[00:00.24] Unit 20 Garfield Quotes Money is not everything. [00:06.21] There's Mastercard & Visa. [00:09.11] One should love animals. [00:10.41] They are so tasty. [00:12.28] Save water. [00:14.05] Shower with your girlfriend. [00:16.11] Love the neighbor. [00:17.10] But do not get caught. [00:19.47] Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [00:23.41] And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [00:27.44] Every man should marry. [00:28.41] After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. [00:32.34] The wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise. [00:37.12] Success is a relative term. [00:41.23] It brings so many relatives. [00:45.55] Love is photogenic. [00:47.00] It needs darkness to develop. [00:48.52] Children in backseats cause accidents. [00:53.03] Accidents in backseats cause children. [00:55.02]" Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. [00:59.12] There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. [01:05.25]" Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? [01:11.49]" Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! [01:15.43] A dress is like a barbed fence. [01:17.42] It protects the premises without restricting the view. [01:21.50] The more you learn, the more you know. [01:23.31] The more you know, the more you forget. [01:26.39] The more you forget, the less you know. [01:28.00] So why bother to learn. [01:28.59] A little ego goes nowhere. [01:31.28] All I do is eat and sleep. [01:33.03] Eat and sleep. [01:33.50] Eat and sleep. [01:34.38] There must be more to a cat's life than that. [01:38.17] But I hope not. [01:43.11] Avoid fruits and nuts: after all, you are what you eat. [01:46.38] Eat every meal as though it were your last. [01:48.26] Good times are ahead! [01:49.53] Or behind. [01:53.09] Because they sure are not here. [01:56.01] His I.Q. is so low you can not test it. [02:00.35] You have to dig for it. [02:02.12] I am hungry. [02:03.19] Therefore I am. [02:04.26] I eat too much because I 'm depressed, and I 'm depressed because I eat too much. [02:10.06] It's a vicious circle ... that took years to perfect! [02:15.01] I 'm not messy. [02:16.34] I 'm organizationally challenged! [02:16.58] If you want to appear smarter, hang around someone stupider. [02:19.37] Odie, let's talk effort versus return here. [02:22.42] You know, you can still lead a pointless life without all that running around. [02:26.58] This is it. [02:27.59] I 've reached the pinnacle of laziness and gluttony ... How depressing. [02:31.37] There's no place to go after you 've reached the top. [02:33.46] When the lasagna content in my blood gets low, I get mean. [02:38.49] You can scratch my chair, you can insult my mother, you can beat up my dog, [02:45.21] and you can play with my rubber mousie ... but you do not eat my food and you do not sleep in my bed. [02:56.47] You know what is a" diet" is, do not you? [02:57.45] It's" die" with a" t", that's what it is!

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