1--What are you doing?
 
2--Look at me. I look so old! I look as if I were thirty.
 
1--Come on! Stop being so vain. You look great! You are beautiful!
 
2--Yes, I am, but I think it’s time for some plastic surgery I’m tired of these wrinkles and sagging skin. See?
 
1--I don’t see any wrinkles or sagging skin! You are stop beings ridiculous. Besides, I think that people who get Botox, have facelifts, or tummy tucks look weird. It doesn’t look natural.
 
2--Whatever, I think I’m gonna get liposuction and a nose job and some breast implants as well.
 
1--I think you need to get brain surgery. I honestly don’t think you need cosmetic surgery.You look amazing.
 
2--I thought you were my friend and would support me on this! I just want to feel better about myself and feel more attractive.
 
1--You don’t need plastic surgery to do that. You are fine the way you are and you have guys drooling all over you! Plus, plastic surgery hurts!
 
2--Really?
 
1--Yeah! When I got my nose job I was black and blue for a week!
 
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注解：
 
1.vain虚荣的
2.ridiculous荒谬的
3.attractive吸引人的
 
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译文：
 
1--你在干什么？
2--看看我，我看起来真老，好像已经30岁了。
1--别那么爱虚荣。你起来很漂亮。
2--我是漂亮，但我想是时候做下整形手术，我讨厌这些皱纹和下垂的皮肤，看见了吗？
1--我没看见皱纹和下垂的皮肤。别那么幼稚。而且我认为使用Botox，进行面部整容或是做紧腹手术的人看起来很奇怪。看起来不自然。
2--无论如何，我想我会做下吸脂术，整下鼻子，做下隆胸手术。
1--我觉得你应该给脑袋做下手术。说实话，我不认为你需要做整容手术，你看起来很迷人。
2--我觉得你是我的朋友会支持我那么做。我只是想自我感觉好些，让自己看起来更有魅力。
1--但不必做整容手术。你有自己的魅力，男人都对你痴狂。而且，整容手术会有伤害。
2--真的吗？
1--是的，我做了整鼻收拾，整整一周我都青一块紫一块的。