2--I had to blow my nose.
 
1--Did you have to blow right next to the phone?
 
2--Did you hear that?
 
1--Of course I heard that. I thought a plane had crashed into your house.
 
2--It wasn't that loud.
 
1--I will blow my nose sometime for you, and you'll see.
 
2--Okay. I'll take your word for it.
 
1--I thought you had an elephant in your house.
 
2--You're funny.
 
1--What did you say? I think I've gone deaf.
 
2--I'm going into the bathroom to blow my nose. I'll be right back.
 
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注解：
 
1.crashed into撞上 
2.deaf聋的  
3.blow擤（鼻子） 

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译文：
 
1--呀！那是什么噪音？
2--我想擦鼻子。
1--你就要在电话旁擦吗？
2--你听到啦？
1--我当然听到了。我以为一架飞机撞上了你的房子呢。
2--没有那么大声。
1--我会在你面前擦鼻子的，那时你会看到的。
2--好的。我会记住你的话的。
1--我以为你家里养了头大象。
2--你真有趣。
1--你说什么？我想我聋了。
2--我要去洗手间擦鼻涕了。我马上回来。