brows. - Oh, thank you. 眉毛真漂亮 [34:16.75]Hi. l am so sorry to interrupt you, but Nico... 嗨 很抱歉打扰您 可是Nico… [34:19.45]Got the messages, can't return them, we're late for an engagement. 我收到消息了 没时间回 [34:21.18]我们约会要迟到了 [34:23.06]...is here. 来了 [34:28.59]Hi, Mom. 嗨 老妈 [34:30.50]Whoa. 你是她的… [34:31.86]You're her mother? [34:34.06]母亲? [34:38.07]What can l say? Rule Number One. 我能说什么呢? [34:40.37]Never buy your mistress and your wife the same Christmas present. 第一守则: 不要给情妇 和妻子买同样的圣诞礼物 [34:44.84]l know how you must feel about me, Daniel, l'm truly sorry about Fey. l am. 我知道你对我会怎么想 Daniel 对Fey我也非常非常遗憾 [34:49.65]l did everything l could to keep you from getting hurt. 真的 [34:49.73]我做了一切努力让你不受伤害 [34:52.65]- And Mom? What about her feelings? - l was careless and stupid. 还有妈妈? [34:54.03]她的想法呢? [34:55.38]我大意了 犯傻了 而且Fey就是不愿意放手 [34:58.19]And Fey wouldn't quit, she didn't want to be my mistress, [35:00.18]她不想做我的情妇 [35:01.79]- she wanted to be a Meade. - ls that why you had her killed? 她想成为Meade家的人 [35:03.35]所以你就杀了她? [35:05.80]- ls that what you think? - l don't know, Dad. 你是这么想的吗? [35:06.94]我不知道 爸爸 [35:09.54]Why don't you tell me? 你为什么不告诉我? [35:14.04]Tell you what? That l loved her? 告诉你什么? [35:15.35]我爱她? [35:17.78]- Because l did. - More than Mom? 我是爱过 [35:18.68]比爱妈妈更多? [35:21.35]l don't know. 我不知道 [35:25.22]- More than all the others, for sure. - Others? 确实比爱其他人更多 [35:27.72]Many, many others. Who do you think is making these mysterious phone calls? - 其他人? - 其他很多人 [35:30.10]你认为是谁打的那些神秘电话? [35:32.39]- Who do you think sent you this? - You're telling me it's... 你认为这又是谁送来的? [35:33.90]你是不是想告诉我是你的一个… [35:35.46]An ex-lover, yeah, out for revenge. 老相好 没错 [35:37.93]Which one, l couldn't say. But l deserve it. l deserve much worse. 为了报复 究竟是谁我不知道 但我罪有应得 [35:39.12]情况再糟也是我活该 [35:42.77]Not for killing Fey, that l had nothing to do with. 倒不是因为杀了Fey-- 这和我没关系-- [35:45.57]But for being a lousy husband 是因为我是一个烂丈夫 和更烂的父亲 [35:49.11]and an even lousier father. [35:52.18]And if l can't teach you by my example, learn from my mistakes. 如果你不能以我为榜样 就以我为戒 [35:56.82]Stop screwing around. Settle down, for God's sake. 别再乱搞了 [35:58.09]收心吧 看在上帝的份上 [36:09.63]- Hi. - Hi. 嗨 [36:11.86]Down? 下去吗? [36:20.17]- Sorry. - l was going to call you. - 听着 我很抱歉 - 我本来要打给你的 [36:21.91]- No. lt... you were saying? - l just wanted to say thanks. - 对不起 - 不 你要说什么? [36:24.15]我…我只想说 谢谢 [36:27.01]Thanks? For giving you the most stressful lunch ever? 谢谢? [36:28.29]谢我给了你压力最大的一顿午餐? [36:30.78]l make you eat slimy sea monsters, then l get you in major trouble with... 首先是让你吃黏糊糊的海怪 然后又让你遇上大麻烦 [36:34.45]lt's OK. That wasn't your fault. 没事的 不是你的错 [36:38.59]- How's that guy who ate all that honey? - Not great. 那个吃掉全部蜂蜜的人怎么样了? [36:42.13]l have to make the beer run instead of him. 不太好 [36:42.25]所以我才不得不替他喝光所有的酒 [36:44.53]We're having a party up on 25 with Human Resources, if you're free. 我们要在25楼和人力资源部的人 开个Party 你有时间吗? [36:48.03]Oh, l'm... well, l'd love to go, Henry, but... 我… [36:49.65]我非常乐意去 Henry 不过… [36:52.10]- Well, you have a boyfriend. - Yeah. Yeah, l do. 哦 你有男朋友了 [36:55.67]是 我有了 而且 我真的想给我和Walter一个机会… [36:57.54]And l really want to give this thing with Walter and me a chance. [37:01.05]ls that the guy? With the net? 是那个人吗? [37:03.55]Yeah. Yeah, but he's not always like that. 拿网子的那个? [37:05.82]l'm not always like that. l should have never... 对 不过他并不总是那样 [37:09.26]l'm sorry. 我也不总是那样 我不应该…对不起 [37:11.36]No worries. lt was just lunch. 别担心 [37:12.57]只是午饭而已 [37:16.96]Trick or treat, nymphalis milberti. 不给糖就捣蛋 小蝴蝶 [37:27.27]Hey. You out of here? 嘿 你要走了吗? [37:29.81]l guess. 我想是 [37:31.88]Human Resources and Accounting are having a party downstairs. 人力部和会计部在楼下开Party [37:35.21]l thought l might stop by and drink all their booze. 所以我想顺便去喝光他们的酒 [37:38.72]How about you? Halloween Ball? 你呢? [37:39.75]万圣节舞会? [37:41.35]No, not in the mood. 不 没心情去 [37:44.56]- You have a good time, though. - Oh. 你玩得开心点 [37:49.93]Sorry. [37:52.93]lf you get tired of watching Charlie Brown and the Great Pumpkin alone, 嘿 如果你一个人看“Charlie Brown 和大南瓜” 看烦了 我可以… [37:57.54]l could come over and keep you company. 过来跟你做个伴… [38:02.64]ln costume... or not. 穿上服装… [38:05.38]l think l just need to be alone tonight. 或者不穿 [38:06.67]我今晚只想一个人呆着 [38:13.89]Hey, we could just talk. 嘿 我们可以只说说话 [38:17.82]Probably not. 还是算了吧 [38:36.64]Justin! Justin, stop already! [38:38.65]Justin Justin 该停下了 [38:41.58]There is no twirling in the Armed Forces! 武装部队里可不让转圈圈 [38:45.42]That kid... we're gonna get no candy this year. 这孩子 今年我们要不到糖了 [38:51.79]So l guess you two need to talk. 我想你们俩需要谈谈 [38:53.96]l don't need to talk. Maybe she needs to talk. 我不需要谈 也许她需要谈 [38:57.86]OK, whatever. 好吧 [38:58.89]随便 [39:07.14]Licorice? Justin hates it. 甘草糖? Justin不喜欢 [39:09.84]So does his aunt. 他小姨也是 [39:12.28]- You got any raisins? - Other pocket. 你有葡萄干吗? [39:14.06]另一个口袋里 [39:23.59]l'm sorry l went to lunch. 抱歉我去吃午餐了 [39:26.59]The key was too fast? 钥匙是不是… [39:29.46]Yeah, a little. 太快了? [39:30.43]有一点 [39:32.40]l pushed you. Damn it! 是我逼你的 妈的 [39:35.53]''Carpe diem, Virgo. Seize the day.'' “及时行乐 处女座 把握今天” [39:38.80]Never trust the horoscope in the Daily News. 千万别信新闻日报里的星座占卜 [39:43.14]lt's just that we just started dating again, you know? 只是 -- 我们刚开始重新约会 你知道吗? [39:46.28]l know, l know, l know. And, if you don't want to even do that, l... 我知道 我知道 [39:47.24]- 要是你根本不愿意的话 我… - 不 我愿意 [39:49.62]No, l do. [39:53.19]So you and, uh... sushi man... 那你和那个 寿司男? [39:57.16]Just you. 只有你 [39:59.09]Because sushi is exciting. 因为寿司很让人兴奋 我知道 [40:01.83]l know. [40:03.63]Even if it is crawling with parasites. 即使上面爬满了虫 [40:09.94]Sushi is good, yeah. 寿司是很不错 对 [40:11.97]But so is a nice slice of pizza. 但一块批萨也很好 [40:25.52]So my kid shows up. 我的孩子出现了 [40:27.82]Last thing l need. 这是我最不想看到的 [40:29.29]You can do miracles to hide your own age, but damned if you can hide theirs. 你可以施展魔法掩盖自己的年龄 但藏不住孩子的年龄 [40:33.63]So you didn't take this Jason to the party? 所以你没有带这个Jason去舞会? [40:37.50]No, l took him to the elevator. 没有 我带他去了电梯 [40:39.20]l told him to go back to his frat house and bob for apples. 让他回他的兄弟会之家玩苹果游戏去 [40:42.10]What about Bradford and his son? 那Bradford和他儿子呢? [40:45.04]Marc told me he saw Daniel coming out of Bradford's office, all seemed well. Marc说他看见Daniel从Bradford 的办公室出来 看上去没事 [40:49.78]Whatever Bradford said to Daniel put him off his trail... 不管Bradford对Daniel说了什么 都让他没疑心了 [40:52.78]That's disappointing. 真让人失望 [40:55.41]What do we do now? 那我们现在怎么做? [40:56.88]l think it's time for Fey Sommers to come out of seclusion. 我想是时候让Fey Sommers重出江湖了 [41:07.43]l smell fresh blood. 我闻见鲜血味儿了 [41:09.73](wicked laughter) [41:12.63]Dad, add more corn syrup. You're clotting. 爸爸 再加点玉米糖浆 [41:14.26]已经凝固了 [41:17.50]You, uh, going out with Walter? 你… [41:20.67]Yeah, l just wanted to come home first and change. 要和Walter出去? [41:21.30]是啊 我只是想先回家换衣服 [41:24.74]No more butterfly, huh? 不装蝴蝶了? [41:26.28]No, it is exhausting being a butterfly. No wonder they only live two weeks. 不 你知道 当蝴蝶累得要死 [41:28.58]怪不得它们只能活两星期 [41:31.15]ls that true? 真的吗? [41:32.95]lt's just something l know. 这我知道 [41:37.29]ls there anything else l should know? 还有什么我应该知道的吗? [41:42.90]Right, of course. 当然 [41:46.70]l was trying to protect you. 我只是想保护你 [41:50.37]l've been using someone else's social security number for years. 我已经用别人的社保号码好多年了 [41:55.51]Because l don't have one. 因为我没有 [42:00.18]You can't get one... 如果你是非法入境 是拿不到社保号码的 [42:02.48]...if you're in this country illegally. [42:07.42]And l am. 我就是

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