当你怀孕时可能会发生“不幸的”事情

As if the hyper simulation called life wasn’t hard already, if you’re a woman, Mother Nature throws you a real party to check how high your threshold is, and it lasts 9 months straight: with no breaks, no excuses, no emergency exit.

仿佛这个名为“生活”的超级模拟游戏并不难，如果你是一名女性，大自然会为你举办一场真正的派对，来检验你的门槛有多高，而且它会持续9个月:没有休息，没有借口，没有紧急出口。

Yep, we’re talking pregnancy. While most people see only the happy side of this miracle, excitement, and anticipation that comes with expecting a baby, moms who’ve been there have experienced the other side of the coin, too.

是的，我们在谈论怀孕。虽然大多数人只看到了这个奇迹的快乐的一面，兴奋的一面，和对怀孕的期待，但是有过这种经历的妈妈们也经历了硬币的另一面。

From swelling up to the point that you no longer recognize your reflection to craving some genuinely weird food combinations, welcome to the mad land of pregnancy brain. Let’s take a look at all the crazy and unfortunate stuff that moms have been going through while pregnant, which surely makes them legit superwomen. Because if they survived this, nothing’s impossible for them.

从肿胀到你不再意识到自己的倒影，到渴望一些真正奇怪的食物组合，欢迎来到怀孕大脑的疯狂之地。让我们来看看妈妈们在怀孕期间所经历的所有疯狂和不幸的事情，这些肯定会让她们成为合法的超级女性。因为如果她们坚持下来了，对她们来说没有什么是不可能的。

#1 Stages Of Pregnancy

怀孕的阶段

#2 While Pregnant With My Second Daughter, I Could Rest My Pregnant Belly On My Countertop. People Thought This Photo Was Fake. It’s Real, And My Back Still Isn’t Right

当我怀上第二个女儿的时候，我可以把怀孕的肚子搁在我的工作台上。人们认为这张照片是假的。这是真的，但我的背还是不对劲

#3 The Major Swelling, Even Your Nose Can Swell Up

身体多处肿胀，甚至你的鼻子也会肿起来

#4 My Daughter Was Always Over To The Right Side Of My Body (Which You Can See In This Pic). For The Entire Third Trimester, I Felt Like I Was Tipping Over

我的女儿总是在我身体的右侧(你可以从这张照片中看到)。在怀孕的最后三个月里，我感觉自己好像要摔倒了

#5 My Pregnancy Feet Versus My Normal Feet

我怀孕时的脚和正常的脚

#6 My Face Broke Out With Hormonal Cystic Acne That Was So Bad. I Also Had Cravings For All The Worst Food...but I Got An Awesome Table I Got To Carry Around With Me For A Few Months!

我的脸上突然长满了糟糕的激素囊肿性痤疮。我还渴望吃所有最难吃的食物……但是我有一张很棒的桌子，我要带在身边几个月!

#7 Eight Months Pregnant = Motorized Cart At The Store. Note My Swollen Ankles!

怀孕8个月=商店里的电动手推车。注意我的脚踝肿了!

#8 I Had To Cut The Ring Off Because My Fingers Were So Swollen

我的手指肿得厉害，只好把戒指拿了下来

#9 Your Hips Actually Get Looser And That's Why We See Pregnant Women Waddling

你的臀部实际上变松了，这就是为什么我们看到孕妇摇摇摆摆的

#10 This Is My Sister At 8 Months. She Woke Up With Her Feet Very Swollen, So We Propped Her Legs Up To See If It Would Help

这是我8个月大的妹妹。醒来时她的脚肿得很厉害，所以我们把她的腿支起来，看看这是否有帮助

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