[00:02.75]Previously on "Desperate Housewives" [00:04.79] [00:04.87]All this time my father has been right across town [00:07.59] [00:07.71]running the feed store? [00:09.17] [00:09.30]Susan found her real father [00:11.05] [00:11.26]Ed wants to make the final decision [00:13.13] [00:13.38]Ed Furarer, Lynette Scoval [00:14.93] [00:15.05]Lynette met her new boss [00:16.72] [00:16.89]I've learned my lesson. Ok, when I get out of here [00:19.47] [00:19.60]Everything's gotta be different [00:20.93] [00:21.06]Carlos promised to change his old ways [00:23.69] [00:23.81]Dr. Goldfine has concerns about us being together [00:26.15] [00:26.23]and I'm starting to thinking he's right [00:27.77] [00:27.94]While Bree discovered George's true colours [00:31.11] [00:31.28]George, I don't want to! [00:31.99] [00:32.03]We are engaged! You have to wear it! [00:34.28] [00:34.40]I don't think we are any more [00:35.91] [00:38.66]Anyone who'd ever been to a party of Bree van de Kamp's [00:41.75] [00:41.87]thought of her as the perfect hostes [00:44.41] [00:44.54]Because Bree knew how to take care of her guests [00:47.88] [00:49.46]Her dinners will always served properly [00:52.26] [00:53.42]Her licer always flow freely [00:56.38] [00:57.39]And her anicdoses were always enjoyable [01:01.26] [01:02.27]But on this night, the perfect hostess [01:04.64] [01:04.77]was about to find herself... [01:07.15] [01:07.90]Where's that music coming from? [01:12.03] [01:13.07]in a very imperfect predicament. [01:16.20] [01:16.36]Uh, I'm not sure. [01:19.82] [01:21.70]Don't give upon us, baby [01:25.00] [01:25.08]we're still worth one more try [01:28.29] [01:28.50]um, if you'll excuse me for just one minute. [01:31.38] [01:31.59]I know we put our last one by [01:36.51] [01:36.63]just for a rainy evening [01:38.64] [01:38.76]George! [01:40.05] [01:40.22]I have guests. [01:41.35] [01:41.51]- What do you think you're doing? - We had a tiff. I upset you. [01:43.68] [01:43.81]And now I'm just trying to make things right again. [01:45.48] [01:45.60]It was not a tiff [01:46.81] [01:46.98]We broke up. It's over. [01:48.77] [01:48.90]- We can still come through - I am not kidding. [01:51.73] [01:51.86]If you do not knock it off, I am gonna call the police. [01:54.07] [01:54.07]All right, go ahead. [01:54.82] [01:54.94]I really lost my head last night [01:57.61] [01:57.74]call the police. If they drag me away, [01:59.28] [01:59.41]I'm just gonna come right back here. [02:00.57] [02:00.70]I want you to hear the whole medley [02:02.33] [02:02.45]Come on! [02:04.24] [02:08.50]Why don't you all take your seats? [02:10.29] [02:10.58]dessert is about to be served. [02:13.88] [02:29.81]I really lost my head last night [02:33.52] [02:33.65]you've got a right [02:35.44] [02:35.57]to... [02:36.48] [02:41.20]yes, Bree knew how to take care of her guests, [02:45.41] [02:45.54]especially those who weren't invited. [02:49.66] [02:53.25]Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 9 [02:54.63] [02:57.96]Good guys wear white hats, [02:59.92] [03:00.05]and bad guys wear black. [03:02.26] [03:02.39]This is how children distinguish [03:04.26] [03:04.39]between good and evil. [03:07.56] [03:07.72]But they soon learn that bad guys [03:09.52] [03:09.64]don't always look so bad. [03:11.52] [03:11.64]In fact, sometimes [03:13.40] [03:13.48]they even seem down right friendly. [03:15.90] [03:16.02]That is, until you get to know them [03:17.82] [03:17.94]a little bit better. [03:19.53] [03:19.69]Hey, fancy seeing you here. [03:21.70] [03:21.82]I was just out for a little ride. [03:22.78] [03:22.91]Don't lie to me, George. [03:24.24] [03:24.37]You've been riding up and down this street for the last hour. [03:27.41] [03:27.54]I don't want to do this, Bree, [03:28.49] [03:28.49]but you won't return any of my phone calls. [03:29.91] [03:30.04]So stalking me is plan "b"? [03:33.79] [03:35.67]Bree, I know I messed up. [03:36.96] [03:37.09]I know I got some issues to work on, [03:39.46] [03:39.67]but I'd be willing to see a therapist [03:40.97] [03:41.09]if that's what you want. [03:42.51] [03:42.63]I'll do anything, but [03:43.89] [03:44.01]how can I show you that I can-- [03:45.43] [03:45.60]I can change if you don't give me a second chance? [03:48.22] [03:48.47]Come on. [03:49.47] [03:49.60]You know I'm not a bad person. [03:51.89] [03:52.02]I do know that, [03:53.02] [03:53.14]but I'm just not sure you're a good one, either. [03:56.81] [04:02.99]and we integrated the corporate logo [04:05.49] [04:05.62]into the jungle background, [04:06.91] [04:07.07]creating not only an ad for the clothing, [04:09.08] [04:09.20]but for the company itself. [04:12.29] [04:16.33]I don't get it. [04:17.84] [04:18.04]What, um, don't you get? [04:20.17] [04:20.30]The whole idea just kind a makes my head hurt. [04:23.67] [04:23.80]Is it just me? [04:24.68] [04:24.84]No, nuh-unh. [04:26.01] [04:26.14]You're right. It stinks. [04:27.80] [04:28.05]Sorry, guys. Back to the drawing board. [04:29.93] [04:30.06]Well, I got tickets to a game. [04:32.52] [04:32.68]Nina, you do whatever you have to do [04:33.68] [04:33.81]to keep us afloat here. [04:35.14] [04:35.27]You got it. [04:36.65] [04:36.73]Looks like it's gonna be another late night at the office. [04:39.69] [04:39.82]Nice work, everybody. [04:40.82] [04:40.94]Thank you. [04:41.98] [04:42.19]Could you can the attitude, Nina? [04:45.15] [04:45.40]I'm sorry. What did you just say? [04:46.66] [04:46.78]You're being rude. [04:47.74] [04:47.91]And it's totally out of line. [04:49.12] [04:49.24]You know how hard we all worked on this. [04:51.45] [04:51.58]Yeah, I do. [04:53.29] [04:53.41]Nina, I think I speak for everyone here [04:55.75] [04:55.92]when I say we are sick and tired of your abuse. [04:59.13] [04:59.25]Frankly, you owe us an apology. [05:02.05] [05:02.26]Is--is this true? [05:03.88] [05:04.01]I mean, I would be mortified [05:05.47] [05:05.68]if I thought that I'd hurt any of you. [05:09.05] [05:09.30]I mean, If anybody feels like I owe them an apology, [05:12.52] [05:12.68]please, speak up. [05:17.44] [05:17.60]You? You? [05:19.52] [05:19.69]You? [05:21.19] [05:21.61]Gee, Lynette. [05:22.57] [05:22.69]I guess you were mistaken. [05:24.78] [05:24.94]All right, let's recap, shall we? [05:27.07] [05:27.20]Stinky pitch ,workin' late, no apologies. [05:32.79] [05:34.50]Guys! [05:35.79] [05:35.96]We talked about this. [05:36.91] [05:37.04]What happened to standing up for ourselves? [05:39.21] [05:39.33]Hot muffins. [05:40.29] [05:40.42]Any takers? [05:41.25] [05:41.38]No, Stu. These people don't deserve muffins. [05:45.80] [05:51.14]hello? [05:52.39] [05:52.43]hello. My name is mark Martinez. [05:54.10] [05:54.14]I'm the assistant warden down at Fairvew county jail. [05:56.56] [05:56.77]Is Mrs. Solis available? [05:57.94] [05:58.06]Uh, yeah, this is her. [06:00.06] [06:00.15]Did somethin' happen with Carlos? [06:01.73] [06:01.94]At 7:43 this morning, [06:03.27] [06:03.40]your husband held two guards at gunpoint [06:05.19] [06:05.32]and successfully escaped. [06:07.07] [06:07.19]He what?! [06:08.45] [06:08.57]I take it you had no prior knowledge [06:10.28] [06:10.41]he had planned to do this? [06:11.41] [06:11.57]No, of course not. [06:13.03] [06:13.16]He's a moron! [06:14.33] [06:14.45]We have every reason to believe [06:15.75] [06:15.87]your husband may come to find you. [06:18.91] [06:19.08]We believe him to be armed... [06:21.21] [06:21.38]and very, very horny. [06:23.75] [06:23.92]What? [06:25.59] [06:26.05]Surprise, baby. [06:27.51] [06:28.55]I got paroled early. [06:30.43] [06:31.09]It's so good to see you! [06:33.35] [06:33.68]What happened? [06:34.72] [06:34.85]Well, there's this church group [06:35.72] [06:35.85]that helps out catholic prisoners. [06:37.35] [06:37.56]And they really, really stepped up for me. [06:39.44] [06:39.56]Well ,what did they do? [06:40.64] [06:40.77]They lobbied the parole board and it worked. [06:43.73] [06:45.32]I guess I owe the pope a thank-you note. [06:47.49] [06:47.61]Less talking, [06:49.32] [06:49.49]more stripping. [06:51.86] [06:59.75]Prudy's feed store. [07:01.37] [07:01.67]Apparently, he owns the place. [07:03.83] [07:03.92]How are you gonna do it? [07:05.21] [07:05.29]What do you mean? [07:06.84] [07:06.96]I mean, how are you gonna tell him you're his daughter? [07:09.55] [07:09.72]Oh, I'm not. [07:11.43] [07:11.55]Julie, the man abandoned me before I was born. [07:14.01] [07:14.09]I don't have a desire to have a relationship with him. [07:17.47] [07:17.56]Okay, then I'm really confused [07:19.23] [07:19.35]why we're here spying on him. [07:21.10] [07:21.23]Well, I just wanna see what he's like [07:23.52] [07:23.69]and satisfy my curiosity and [07:25.90] [07:25.98]get it out of my system. [07:28.44] [07:35.66]Well, here you go. [07:37.87] [07:37.99]Now you tell Charlie that [07:38.95] [07:39.08]Addison Prudy says drop in some time. [07:41.21] [07:41.33]I miss that ugly mug of his around here [07:43.17] [07:43.33]I will. [07:45.08] [07:50.26]I bet I know what you're here for. [07:52.42] [07:52.55]Oh? [07:53.63] [07:53.76]You heard about the giveaway. [07:55.51] [07:55.64]Well, I got the cowboy hats right here. [07:57.72] [07:57.85]Oh, oh no, that's okay. [07:59.31] [07:59.43]You don't have to give me anything, really. [08:01.23] [08:01.35]Relax. This is a promotional item. [08:03.60] [08:03.73]Didn't cost me a dime. [08:06.11] [08:11.07]There you go. [08:12.99] [08:13.40]Pretty as a picture. [08:16.16] [08:24.92]I have a dad. [08:26.00] [08:26.13]He's great! [08:27.13] [08:27.29]He gave me a hat. [08:29.21] [08:35.51]That biting thing at the end... [08:37.51] [08:37.64]Totally blew my mind. [08:40.35] [08:40.51]Please tell me you didn't learn that in prison. [08:43.06] [08:43.23]Yeah. [08:45.19] [08:46.02]Wait. I'm not done with you yet. [08:49.94] [08:50.07]Just give me ten minutes, please. [08:52.69] [08:52.82]What is wrong with you? [08:54.40] [08:54.53]You are totally useless after sex. [08:57.16] [08:57.36]I know. I should probably get my thyroid checked out. [09:01.16] [09:09.34]who's sister Mary Bernard? [09:12.25] [09:12.50]those are private. Give me-- [09:14.42] [09:15.09]she's this nun, okay? [09:16.68] [09:16.88]She visited me in prison a couple times. [09:18.39] [09:18.55]She's part of the group that got me early release. [09:20.05] [09:20.22]Now can I please have them back? [09:22.18] [09:22.26]"When you walk with god every day, [09:23.97] [09:24.14]"you learn that truth is understood in the mind [09:26.31] [09:26.44]but faith burns in the heart"? [09:29.77] [09:31.07]You don't know what it was like in there. [09:33.23] [09:33.36]All right? 20 hours a day,8x10 cell. [09:37.36] [09:37.53]Just you and your mind. [09:40.07] [09:40.78]So pretty much just you. [09:43.24] [09:44.91]It forces you to reexamine everything. [09:47.46] [09:47.58]I was a very bad person for a very long time, [09:49.83] [09:50.00]but now all that is gonna change [09:51.79] [09:51.92]because I'm on a new path. [09:54.30] [09:56.05]A new path? [09:57.26] [09:57.26]I am going to live a virtuous life. [10:00.09] [10:00.18]I wanna do right by you, [10:01.97] [10:02.10]by my mama [10:03.93] [10:04.06]and by my god. [10:06.35] [10:09.39]What the hell did they do to you in that prison? [10:12.48] [10:15.11]All right, this is my last hand, [10:16.94] [10:17.11]and then I gotta go. [10:18.28] [10:18.40]Already? [10:19.36] [10:19.40]I left a proposal on my desk at work. [10:21.41] [10:21.53]I have to go over it tonight, or [10:23.16] [10:23.28]you-know-who is gonna have my head. [10:24.91] [10:25.04]Nina. [10:27.08] [10:27.50]You know, this gainful employment thing [10:28.91] [10:29.04]is really starting to cut into our social life. [10:31.12] [10:31.21]Well, If one of you would just agree to raise my kids, [10:33.54] [10:33.67]I wouldn't need a job. Any takers? [10:36.30] [10:36.42]- Ha ha. - No, I didn't think so. [10:39.09] [10:39.22]Ante up. [10:40.68] [10:41.22]Speaking of child abandonment, [10:42.97] [10:43.10]when are you gonna tell your father [10:44.14] [10:44.26]that he has a bouncing, middle-aged baby girl? [10:47.06] [10:47.22]Soon. I don't wanna ambush him. [10:49.31] [10:49.43]I'm gonna ease into it. [10:50.64] [10:50.77]How do you ease into, "Hi. I'm your illegitimate daughter"? [10:53.56] [10:53.61]Well, actually, there's a "help wanted" sign [10:55.32] [10:55.44]in the window, so I was thinking about getting a job there. [10:57.65] [10:57.78]And you know, he would get to know me, [10:59.36] [10:59.57]and I'm sure he would like me and I would like him, and... [11:02.78] [11:02.87]then one day, he'd say, [11:04.49] [11:04.62]"you're like the daughter I never had," [11:06.12] [11:06.16]and I'd say, "well, actually, now that you mention it..." [11:11.08] [11:14.21]okay, I'll go first. [11:16.50] [11:16.63]That is the most idiotic plan I've ever heard of. [11:19.17] [11:19.38]Why? [11:20.47] [11:20.63]Because it all hinges on him responding to your personality. [11:24.01] [11:24.14]And let's face it, you are an acquired taste. [11:27.22] [11:27.35]Edie, I am sure Susan's father will like her just fine. [11:30.81] [11:30.81]Thank you. [11:31.52] [11:31.64]I just hope you don't expect too much from this relationship. [11:34.06] [11:34.19]I mean, aside from D.N.A., You might find [11:35.94] [11:36.06]that you don't have that much in common. [11:37.52] [11:37.65]I know, but I gotta find out if there's something there. [11:41.61] [11:41.74]I've always wanted a dad. [11:43.49] [11:43.66]I mean, I know not having one affected me. [11:45.82] [11:45.99]Well, of course it did. [11:47.24] [11:47.53]Everyone needs a strong male role model. [11:50.20] [11:50.33]No, they don't. [11:51.37] [11:51.54]I grew up without a father, and it didn't affect me one bit. [11:55.13] [11:55.42]Edie, how old were you when you lost your virginity? [11:59.21] [11:59.92]Point well taken. [12:02.17] [12:16.77]Hey. [12:18.07] [12:18.23]Look what I found in Ed's fridge. [12:22.07] [12:46.05]hey, Stu. [12:48.39] [12:49.81]and Nina! [12:53.52] [12:53.68]Hey, Lynette, can I see you for a sec? [12:56.31] [12:56.44]Sure. [12:58.23] [13:00.11]Tsk, tsk, tsk. [13:02.19] [13:02.28]Having sex with the support staff-- [13:03.69] [13:03.90]that's a big no-no. [13:04.82] [13:04.95]Ed's been known to fire people for that sort of thing. [13:08.24] [13:08.82]Lynette, [13:09.70] [13:09.83]I know that we've had our little differences. [13:13.29] [13:13.41]But at the core, [13:15.54] [13:15.62]I believe that we're both good people, [13:19.04] [13:19.13]both smart women who are just trying to make it [13:23.09] [13:23.17]in this vicious male-dominated jungle-- [13:26.26] [13:26.38]okay, what do you want? [13:27.63] [13:27.80]Do you want a raise? [13:29.30] [13:29.43]You want a better office? [13:31.05] [13:31.18]My demands are simple. [13:33.27] [13:33.43]I want you to be nicer. [13:36.98] [13:37.14]What? [13:38.31] [13:38.44]No more belittling, [13:39.52] [13:39.69]berating, [13:40.73] [13:40.86]rude sarcasm. [13:42.86] [13:42.98]And in exchange I get your silence? [13:45.15] [13:45.28]Yeah. Pretty sweet deal, don't you think? [13:47.61] [13:47.78]Um... [13:50.37] [13:50.70]I'll see what I can do. [13:53.20] [13:53.45]Great. Okay. [13:55.87] [13:56.04]And I'm gonna take your parking space. [13:58.75] [13:59.79]I kid the Nina. [14:01.92] [14:10.30]you're up early. [14:11.60] [14:11.72]I'm going to mass. [14:13.22] [14:13.31]- Huh? - Yeah. [14:15.43] [14:15.60]But it's not even Sunday. [14:17.48] [14:17.60]They have mass every day of the week. [14:19.60] [14:19.77]Really? When did they start doing that? [14:23.06] [14:23.98]that's sister Mary Bernard. [14:25.36] [14:25.48]Did you see where I put my bible? [14:28.07] [14:52.51]- What?- I saw your nun. [14:54.85] [14:55.06]So? So she's hot. [14:56.64] [14:56.77]She's a hot nun. [14:59.85] [15:00.73]you can't seriously be jealous. [15:02.65] [15:02.77]You mean to tell me that this miraculous conversion of yours [15:05.48] [15:05.48]has nothing to do with the fact [15:07.03] [15:07.15]that the woman standing outside is a knockout? [15:11.07] [15:12.61]That's what I'm telling you. [15:15.62] [15:37.01]Um, who are you here to see? [15:39.43] [15:39.56]I'm Lynette Scavo [15:42.02] [15:42.19]I work here [15:43.69] [15:43.81]Who are you? [15:44.52] [15:44.69]Pat. It's my first day. [15:46.61] [15:46.73]Oh. Well, welcome. [15:49.03] [15:49.28]What happened to Stu? [15:50.65] [15:51.32]You fired Stu? [15:53.57] [15:53.78]Oh, Lynette, hey. Come on in. [15:55.66] [15:55.82]I can't believe you would sink so low. [15:58.91] [15:59.08]I'm going to ed. [16:00.12] [16:00.25]Ed knows. This is Stu's employee evaluation file right here. [16:05.88] [16:06.04]This thing is full of black marks. [16:08.21] [16:08.34]Come on, Nina. We both know why you got rid of him. [16:11.17] [16:11.26]Well, good luck proving it. [16:13.76] [16:13.93]Oh, and on a completely unrelated topic, [16:17.60] [16:17.72]there's going to be another round of firings [16:19.43] [16:19.60]coming down the pike. [16:20.93] [16:21.06]Ed's been after me to trim the fat. [16:23.14] [16:23.31]- You threatening me? - No, no. Unh-unh. [16:25.81] [16:26.40]It's just that it's gonna be my job [16:27.77] [16:27.90]to evaluate those who are team players [16:30.11] [16:30.23]and those who are not. [16:31.78] [16:31.86]Just a little heads up. [16:35.03] [16:35.11]Just trying to be nice. [16:37.95] [16:41.58]I don't know. You seem kind a overqualified. [16:44.87] [16:44.96]Why, 'cause I went to college? [16:46.29] [16:46.46]No, because you finished high school. [16:49.88] [16:50.46]well, I just wanna change my life, and... [16:53.38] [16:53.59]ever since I was a little girl, [16:54.47] [16:54.55]I've always liked horses and the outdoors, and... [16:57.84] [16:58.01]well, I'm just fascinated with... [17:00.60] [17:00.72]feed [17:02.60] [17:02.72]Well, I suppose we could give you a try. [17:06.98] [17:09.15]What? [17:10.02] [17:10.15]Something on my nose? [17:12.11] [17:12.23]Oh, no. Um, I was just looking at the color of your eyes. [17:17.78] [17:18.07]You were? [17:19.03] [17:19.16]Yeah. They're just like mine. [17:21.99] [17:22.12]They're--they're nice. [17:24.83] [17:25.29]Carol sent you to test me, didn't she? [17:27.67] [17:27.75]What? Who's carol? [17:29.33] [17:29.42]You go back and tell my wife [17:30.71] [17:30.79]if a private detective couldn't fool me, [17:33.09] [17:33.21]well, you're not gonna either. [17:35.01] [17:35.26]I don't know what you're talking about. [17:36.17] [17:36.34]- I just came in to get a little梶- a cute little thing like you [17:38.47] [17:38.59]struts in here, flirts with an old codger like me-- [17:41.35] [17:41.60]how dumb do you think I am? [17:43.01] [17:43.10]Hey, look at you. Pretty hair. You got a sexy walk. [17:46.14] [17:46.31]You got a tight little ass-- [17:47.81] [17:47.89]oh, I'm your daughter. [17:50.94] [17:51.48]What? [17:53.32] [17:54.53]Back in the '60s,you had a brief... [17:58.36] [17:58.49]relationship with a young girl, Sophia Bremmer. [18:02.49] [18:02.62]She got pregnant and had a baby, [18:04.20] [18:04.33]and that baby was me, [18:07.25] [18:07.37]which makes you my father. [18:10.96] [18:11.08]Hi. [18:13.42] [18:16.30]Mr. Prudy, I'm sorry. [18:17.30] [18:17.42]I didn't want to spring on you like this. [18:18.72] [18:18.80]Where are you going? [18:20.01] [18:20.39]You see, when I found out you were alive [18:21.84] [18:21.97]and that we both lived in the same city, [18:23.89] [18:24.01]I just wanted to meet you. [18:26.77] [18:27.18]Mr. Prudy? [18:29.23] [18:29.64]Mr. Prudy. [18:32.48] [18:32.98]Hello? [18:36.03] [18:36.78]hello? [18:39.40] [18:51.50]And knock wood, the doctors say I'll keep improving [18:54.75] [18:54.96]slowly but surely. [18:57.67] [18:57.80]So how are you? [19:00.05] [19:00.17]Good, good. I'm seeing friends, [19:02.39] [19:03.09]and I just started co-chairing a charity event [19:05.39] [19:05.60]for the junior league, and, um, [19:08.27] [19:08.47]and I broke up with George. [19:11.69] [19:11.73]Really? [19:13.06] [19:13.15]Dr. Goldfine, do you ever really cure people, [19:17.15] [19:17.28]I mean, even if they're really crazy? [19:19.36] [19:19.53]I'm not a big fan of that word. [19:21.57] [19:21.70]People either have mental health or they don't. [19:24.95] [19:25.07]When they do have a problem, [19:26.62] [19:26.74]you treat them as if they had any other disease, [19:29.37] [19:29.50]and sometimes they get better. [19:31.58] [19:31.71]Well, when I broke up with George, [19:33.21] [19:33.33]I saw something in his eyes. [19:36.25] [19:36.38]It was a kind of malevolence, [19:39.26] [19:39.38]and it just didn't seem to me [19:40.26] [19:40.47]to be the sort of thing that you could cure. [19:42.63] [19:42.80]I don't believe in evil either. [19:44.34] [19:44.47]We're all just people. [19:45.47] [19:45.64]How can you not believe in evil? [19:46.85] [19:46.97]A man just threw you off a bridge for no reason. [19:49.81] [19:49.93]Exactly. He didn't know anything about me. [19:52.69] [19:52.85]He just rode upon his little blue bike [19:56.02] [19:56.15]and tried to hurt me. [19:57.06] [19:57.19]Do I think he's wicked? No. He's disturbed. [20:01.53] [20:01.69]His problems probably stem from a chemical imbalance. [20:05.24] [20:05.36]I believe with enough time and treatment, I could help him. [20:10.04] [20:10.91]Did you say a blue bike? [20:13.66] [20:17.50]Black? [20:18.46] [20:18.59]Great. [20:20.42] [20:21.51]I gotta say, Lynette, [20:22.84] [20:23.05]I was surprised to get your call. [20:24.59] [20:24.72]I didn't even think you'd notice I was fired. [20:26.80] [20:26.93]Of course I noticed. You are one of my favourites. [20:30.14] [20:30.39]And I thought it was really unfair how it all went down. [20:33.77] [20:33.98]It wasn't that unfair, [20:35.39] [20:35.52]I was late all those times [20:37.15] [20:37.27]and I broke the copier. [20:38.77] [20:38.90]And I stole all those paper clips. [20:40.82] [20:40.90]See, I don't think that's why you got fired. [20:44.95] [20:45.07]Really? That's what Nina said. [20:48.07] [20:48.20]Word got out that you and Nina were... [20:52.37] [20:52.54]shagging? [20:54.29] [20:54.71]being intimate. [20:56.00] [20:56.17]And Nina fired you to keep ed from finding out. [21:00.09] [21:00.21]You're kidding. [21:01.17] [21:01.30]And that wasn't right of her. [21:02.96] [21:03.13]She shouldn't have been having sex with you. [21:04.51] [21:04.63]She's upper management. [21:06.88] [21:07.01]Technically, It's sexual harassment. [21:09.80] [21:09.93]But I was into it. I consented. [21:12.39] [21:12.56]Stu, you're A... gofer. [21:16.23] [21:16.44]You can't consent to anything. [21:19.31] [21:20.02]So I think you should talk to ed about getting your job back. [21:24.19] [21:24.28]Why would he care? [21:25.74] [21:25.82]Oh, he'll care. [21:27.57] [21:27.70]He doesn't want you suing him for millions of dollars. [21:31.24] [21:31.70]Wow! [21:34.41] [21:35.50]So would Nina get in trouble? [21:37.50] [21:37.62]Well, I'm not gonna lie to you. [21:39.13] [21:39.25]There is a possibility she'd get A... [21:42.71] [21:42.92]slap on the wrist. [21:45.92] [21:46.22]So... [21:47.76] [21:47.93]you'll think about talking to ed? [21:49.80] [21:49.89]Definitely. [21:51.97] [21:55.98]The nurse told me you were waiting out there. [21:58.23] [21:58.35]I just wanted to see if you were okay. [22:00.44] [22:00.56]Sorry if I spooked you. I've got a bad heart. [22:04.57] [22:04.69]It's genetic, so you might wanna get that checked. [22:07.90] [22:08.11]Oh. Okay. [22:11.12] [22:11.28]Look, don't take this wrong, but I need you to clear out. [22:15.41] [22:15.75]What? I just got here. [22:17.20] [22:17.41]My wife is on her way. [22:19.04] [22:19.17]The thing is, If carol finds out [22:20.58] [22:20.71]I've got an adult love child running around, [22:23.59] [22:23.71]that's gonna be the straw that breaks the camel's back. [22:26.76] [22:26.88]I mean, It's not exactly the only time I've strayed. [22:32.22] [22:32.34]Charming. [22:33.47] [22:33.60]But believe me [22:34.89] [22:35.06]it was nice to finally get to meet you. [22:37.52] [22:37.64]You're a lovely woman. [22:40.77] [22:41.60]Hon, you really need to leave now. [22:46.90] [22:49.57]It's Susan. [22:52.03] [22:52.16]My name is Susan. And [22:53.62] [22:54.74]no, that's not good enough. [22:57.12] [22:57.20]Look, I'M... [22:58.25] [22:58.37]I'm trying really hard to be nice about this, [23:02.08] [23:02.12]but you're backing me into a corner. [23:03.63] [23:03.75]It's not like I want an invitation to thanksgiving. [23:05.71] [23:06.00]I just wanna have coffee or lunch now and then. [23:10.47] [23:10.51]I can't start up something with you. [23:12.55] [23:12.68]It wouldn't be fair to my wife. [23:14.14] [23:14.26]Oh, that's funny. [23:15.18] [23:15.26]So all the times you were cheating on her, [23:16.68] [23:16.89]that was okay, but having lunch with your daughter-- [23:18.81] [23:18.93]that just crosses the line. [23:21.39] [23:22.56]I just want a chance to get to know you. [23:25.36] [23:25.77]Well, I don't want to know you. [23:30.15] [23:31.07]I've already got a family. [23:34.32] [23:34.74]Years ago, your mother and I came to an understanding. [23:37.62] [23:37.74]I gave her a bunch of money, [23:39.45] [23:39.58]and she agreed to keep things quiet. [23:43.67] [23:44.00]Well, I wasn't consulted on that little arrangement. [23:47.75] [23:47.88]I don't think it's fair to punish me for [23:49.92] [23:50.01]a mistake I made years ago. [23:51.88] [23:51.92]Is that what you think of me? I'm a mistake? [23:55.51] [23:55.59]That's what you need to hear, yeah. [23:58.72] [23:58.85]That's what I think. [24:02.23] [24:04.27]Oh, Addy! [24:06.27] [24:06.48]Addy! Oh! [24:09.11] [24:09.69]Oh, are you okay? [24:11.57] [24:11.82]I'm good, baby. [24:13.20] [24:13.49]The kids are on their way over. [24:16.32] [24:17.78]Hi. I'M... carol. [24:20.70] [24:20.79]You are... [24:24.46] [24:25.04]do you wanna tell her, or should I? [24:28.00] [24:33.63]I'm your husband's guardian angel. [24:37.51] [24:38.01]Excuse me? [24:39.72] [24:39.81]My name's Susan. [24:41.85] [24:42.02]I was buying some horse feed when [24:44.06] [24:44.18]Mr. Prudy had an attack behind the counter. [24:47.06] [24:47.15]I gave him C.P.R., Called 9-1-1. [24:49.11] [24:49.23]Oh! Thank you. [24:52.86] [24:53.03]Thank you. [24:55.24] [24:55.99]When I think what--what could have happened... [24:59.91] [25:00.78]well, I'm gonna get out of here. [25:03.29] [25:03.41]Mr. Prudy, I want you to hurry up [25:04.79] [25:04.96]and get back on your feet. [25:07.54] [25:08.08]I'm not giving up. [25:10.34] [25:10.42]I'm gonna be back in the store next week. [25:12.05] [25:12.30]I never got that darn horse feed. [25:15.97] [25:16.09]I guess I'll put a bag aside for you. [25:19.01] [25:19.14]You do that. [25:21.31] [25:44.54]Bree, It's me. [25:45.75] [25:45.87]The police are at my house. They're going through my stuff. [25:47.66] [25:47.79]What the hell is going on? [25:49.50] [25:49.63]Look, I know you're there. Pick up! [25:51.84] [25:51.96]Did you have anything to do with this? [25:53.63] [25:53.75]Bree? Bree! [25:56.84] [25:58.26]George, I know what you did to dr. Goldfine, [26:02.47] [26:02.60]and I can see now just how sick you really are, [26:05.10] [26:05.06]so please just turn yourself in, [26:07.56] [26:07.60]and that way you can get the help you really need. [26:11.98] [26:12.65]George? [26:14.65] [26:35.59]What's going on? [26:36.92] [26:37.05]Oh, I invited sister Mary Hotpants over for lunch. [26:40.51] [26:40.68]What? [26:41.43] [26:41.55]You said she touched your soul, [26:42.47] [26:42.55]so I just want to make sure her hands are clean. [26:46.01] [26:48.23]so, sister Mary, tell me, [26:50.31] [26:50.44]what's it like meeting men in prison? [26:52.35] [26:52.56]Do you bond with all convicts, or was Carlos just special? [26:55.86] [26:55.98]Well, of course, Carlos is special, [26:58.40] [26:58.53]but our mission does a ton of evangelical work with several prisons. [27:01.91] [27:02.16]Oh, I get it. [27:02.91] [27:03.03]Sort of like, today's convict is tomorrow's convert. [27:06.29] [27:06.54]Something like that, [27:07.70] [27:07.83]but mostly I do charity work. [27:09.79] [27:09.91]Are you two involved in any charities? [27:12.08] [27:12.17]Currently? No. [27:14.84] [27:14.96]But we should be. I mean, let's face it, Gaby. [27:17.92] [27:18.05]Buying more stuff isn't gonna make our lives any better. [27:20.55] [27:20.67]Exactly. [27:22.01] [27:22.18]Money can't buy happiness. [27:24.59] [27:24.72]Well, sure it can. [27:25.85] [27:25.97]That's just a lie we tell poor people [27:27.01] [27:27.10]to keep 'em from rioting.- Gaby! [27:29.14] [27:29.35]It's a joke. Lighten up. [27:31.35] [27:31.52]Can you believe this? I'm married to a woman so selfish, [27:33.94] [27:34.02]she makes fun of the entire concept of charity. [27:36.57] [27:36.69]You are a hypocrite. [27:37.94] [27:38.19]The money you spent to buy your sports car [27:39.61] [27:39.74]could buy a mud hut for every peasant in Ecuador. [27:42.28] [27:42.40]Okay, you're right. [27:43.53] [27:43.61]But I'm evolving, starting right now. [27:46.99] [27:47.12]Sister, I would like to donate my car to your mission. [27:50.33] [27:50.45]What? [27:51.16] [27:51.29]- Carlos, are you sure? - Absolutely. [27:54.46] [27:54.58]Gabrielle and I don't need two cars. We can share one. [27:56.79] [27:56.92]Share? What if you have the car, and I need to go shopping? [28:00.30] [28:00.42]We're gonna cut back on shopping, too. [28:02.59] [28:02.80]Okay, I think we should all just calm down a little bit. [28:05.55] [28:05.68]I'm gonna get you that pink slip right now. [28:07.43] [28:07.60]- Carlos... - we're doing this. [28:10.60] [28:12.14]I have to--ahem. Uh, here have some of this. [28:15.06] [28:15.19]No one needs to know. [28:17.61] [28:22.61]Don't even bother. You're not talking me out of this. [28:24.74] [28:24.82]I'm not here to talk you out of anything. [28:26.91] [28:27.03]Check in this drawer. [28:29.66] [28:32.16]Carlos, I wanna apologize for the way I've been acting. [28:35.17] [28:35.42]I mean, here you are trying to turn your life around, [28:38.00] [28:38.13]and all I can think about are my stupid jealousy issues. [28:42.51] [28:42.80]Yeah, well, let's just get back down there. [28:44.84] [28:44.97]No, I mean it. I'm sorry. [28:47.09] [28:47.22]I wanna be a better person, too. [28:49.97] [28:50.14]I'm sick of being bad. [28:53.60] [28:53.89]Forgive me? [28:56.56] [28:56.73]You're not a bad person. [28:57.85] [28:57.98]Really? [28:59.90] [29:01.69]No, of course not. [29:03.94] [29:04.07]That's so sweet. [29:06.53] [29:06.66]I feel so close to you right now. [29:10.24] [29:11.33]Gaby. [29:12.08] [29:12.24]I'm sorry. Guess I am bad. [29:17.50] [29:17.62]Look, we got a nun downstairs. [29:21.67] [29:21.80]She can wait five minutes. We're giving her a car. [29:26.63] [29:41.82]Hey, Pat, what's going on? [29:42.82] [29:42.94]I'm not sure. [29:44.28] [29:44.44]Ed keeps calling people into his office. [29:46.95] [29:47.07]I think people are getting fired. [29:48.82] [29:49.03]Lynette. [29:51.24] [29:51.45]Yeah. [29:53.08] [30:01.13]Lynette... [30:02.63] [30:02.96]Nina's out. You're in. [30:04.25] [30:04.38]You are our new V.P. Of accounts. [30:06.51] [30:06.63]I... am? [30:08.59] [30:08.72]I just gave her the ax, [30:09.68] [30:09.76]along with a bunch of other people. [30:11.47] [30:11.60]Why? What happened? [30:13.26] [30:13.47]Our old pal Stu just filed a sexual harassment [30:15.68] [30:15.77]suit against the company. [30:17.89] [30:18.02]He did what? [30:19.64] [30:19.73]He fired a fancy lawyer who threatened to go to the press. [30:21.69] [30:21.81]I had no choice but to pay him off. [30:23.52] [30:23.65]He had a video of him and Nina together. [30:28.15] [30:28.28]Okay. I... get Nina, but [30:32.20] [30:32.32]why are you firing everybody else? [30:34.45] [30:34.62]Stu's taking us to the cleaners. [30:36.12] [30:36.24]If I don't cut back on staff, [30:37.62] [30:37.75]the next round of pay checks are gonna bounce. [30:40.67] [30:40.75]Oh, god, ed. I am so sorry. [30:44.71] [30:44.88]Well, it's not your fault. We'll get through this. [30:47.71] [30:47.80]You and me together. [30:52.14] [30:52.43]Oh, can you run down to the art department? [30:54.26] [30:54.47]Someone's gotta can Jeff and Elizabeth. [30:56.89] [30:57.02]Yeah. Sure. I'm gonna go and take care of that. [31:01.81] [31:02.98]Hey. Congratulations. [31:05.98] [31:06.19]This...is not what I wanted. [31:10.07] [31:10.20]I just wanted you to be nicer. [31:12.28] [31:12.41]You know what? I used to be nice. But [31:16.74] [31:16.95]our boss--I'm sorry. Your boss... [31:21.54] [31:21.66]is incompetent and selfish [31:24.33] [31:24.50]and has the attention span of a poodle. [31:27.75] [31:27.92]I mean, from day one, I have been the only one around here [31:30.97] [31:31.05]keeping this place from crumbling down [31:32.68] [31:32.80]around his stupid ears. [31:34.39] [31:34.51]Oh, Nina, come on. [31:36.30] [31:36.43]This is the truth here. [31:38.43] [31:38.56]Nice is a luxury that I gave up [31:42.19] [31:42.31]along with vacations and relationships [31:46.77] [31:46.90]and eating at home. [31:48.69] [31:48.82]This job sucks you dry. [31:52.40] [31:52.61]So you better kiss those four little kiddies of yours good-bye [31:55.62] [31:55.74]because you have just adopted [31:57.53] [31:57.70]the neediest little child in the world. [32:02.16] [32:02.41]Here. [32:03.33] [32:03.46]You're gonna need this more than I do. [32:06.58] [32:18.30]Hi. [32:20.01] [32:20.14]Carlos will be down in a little while. [32:22.02] [32:22.14]We had an intense talk. [32:24.77] [32:24.89]He's resting. [32:26.44] [32:26.56]Yeah, I overheard some of your... talk. [32:30.94] [32:31.07]Sorry. He's such an animal [32:34.70] [32:34.90]but since we have a couple of minutes, [32:36.16] [32:36.28]why don't we, uh, chat? [32:39.66] [32:44.91]Look, I don't mean any disrespect. [32:46.83] [32:46.96]It's just, now that Carlos is home, [32:49.25] [32:49.38]we need to get back on our routine, [32:51.55] [32:51.67]and we can't do that if he keeps running off to church [32:53.92] [32:54.09]and charity bake sales. [32:56.51] [32:56.63]We need "us" time. Do you know what I mean? [33:00.10] [33:00.22]I do. [33:01.14] [33:01.26]Oh, good. Good. [33:03.52] [33:03.64]So it would really help our marriage [33:05.69] [33:05.81]if you just backed off for a while, okay? [33:11.57] [33:11.69]No. [33:13.28] [33:13.48]Huh? [33:15.07] [33:15.19]I said no. [33:17.11] [33:17.66]I know what you said. I'm wondering why you said it. [33:21.24] [33:21.37]Carlos is a diamond in the rough, [33:23.62] [33:23.75]a flawed man to be sure, [33:24.91] [33:25.04]but someone who is desperately searching [33:27.21] [33:27.33]for something to believe in. [33:29.00] [33:29.33]To satisfy your materialism, he ended up breaking the law. [33:31.96] [33:32.09]To deal with your adultery, he resorted to assault. [33:35.01] [33:35.13]As long as he's with you, [33:36.09] [33:36.22]he will never find what he's looking for. [33:38.22] [33:38.38]Well, I guess he should have thought of that [33:39.89] [33:40.01]before he married me. [33:41.85] [33:41.93]Some marriages are meant to be annulled. [33:45.56] [33:45.68]What the hell kind of nun are you? [33:48.39] [33:48.48]Look, if you try to come between me and my husband, [33:50.44] [33:50.56]I will take you down. [33:52.69] [33:53.23]I grew up on the south side of Chicago. [33:55.65] [33:55.69]If you wanna threaten me, [33:56.44] [33:56.53]you're gonna have to do a lot better than that. [33:58.57] [33:58.74]You listen to me, you little bitch. [34:01.62] [34:01.74]You do not want to start a war with me. [34:04.87] [34:05.87]well, I have god on my side. [34:08.58] [34:08.75]Bring it on. [34:12.63] [34:31.19]you called for a bellman? [34:32.15] [34:32.27]There's a charity dinner taking place downstairs. [34:34.65] [34:34.73]My friend Bree van de Kamp is one of the co-chairs. [34:37.78] [34:37.90]Give her this note and walk away. [34:40.28] [34:40.36]If she comes up in the elevator, call me. [34:44.37] [34:44.49]You think you can do that? [34:46.62] [34:46.74]Yes, sir. [34:49.16] [34:52.88]- Excuse me, ma'am? - Yes [34:54.50] [34:54.63]I was asked to give this to you. [34:55.88] [34:56.00]Oh, thank you. [34:57.67] [35:13.02]Barton. [35:13.77] [35:13.90]Hello, detective Barton. This is Bree van de Kamp. [35:15.36] [35:15.48]I need to talk to you about George Williams. [35:16.77] [35:16.90]Yeah, I was just getting ready to call you, Mrs. Van de Kamp. [35:18.69] [35:19.82]My men are at his house right now, [35:21.53] [35:21.70]and they've uncovered evidence that suggests [35:24.66] [35:24.82]Mr. Williams was responsible for your husband's death. [35:28.95] [35:29.62]- What? - Yeah, we found [35:31.66] [35:31.83]Rex's prescription bottles [35:33.21] [35:33.33]and doctored potassium pills [35:35.96] [35:36.09]as well as some disturbing diary entries. [35:41.97] [35:43.34]Mrs. Van de Kamp? [35:46.14] [35:57.94]Hello, sir. [35:59.23] [35:59.36]Yes. She's, uh, on her way up. [36:03.03] [36:03.15]Thank you very much. [36:05.49] [36:11.00]She loves me. [36:13.25] [36:14.67]She loves me not. [36:16.29] [36:25.30]She loves me. [36:27.68] [36:31.81]she loves me not. [36:32.89] [36:41.19]She loves me. [36:44.07] [37:25.53]operator, [37:27.74] [37:27.86]this is a bit embarrassing, but I've... [37:30.28] [37:30.45]I've swallowed some pills by mistake. [37:32.41] [37:32.54]I think you need to call an ambulance. [37:34.91] [37:36.21]uh, uh, uh, they were-- [37:39.58] [37:39.71]they were just vitamins [37:42.25] [37:42.50]see? False alarm. I'm fine. [37:45.97] [37:46.47]Door's open. [37:47.84] [37:59.81]Hey. [38:01.52] [38:04.94]What were you thinking, taking the pills? [38:08.53] [38:08.65]I didn't hurt dr. Goldfine. [38:11.95] [38:12.12]And for you to... [38:14.03] [38:14.29]think me capable of... [38:17.45] [38:17.58]that sort of... [38:20.37] [38:22.67]violence... [38:24.42] [38:24.55]George. [38:26.63] [38:29.63]George. [38:31.55] [38:33.80]I'm sorry. It's the pills. [38:36.47] [38:36.68]Why are you telling me this? [38:38.35] [38:38.48]Because maybe I don't have to die. [38:41.23] [38:41.81]I could face the police [38:44.02] [38:44.15]knowing that you would be there for me... [38:47.19] [38:48.32]that you'd stay my friend. [38:50.86] [38:52.24]Then I'll have something to live for. [38:55.28] [38:55.41]And then we'll call an ambulance and they'll pump your stomach. [38:59.87] [39:00.00]Yes. [39:02.46] [39:18.64]I want to help you, [39:21.10] [39:21.48]but in order to do that, I need to forgive you, and... [39:24.98] [39:25.77]I can't do that until you admit what you've done. [39:29.74] [39:31.40]I didn't push gold fine. [39:35.20] [39:35.53]Yes, you did. [39:37.58] [39:37.91]But that's not what I'm talking about. [39:42.25] [39:43.92]You killed Rex. [39:46.84] [39:47.84]But I know it wasn't totally your fault [39:49.92] [39:50.05]because you're not well. [39:52.80] [39:53.13]So if you'll just be honest with me, [39:57.39] [39:57.64]I can forgive you. [40:00.27] [40:00.64]It'll be the hardest thing I've ever done, [40:02.60] [40:02.77]but I'll do it. [40:05.27] [40:05.44]But you have to--you have to tell me the truth. [40:11.53] [40:13.82]look, I'm in trouble here. [40:17.07] [40:17.20]We need to call someone. [40:18.66] [40:18.83]Not until you admit what you've done. [40:22.25] [40:24.46]I love you. [40:27.13] [40:28.25]Anything I may have done, I did for you. [40:32.01] [40:34.30]Because you wanted me to. [40:36.76] [40:39.93]You know you did. [40:43.56] [41:00.58]we need to call the ambulance. [41:03.41] [41:06.71]I... called them while you were asleep. [41:11.75] [41:13.38]They're already on their way. [41:16.80] [41:41.16]It's not always that easy to distinguish [41:44.08] [41:44.20]the good guys from the bad guys. [41:47.62] [41:47.75]Sinners can surprise you. [41:50.96] [41:51.92]And the same is true for saints. [41:57.34] [41:57.72]Why do we try to define people as simply good or simply evil? [42:03.81] [42:04.22]Because no one wants to admit that compassion and cruelty [42:08.60] [42:08.77]can live side by side in one heart... [42:13.73] [42:20.36]and that anyone is capable of anything. [42:26.37] [42:27.50]Desperate Housewives Season 2 Episode 9 [42:28.33]

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