[00:02.58]Previously on Desperate Housewives: [00:04.58] [00:04.58]You're glowing today, you know that? [00:05.71] [00:05.71]Gabrielle got pregnant. [00:07.17] [00:07.17]You walked out on me. [00:08.50] [00:08.50]Yeah. But look how far I got. [00:11.59] [00:11.59]I'm just up the street. [00:12.72] [00:12.72]Trouble moved in. [00:13.84] [00:13.84]Being with George made you feel a bit guilty. [00:16.18] [00:16.18]Well, I just have to get over it, won't I? [00:18.26] [00:18.26]And Bree moved on. [00:19.97] [00:19.97]"I know who really killed Melanie Foster. You arrested the wrong man"? [00:23.31] [00:23.31]But not everyone... [00:24.56] [00:24.56]Call 911 and tell them you got the killer locked up in the basement! [00:27.06] [00:27.06]He is not a killer. [00:28.19] [00:28.19]...got what they deserved. [00:33.19] [00:34.65]It is often said that Necessity is the mother of Invention. [00:39.66] [00:40.12]This is how mothers came to invent play dates, [00:43.87] [00:43.87]so occasionally they could have a little time for themselves. [00:47.58] [00:47.58]If you need me, I'll be at the salon. [00:49.46] [00:49.46]But there are some mothers who don't get to take advantage of this maternal innovation. [00:54.51] [00:54.67]Mothers like -- [00:55.80] [00:55.80]Lynette Scavo, [00:57.72] [00:57.72]who was no longer able to rest on weekends [01:00.68] [01:00.68]because her twins no longer received play date invitations [01:05.39] [01:05.39]ever since they had convinced Sasha Eden's boy [01:07.98] [01:07.98]that a pair of magic wings would allow him to fly; [01:12.98] [01:13.07]and they had double-dared Sharon Chasen's boy to ride his bike [01:17.36] [01:17.36]blindfolded; [01:20.66] [01:20.66]and they had encouraged Lisa Seedman's boy to try an exciting new game called [01:25.71] [01:25.79]"Toss The Brick". [01:28.25] [01:28.25]The Scavo twins had become personae non gratae, [01:32.80] [01:32.80]and Lynette's secret dream of being able to take an occasional nap on Saturdays [01:37.80] [01:38.26]was growing dimmer and dimmer. [01:43.31] [01:44.60]Until one day -- [01:45.85] [01:45.85]Hey, hey! Porter, Preston, knock it off! [01:48.56] [01:48.56]Did you hear me? I said, stop it! [01:49.56] [01:49.56]Stand up! [01:52.27] [01:52.27]Come here! [01:53.69] [01:53.69]I'm so sorry. Did my son beat you up? [01:56.36] [01:56.36]No, we were beating them up. [01:58.78] [01:58.78]Is that true? Did they beat you up? [02:00.49] [02:00.49]Nah, it didn't hurt that much. [02:02.58] [02:02.58]Jimmy? PJ? What are you doing? [02:05.79] [02:05.79]What have I told you about ganging up on people? [02:08.58] [02:08.58]I am so sorry. [02:09.71] [02:09.71]I don't -- it's OK. [02:11.04] [02:11.04]Believe me, my boys can take care of themselves. [02:13.59] [02:13.59]If they got hurt at all, I'll pay for the doctor bills. [02:16.26] [02:16.26]No, don't worry. [02:17.05] [02:17.05]I got the feeling they were sort of enjoying themselves. [02:22.10] [02:22.97]Really? [02:27.85] [02:27.85]What would you say to bringing your boys over to my house [02:29.98] [02:29.98]and letting them hang out with mine some time? [02:32.90] [02:32.90]And that's how Lynette finally got what she needed: [02:36.69] [02:36.69]time for herself. [02:38.78] [02:38.78]And play dates for her kids. [02:43.78] [02:43.99]I'm sorry, but [02:44.99] [02:44.99]my boys decided to have a rock fight with your boys. [02:48.58] [02:48.58]It was fun! [02:51.04] [02:51.04]Play dates she was determined to keep... [02:53.88] [02:53.88]Well -- [02:54.67] [02:54.67]They look fine to me. [02:56.80] [02:56.80]...at all costs. [02:58.38] [02:58.38]Same time next week? [03:00.38] [03:00.38]OK. [03:04.97] [03:04.97]season 2 episode 7 Color and Light aka I Must Be Dreaming [03:08.39] [03:08.39]Cameras are simple tools designed to capture images. [03:12.52] [03:12.52]Images that tell us more about ourselves than we realize. [03:17.40] [03:17.40]They remind us of the long journey we've taken; [03:21.32] [03:21.32]the loved ones who travelled alongside us; [03:25.20] [03:25.20]those we lost along the way -- [03:28.66] [03:28.66]and those waiting for us on the road ahead. [03:33.04] [03:33.04]OK -- [03:34.38] [03:34.38]How am I supposed to eat with a uterus staring me in the face? [03:36.92] [03:36.92]Oh Gabby, I didn't know you got a sonogram. Let me see it. [03:41.30] [03:41.30]Honey, you need to put that in a frame or something. [03:44.09] [03:44.09]I don't think so. [03:45.30] [03:45.30]Oh come on, that's a picture of your baby! [03:47.76] [03:47.76]You can't tell me you're not a little bit excited. [03:50.10] [03:50.10]Fine. [03:50.64] [03:50.64]"I'm pregnant! Weee!" [03:53.31] [03:53.31]Now, come on. [03:54.90] [03:54.90]We're supposed to be cheering up Susan. [03:56.65] [03:56.65]This is a time of crisis, [03:57.69] [03:57.69]and I think you need another scoop of mint-chocolate chip. [04:00.99] [04:00.99]Thanks. [04:01.69] [04:01.69]Susan, why are you so eerily calm? [04:05.36] [04:05.36]Mike Delfino just dumped you. [04:06.99] [04:06.99]The Susan Meyer I know would be a blubbering mess right now. [04:11.00] [04:11.00]Come on, thrush her on out. She's fun to watch. [04:13.87] [04:13.87]Actually, I think I'm starting to feel pretty Zen about the whole thing. [04:17.17] [04:17.17]I think Mike will calm down in a couple of days and come to his senses. [04:20.51] [04:20.51]No. [04:20.96] [04:20.96]I came between the man and his son. [04:23.38] [04:23.38]That was a huge betrayal. [04:24.80] [04:24.80]I can't even blame him for hating me. [04:27.39] [04:27.39]But Zach was starting to obsess with Julie again. [04:29.76] [04:29.76]Exactly. [04:30.60] [04:30.60]You're a mother trying to protect her child. It's a natural impulse. [04:34.56] [04:34.56]Over the past couple of days, I gave myself a long hard look in the mirror, [04:38.77] [04:38.77]and I did not like what I saw. [04:41.07] [04:41.07]I'm with you. [04:42.36] [04:42.36]Carry on. [04:43.44] [04:43.44]I just think if I start acting like an adult for once, [04:46.78] [04:46.78]maybe somewhere down the line, Mike and I at least can be friends. [04:51.79] [04:52.66]All right, you're not Zen. [04:54.66] [04:54.66]You're numb. [04:55.79] [04:55.79]I'm fine! [04:59.04] [04:59.04]D'you got any pie? [05:00.59] [05:00.59]Not unless we make some. [05:03.46] [05:03.46]I can wait. [05:08.51] [05:10.68]So if you need us, we'll be at home, having a quiet evening. [05:15.69] [05:17.77]Funny, we're expecting quite the opposite. [05:20.48] [05:20.48]Well, don't forget, next week it's our turn. [05:22.11] [05:22.11]We'll be taking Porter and... [05:23.32] [05:23.32]Preston. - ...Preston off your hands all weekend. [05:24.99] [05:24.99]Rest assured, we have not forgotten it. [05:27.99] [05:27.99]See ya! [05:29.37] [05:29.37]Bye! - Don't worry! [05:34.37] [05:34.66]Whoa, guys! [05:35.58] [05:35.58]Why aren't you upstairs with PJ and Jimmy? [05:37.58] [05:37.58]They're watching this dumb video they brought. [05:39.79] [05:39.79]It's boring. [05:40.92] [05:40.92]Well, you should be polite and watch it too. They're your guests. [05:45.84] [05:46.51]Guys! [05:50.76] [05:50.76]Hey guys! We got snacks! [05:53.85] [05:53.85]I'll just reconnect the works. Good to go? [05:57.06] [05:57.06]OK, ready? - OK. [05:59.06] [05:59.06]Hang on now, just a moment. I'm just getting up. [06:01.31] [06:01.31]Guys, what is this? [06:03.07] [06:03.07]A movie. - Mommy and Daddy made it. [06:06.57] [06:06.57]Peek, peekaboo... - Wow, what's under there? [06:08.49] [06:08.49]Peekaboo... [06:10.49] [06:10.49]Peekaboo! [06:11.78] [06:11.78]Oh my God! Where's the off button? [06:15.16] [06:15.16]It's underneath the panel thing! [06:16.66] [06:16.66]It's stuck! Get the remote! - Peekaboo! [06:20.37] [06:20.37]What's wrong? [06:24.50] [06:24.50]I found it! [06:29.47] [06:31.39]So can we have the cocoa now? [06:36.39] [06:38.98]Well, what do you think? [06:42.90] [06:42.90]It is glorious. I have to have it. [06:45.44] [06:45.44]How much do you deserve Dolce & Gabbana? [06:47.69] [06:47.69]Verne... - You never call. You never write. [06:49.57] [06:49.57]I know I haven't been in the store lately. [06:51.28] [06:51.28]But I've been a little busy, getting my husband out of jail. [06:53.70] [06:53.70]That's such a white trash thing to say. [06:55.79] [06:55.79]Luckily the judge dropped the hate crime charge. [06:58.25] [06:58.25]Now all Carlos has to do is serve out the slave labor thing. [07:02.08] [07:02.08]He'll be out in six months. [07:03.58] [07:03.58]If he's still in the hoosegow, why do you need a fancy party dress? [07:06.09] [07:06.09]Because some of my model friends are coming down from New York on Friday. [07:09.84] [07:09.84]So I have to look better than ever. [07:11.30] [07:11.30]I can't have them thinking that I moved to this suburb and I shop at strip malls. [07:14.89] [07:14.89]When they see this dress, they will crumple to the floor like the botoxed hags they are. [07:18.64] [07:18.64]Good. [07:20.64] [07:20.64]You know, it's a little snug. [07:22.90] [07:22.90]Yeah, I see that. [07:24.19] [07:24.19]I have the same thing in a 0, why not go up a size? [07:27.40] [07:27.40]Because I wear 00, you twerp! [07:29.44] [07:29.44]Why are you getting snappy? [07:30.49] [07:30.49]Because you just called me fat! [07:31.45] [07:31.45]Honey, you're pregnant. Your body's changing. [07:35.99] [07:35.99]But I'm only 3 months pregnant! Women don't show at 3 months. [07:39.45] [07:39.45]Is that what women do? [07:41.16] [07:41.16]Do you want the larger size or not? [07:45.00] [07:45.00]I'm just not going to eat for 2 days. [07:48.38] [07:48.38]OK, you totally deserve to wear Dolce & Gabbana. [07:53.38] [07:53.84]I want an explanation from you! Do you hear me? [07:57.18] [07:57.18]Edie, you just better get the hell off my back! [08:00.98] [08:00.98]Oh, what are you going to do? I'd like to hear this! Big man! Big dreck! [08:04.40] [08:04.40]Back off! Back the hell off! [08:09.40] [08:11.32]Hi. [08:13.70] [08:13.70]OK, so I got the boxes that you left on my porch. [08:16.99] [08:16.99]Yeah, I figured you'd want your stuff back. [08:19.37] [08:19.37]Thanks, that's great. [08:21.16] [08:21.16]'Cause if you'd decided to hang on to my Joni Mitchell CDs, I'd have had to come after you with a club. [08:26.17] [08:28.96]OK, it's not funny. [08:31.30] [08:31.30]Actually, I wanted to see if you were aware that you gave me back the Valentine's Day card. [08:36.26] [08:38.26]I was aware, yeah. [08:40.89] [08:40.89]Oh. Well -- [08:43.64] [08:43.64]When two people split up, normally they don't give things back like Valentine's Day cards. [08:48.65] [08:48.98]If you don't want it, you can throw it away. [08:51.57] [08:51.57]Just please don't give it back to me. It's tacky. [08:54.99] [08:54.99]I'm sorry. [08:56.57] [08:56.57]That's OK, people make... [09:00.12] [09:00.12]mistakes. [09:01.49] [09:01.49]Anything else? [09:04.58] [09:04.58]Look. [09:05.50] [09:05.50]Are you sure this is what you want to do? [09:07.58] [09:07.58]I understand that you don't want our relationship to continue. You have made that clear. [09:12.50] [09:12.50]But I sort of thought, down the long corridors of time, maybe you and I could be friends. [09:17.51] [09:17.59]And if you keep acting like this -- [09:18.97] [09:18.97]Susan, it's over. On every level. [09:21.85] [09:21.85]I moved on. You should do the same. [09:25.31] [09:25.31]Miserable son of a bitch! [09:29.56] [09:29.56]` [09:34.57] [09:37.20]I'll say one thing for us: [09:39.07] [09:39.07]Even with all our problems, at least we're not acting like that. [09:44.12] [09:47.79]OK, I'm starting to get the feeling that we're not going to a yard sale. [09:51.88] [09:51.88]That was just a clever ruse to get you into my car. [09:54.88] [09:54.88]Are you ready for your surprise? [09:59.84] [10:00.18]Oh! [10:02.60] [10:02.60]George, this is just an empty house. Why is this a surprise? [10:06.89] [10:06.89]I just bought it. [10:09.65] [10:09.65]Oh my God! Congratulations! [10:12.19] [10:12.19]Oh George, I didn't even know you were looking! [10:13.98] [10:13.98]Hurry, Ceal, they're here! - I'm coming! [10:17.36] [10:17.36]Hey, Georgie! [10:19.07] [10:19.07]Bree, I'd like you to meet my mother. [10:20.99] [10:20.99]George never introduces me to anyone. [10:24.12] [10:24.12]So I knew you were special. [10:27.29] [10:27.29]And this is Ceal, my mother's friend and the real estate agent who sold me the house. [10:31.67] [10:31.67]Hi! - Hi. [10:33.67] [10:33.67]Well, we're going to go in the back, so George can -- you know. [10:38.67] [10:44.39]So? [10:47.06] [10:47.06]You really like it? [10:48.39] [10:48.39]I do. I really do. [10:50.77] [10:50.77]Good, 'cause I was sort of hoping that you might like to live here. [10:55.77] [10:58.90]Bree -- [11:02.91] [11:02.91]will you marry me? [11:07.16] [11:07.16]Huh? [11:08.91] [11:08.91]I love you. And I think I know how you feel about me. [11:12.00] [11:12.00]So why wait? [11:13.79] [11:13.79]George, Rex hasn't even been dead for two months! [11:16.67] [11:16.67]Yes, but if his death has taught us anything, it's that life is short. [11:21.47] [11:21.47]It's dumb to play it safe. [11:23.47] [11:23.47]If we see a chance for happiness, we should grab it and hold on tight. [11:28.27] [11:28.27]See, I thought we were going to a yard sale. [11:32.10] [11:32.10]Please. [11:34.27] [11:34.27]Just say the word, and you'll make me the happiest guy on earth. [11:39.07] [11:39.07]Congratulations, you two! - Mazzel tov! [11:43.70] [11:43.70]Guys, wait. She hasn't said yes yet. [11:46.99] [11:46.99]Oh. [11:47.87] [11:47.87]I told you we should wait. [11:52.91] [11:53.04]So -- Bree -- [11:55.58] [11:55.58]What do you say? [11:57.71] [11:57.71]See, George. [11:59.38] [11:59.38]The thing is -- [12:04.38] [12:12.52]OK. [12:14.10] [12:14.10]You will? [12:15.56] [12:15.56]You'll marry me? [12:16.98] [12:16.98]OK. [12:21.99] [12:25.86]Oh, my baby! [12:30.91] [12:42.05]Who is it? [12:43.47] [12:43.47]Your ex-husband. [12:45.97] [12:45.97]Karl -- [12:48.39] [12:48.39]What do you want? [12:49.85] [12:49.85]Uh, Edie and I just broke up. [12:53.18] [12:53.18]Oh. [12:55.44] [12:55.44]Come on in. [13:00.44] [13:01.15]Sorry to come over at such short notice, but I couldn't face going to a motel. [13:04.78] [13:04.78]That's OK. [13:05.86] [13:05.86]Julie's staying at her friend's tonight. You can sleep in her room. [13:08.66] [13:08.66]On the sofa is fine, but thanks. [13:13.66] [13:13.66]So am I allowed to ask what happened? [13:16.25] [13:16.25]You could ask, but I won't tell. [13:18.54] [13:18.54]Why not? [13:19.58] [13:19.58]'Cause it's embarrassing. [13:21.71] [13:21.71]Karl, did you cheat again? [13:23.26] [13:23.26]No. [13:24.55] [13:24.55]Did she cheat? [13:26.05] [13:26.05]No. [13:26.76] [13:26.76]You finally saw her without her makeup. [13:28.47] [13:28.47]Susan! [13:29.26] [13:29.26]I'm sorry. [13:32.93] [13:32.93]Are you OK? [13:34.06] [13:34.06]Yeah. [13:35.27] [13:35.27]Haven't been working for quite a while. This was inevitable. [13:39.98] [13:39.98]Well, these days anybody going through a breakup gets my sympathy. [13:44.53] [13:44.53]That's right, I heard you made the plumber angry? [13:47.32] [13:47.32]No, I made the plumber furious. [13:50.37] [13:50.37]That is definitely over. [13:54.83] [13:54.83]So there will be no gloating from me. [13:58.25] [13:58.25]Here's to no gloating. [14:03.25] [14:04.05]Actually, I'm trying to keep a positive outlook on the whole thing. [14:07.26] [14:07.26]Last night, I started writing, and -- [14:09.84] [14:09.84]well, I think there's a book in there. [14:11.43] [14:11.43]A book? - Yeah. [14:12.14] [14:12.14]Like one of your children's books? [14:13.35] [14:13.35]No, this one's for adults. [14:15.27] [14:15.27]About all my failed relationships. [14:18.27] [14:18.27]You're not writing about me, are you? [14:19.85] [14:19.85]You're like the first 14 chapters. [14:23.65] [14:23.65]Are you going to be fair? [14:25.07] [14:25.07]I'm going to be honest. [14:26.65] [14:26.65]I was afraid of that. [14:31.32] [14:31.32]It was just awful. [14:33.74] [14:33.74]George had a ring. His mother and her friend were there with champagne. [14:37.25] [14:37.25]If I had said no, it would have devastated him. [14:40.46] [14:40.46]So you agreed to marry him just to be polite? [14:43.25] [14:43.25]Well, obviously there is a downside to having good manners. [14:47.26] [14:47.26]So, when will you tell him how you really feel? [14:50.47] [14:50.47]That's why I wanted to talk to you. [14:51.64] [14:51.64]Part of me keeps thinking, maybe I should just do it. [14:55.64] [14:55.64]Do it? You mean actually marry him? [14:58.93] [14:58.93]I know it sounds rash, but -- [15:00.85] [15:00.85]well, there's something comforting about George. [15:03.86] [15:03.86]We share the same tastes and interests. [15:06.36] [15:06.36]Oh, and best of all: he loves the opera. [15:09.07] [15:09.07]The opera? [15:10.03] [15:10.03]Yes, we saw Aida last week, and we both cried buckets. [15:13.66] [15:13.66]It was fun. [15:16.24] [15:16.24]George loves art, poetry and music... [15:20.37] [15:20.37]It would be nice to be married to someone who looks for beauty in the world, like I do. [15:25.34] [15:30.92]I don't know. [15:32.38] [15:32.38]That's why I'm here. I don't know what to do, Dr Goldfine. [15:36.51] [15:36.51]Bree, you've said many times how comfortable you are with George. [15:40.14] [15:40.14]But you don't feel for him the way you felt for Rex. [15:44.35] [15:44.35]No. [15:49.32] [15:49.73]True love is great. [15:53.15] [15:53.15]But at this point in my life -- [15:56.12] [15:56.12]I think I'd rather just go to the opera. [16:01.16] [16:02.66]Give me your glass. - Oh, no, wait. [16:03.46] [16:03.46]Got to finish off this -- - No, wait. [16:05.83] [16:05.83]Four glasses is my limit. [16:07.96] [16:07.96]If you help me finish off this bottle, I'll tell you what happened between me and Edie. [16:12.92] [16:14.38]Hit me. [16:19.35] [16:22.85]Edie was making the bed [16:25.65] [16:25.65]and found a picture I kept under the matress. [16:30.11] [16:30.11]A picture I didn't want her to see. [16:33.65] [16:33.65]What was it? [16:36.78] [16:36.78]It was a picture of you. [16:40.24] [16:40.24]Why would you --? [16:41.33] [16:41.33]Because it's something I like to take a look at, every now and then. [16:45.96] [16:45.96]Wow! [16:50.92] [16:57.84]What the hell was that? [16:59.05] [16:59.05]That was something I've been wanting to do for quite some time. [17:01.72] [17:01.72]Oh, that's just you rebounding from Edie. [17:05.19] [17:05.19]So you're on the rebound from the plumber. No harm, no foul. [17:10.15] [17:10.44]Karl. Don't be so weird. [17:12.65] [17:12.65]Two old friends suddenly find themselves single. [17:15.86] [17:15.86]There's nothing weird about us helping each other out to be -- [17:20.87] [17:21.66]a little less lonely. [17:26.66] [17:27.83]Thanks so much for taking care of the boys. [17:29.83] [17:29.83]I'll be back on Friday to pick your guys up. [17:31.92] [17:31.92]Leonard and I are going to take them out to the water park. [17:34.55] [17:34.55]Yeah, um, before that happens -- [17:37.05] [17:37.05]I would we'd be able to take Penny sweet out! She's gotten sooo big! [17:42.06] [17:43.26]Peekaboo! [17:47.85] [17:47.85]OK, enough of that! [17:50.36] [17:50.36]Is there something wrong? [17:51.56] [17:51.56]Actually, yes. [17:53.86] [17:53.86]We've agonized whether to tell you this, Norma, but -- [17:57.95] [17:57.95]One of your private videos made its way into Jimmy and PJ's bag. [18:02.91] [18:11.33]Please tell me the kids didn't see it. [18:14.46] [18:14.46]Oh no, don't worry. I caught it. [18:16.26] [18:16.26]Right before you took off your bra. [18:21.18] [18:21.18]I have to go. [18:22.85] [18:22.85]Norma, we just thought you needed to know what happened. [18:26.35] [18:26.35]Seriously, we're cool with this, as long as you keep it away from the kids -- [18:29.19] [18:29.19]I told Leonard this was going to happen! [18:32.06] [18:32.06]Jimmy! PJ! Close the door! Hurry up! [18:36.11] [18:36.11]` [18:37.32] [18:37.32]Norma, wait! [18:39.45] [18:39.45]We're scheduled for next week! [18:41.16] [18:41.16]Norma! [18:42.57] [18:42.57]The water park! Right? [18:47.58] [18:56.46]Mum! [19:01.47] [19:03.55]Mum? [19:06.26] [19:06.26]Mum, are you up? [19:11.27] [19:11.64]Oh my God. [19:13.94] [19:13.94]Oh, Julie! [19:15.36] [19:15.36]I thought you were going straight to school. [19:16.94] [19:16.94]I -- I needed money for lunch. [19:18.73] [19:18.73]There's a 20 in my pants. [19:20.15] [19:20.15]If you can find them. [19:21.65] [19:21.65]Julie -- [19:24.66] [19:24.66]Honey -- [19:29.66] [19:30.04]OK. There is a good explanation for what happened. [19:33.25] [19:33.25]I doubt that. [19:34.58] [19:34.58]You probably don't know that your father and Edie broke up last night. [19:38.71] [19:38.71]You slept with him the same night he broke up with her. [19:41.38] [19:41.38]I said it was a good explanation, not a great one. [19:45.39] [19:45.39]Julie -- [19:46.72] [19:46.72]Hey pumpkin. - Don't even finish. [19:50.73] [19:50.73]I feel really awful. [19:53.64] [19:53.64]Me too. [19:55.06] [19:55.06]We should not have done what we did. [19:57.57] [19:57.57]I know, I know. [20:02.57] [20:03.24]But I gotta tell you -- [20:04.45] [20:04.45]Last night was the best sex ever. [20:06.74] [20:06.74]Was it though? You were fantastic. [20:09.12] [20:09.12]Yeah, I'm just trying to keep up with you. [20:13.04] [20:13.04]Why do you think we got so good all of a sudden? [20:15.67] [20:15.67]Because we've been angry at each other for so long. [20:19.38] [20:19.38]We finally found the way to channel it. [20:22.47] [20:22.47]Maybe. [20:25.13] [20:25.13]So what happens next? [20:26.64] [20:26.64]Well, I'm going to take a shower. [20:28.35] [20:28.35]No, I mean with us. [20:30.43] [20:30.43]Us? What do you mean? There is no us. [20:32.64] [20:32.64]You can't tell me you can just walk away from this chemistry we got going. [20:37.44] [20:37.44]I mean, what happened last night was -- [20:40.32] [20:40.32]explosive! [20:41.44] [20:41.44]Karl! [20:41.94] [20:41.94]Last night was two old friends helping each other through a rough patch. That's it. [20:45.78] [20:45.78]Suzie-cue. - Karl -- [20:47.78] [20:47.78]I want to move on. I don't want to go backwards. I'm sorry. [20:52.16] [20:52.16]But thank you for the explosion. I really needed it. [20:57.12] [21:02.25]After 48 hours of crash dieting, Gabrielle prepared to savor the fruit of her labor. [21:07.26] [21:08.93]But she was dismayed to discover that she herself had ripened considerably. [21:13.93] [21:23.44]Ralph! [21:25.24] [21:25.24]I need help getting dressed! Get in here! [21:30.24] [21:31.03]Now! [21:35.66] [21:35.66]I have to fit in this, so for God's sakes, put some muscle into it! [21:39.67] [21:39.67]I'm trying. [21:41.59] [21:41.59]It won't zip. [21:42.59] [21:42.59]Well try harder! [21:45.26] [21:45.26]God, how my hands hurt. [21:46.92] [21:46.92]I'm sorry, Ms Sol韘, but I can't get you into this dress. It's just too small. [21:51.26] [21:51.26]Get me into this dress, and I will pay you $10 more a week! [21:56.27] [21:56.85]I think I got it, hold on! - Hold still! [21:59.65] [21:59.65]Here we go! [22:00.86] [22:00.86]One -- [22:03.15] [22:03.15]two -- [22:04.32] [22:04.32]three! [22:07.24] [22:07.24]Thank God. [22:12.24] [22:21.13]We brought you some ice cream. [22:24.17] [22:24.17]I know how long it's been since you had any. [22:29.13] [22:30.63]We'll have that in a minute, sweetheart. [22:35.14] [22:35.14]First, I want you to talk to me about what happened. [22:40.19] [22:40.98]About Melanie. [22:42.44] [22:42.44]I don't want to talk about her. [22:44.15] [22:44.15]You know it breaks my heart to keep you down here like this. [22:47.65] [22:47.65]But I can't let you out, [22:49.24] [22:49.24]until I am positive that you will never hurt anyone else again. [22:53.91] [22:53.91]And the first step is for you to show me [22:57.79] [22:57.79]that you understand that what you did was wrong. [23:01.37] [23:01.37]She was a bad person. [23:05.63] [23:05.63]She deserved it. [23:08.71] [23:08.71]No one deserves to die like that, Caleb. [23:13.14] [23:13.14]Don't you agree? [23:18.18] [23:24.98]Very well. [23:29.24] [23:29.24]If that's how it's going to be -- [23:34.24] [23:34.24]this is how it's going to be. [23:39.25] [24:11.07]I can't believe we're doing this. [24:12.70] [24:12.70]If Leonard and Norma want to cut ties with us, who are we to stop them? [24:16.62] [24:16.62]They need to know we don't judge them for what they do in the privacy of their own home. [24:21.50] [24:21.50]And, well, it's not unheard of to tape yourself while you're having sex. [24:25.08] [24:25.08]Obviously, they were so embarrassed they don't want anything to do with us. [24:27.29] [24:27.29]Maybe we need to respect that. [24:29.46] [24:29.46]I need these play dates. [24:34.09] [24:34.09]Tom, we need these play dates. [24:36.26] [24:36.26]Right, fine. But you do all the talking. [24:39.89] [24:39.89]OK. [24:42.47] [24:42.47]Norma -- [24:43.68] [24:43.68]Wait! [24:46.06] [24:46.06]Let's go. - No! [24:47.94] [24:47.94]Hey, Scavos! What are you guys doing here? [24:51.57] [24:51.57]Hi. Sorry for just showing up unannounced, but -- [24:56.20] [24:56.20]could we talk to you for a minute? - Sure, come on in. [24:59.41] [24:59.41]So, um -- [25:01.49] [25:01.49]we've been trying to contact you, but you weren't returning any of our messages. [25:06.37] [25:06.37]And we really hope it isn't because of the porno video. [25:08.08] [25:08.08]Home -- movies. [25:10.46] [25:10.46]The fact is, we really don't care. [25:13.46] [25:13.46]And it's certainly no reason to keep our boys apart. [25:17.38] [25:17.38]We just don't know how they found it. [25:19.47] [25:19.47]But you know boys, they get into everything. [25:21.26] [25:21.26]But seriously, it's not a big deal. [25:23.14] [25:23.14]I mean, as long as you make sure it never happens again. [25:25.27] [25:25.27]It's the new millennium. [25:26.60] [25:26.60]We're hip. [25:28.19] [25:28.19]What we're saying is, we get it. [25:30.86] [25:30.86]You're just having fun. It's nothing to be ashamed of. [25:35.86] [25:36.07]I'm just so relieved this all worked out. [25:37.86] [25:37.86]At one point, we actually talked about selling the house and moving. [25:41.41] [25:41.41]Oh, no! [25:44.66] [25:44.66]Thank you for being so open-minded. [25:47.46] [25:47.46]Please. We're all adults. It's -- [25:51.79] [25:51.79]I gotta tell you, the most embarrassing part of that video is how poorly it was shot. [25:54.88] [25:54.88]The production values are caca. [25:58.88] [25:58.88]Well, from a lay perspective, it looked very professional. [26:03.26] [26:03.26]What you saw was an example of my earlier work. [26:06.60] [26:06.60]Since then, I've become much more adept at -- [26:09.06] [26:09.06]production. [26:11.15] [26:11.15]You know, editing and lighting. [26:12.69] [26:12.69]Leonard has always dreamed of directing movies. [26:17.69] [26:17.95]Ironic, isn't it? I finally get my wish, and no one gets to see my work. [26:22.99] [26:23.16]That is a damn shame. [26:27.00] [26:27.00]I don't know, what do you think? [26:28.75] [26:28.75]Should we show them the room? [26:32.21] [26:32.21]Let's show them the room, huh? [26:37.17] [26:38.76]Check out this baby. [26:39.68] [26:39.68]3-chip high depth. 1280 by 700 lines of resolution. [26:43.68] [26:43.68]Balanced lighting and dark sheets, so you don't get a kick off the pillows. [26:47.27] [26:47.27]Took me a while to learn that little trick. [26:50.19] [26:50.19]These walls are completely soundproof. [26:52.19] [26:52.19]You could scream your lungs out in here, and nobody'd hear you. [26:55.48] [26:55.48]It's true. [26:58.19] [26:58.19]So -- [27:00.28] [27:00.28]Anytime you want to set up a shoot, just let me know. [27:03.16] [27:03.16]You guys would love it. [27:04.99] [27:04.99]Once you get in front of that camera, you feel like a star. [27:09.96] [27:13.54]Good night. - Good night! [27:15.96] [27:15.96]I'm taking no more play dates. [27:17.17] [27:17.17]Not a one. [27:22.18] [27:24.18]Hey. [27:25.10] [27:25.10]We'd better hurry. The movie starts in 20 minutes. [27:27.01] [27:27.01]There's been a slight change of plans. [27:28.60] [27:28.60]My mother had a couple of friends who really wanted to meet you, [27:30.98] [27:30.98]and I thought, what the heck, could be fun. Do you mind? [27:33.85] [27:33.85]No, I guess not. [27:37.27] [27:37.27]Hey everybody, this is Bree. [27:42.28] [27:47.49]And this is my uncle Sid -- [27:49.41] [27:49.41]Hi. - Hi. [27:50.20] [27:50.20]Rosalee -- - Hello. [27:51.87] [27:51.87]Oh, and this is Stan Grazi. He does my mum's taxes. [27:55.00] [27:55.00]She's a knockout, George! [27:56.75] [27:56.75]I guess I owe you an apology. [27:59.96] [27:59.96]Since I was single all these years, Stan kept telling my mum I was gay. [28:03.88] [28:03.88]I'm still going to need some proof. [28:05.68] [28:05.68]I guess I'll be getting that in about 9 months, hey, Bree? [28:08.47] [28:08.47]What -- what happens in 9 months? [28:10.68] [28:10.68]It's just Stan's little joke about when we're going to start our own family. [28:13.27] [28:13.27]No, just so you know, Stan, it's going to be a while before we even think about kids. [28:17.69] [28:17.69]I want Bree all by myself for a while. [28:19.86] [28:19.86]Well, I wouldn't wait too long. After 40, the eggs don't get any fresher. [28:24.49] [28:24.49]Am I right, Bree? [28:29.49] [28:29.49]If you'll excuse me, I -- [28:31.16] [28:31.16]I have to go. [28:36.21] [28:37.29]Bree! [28:38.09] [28:38.09]Bree, where are you going? [28:39.29] [28:39.29]Taking my champagne and my aging eggs, and I'm going home! [28:42.26] [28:42.26]What's wrong? [28:44.26] [28:44.26]George, I'm starting to think that we made a mistake rushing into this engagement. [28:48.89] [28:48.89]What? [28:49.47] [28:49.47]And I'm not the only one who thinks that. Other people have said the same thing. [28:52.18] [28:52.18]What others? Andrew? [28:53.89] [28:53.89]No. Dr Goldfine, my therapist. [28:57.40] [28:57.40]Your therapist? He doesn't know me. [28:59.06] [28:59.06]He knows me. And certainly better than you do. [29:02.28] [29:02.28]How can you say that? [29:03.49] [29:03.49]Well, for starters, he knows the last thing I'd ever want to do is have more children. [29:07.57] [29:07.57]Really? [29:08.99] [29:08.99]Well, I didn't know. [29:10.49] [29:10.49]But you should know that. [29:11.87] [29:11.87]That's the kind of thing that people who are engaged are supposed to know about each other. [29:16.87] [29:17.17]It doesn't matter. I don't need children. [29:20.09] [29:20.09]It's not just that, George. [29:21.55] [29:21.55]Dr Goldfine has other concerns about us being together, and I'm starting to think he's right. [29:26.59] [29:27.55]Look -- [29:29.97] [29:29.97]I'll agree with Dr Goldfine on one thing. [29:33.01] [29:33.01]We should slow things down. [29:35.89] [29:35.89]Really? [29:36.89] [29:36.89]Yes. [29:37.27] [29:37.27]Just because 2 people are engaged, doesn't mean they have to get married any time soon. [29:42.27] [29:45.49]I'll talk to Dr Goldfine about it tomorrow. [29:47.86] [29:47.86]Take whatever time you need. [29:52.87] [30:05.55]How many times am I going to have to ask you to fix this step? [30:09.01] [30:09.01]Matthew? [30:10.26] [30:10.26]You didn't answer me. [30:11.47] [30:11.47]Did you leave the door open? [30:16.47] [30:41.88]How do you do? [30:43.04] [30:43.04]Not good. People are going to start coming home from work soon. [30:46.42] [30:46.42]OK. We can't panic. [30:49.13] [30:49.13]Caleb is scared. [30:50.55] [30:50.55]He doesn't know the area. [30:52.43] [30:52.43]So he's going to be close by. [30:54.55] [30:54.55]Which yards haven't you checked yet? [30:59.56] [31:06.52]Bree! I desperately need your help. [31:09.94] [31:09.94]Dear, what's wrong? [31:12.03] [31:12.03]How do you get your hydrangeas to look so stunning? [31:15.53] [31:15.53]I'm systematically slaughtering my own garden. [31:18.24] [31:18.24]Do you really want to know my secret? [31:19.75] [31:19.75]Yes! [31:21.33] [31:21.33]Horse manure. I have it delivered. [31:23.33] [31:23.33]Susan makes fun of me. But the proof is in the pudding. [31:28.34] [31:42.35]Hello. [31:44.27] [31:44.27]Hey. [31:48.73] [31:48.73]Looking for something? [31:51.61] [31:51.61]Uh -- [31:53.45] [31:53.45]Yeah, actually -- I'm looking for you. [31:55.95] [31:55.95]Me? [31:58.66] [31:58.66]You're looking for me? [32:00.54] [32:00.54]Yeah. [32:01.62] [32:01.62]I've been thinking about you. [32:02.54] [32:02.54]That time we met I thought you were really cool. [32:05.08] [32:05.08]So you came to ask me out? [32:10.00] [32:15.22]'Cause I'll say yes. [32:20.27] [32:22.43]Thank you. [32:27.48] [32:30.15]Anything? [32:34.28] [32:34.28]That was a waste of time. [32:36.28] [32:36.28]Pretty much. [32:41.16] [32:41.16]Did you hear the big news? [32:43.54] [32:43.54]Uh, the big news? [32:44.96] [32:44.96]Karl and I are back together. [32:47.21] [32:47.21]What? [32:48.42] [32:48.42]And I know that he stayed at your place last night. [32:50.96] [32:50.96]Which leads me to why I'm here. [32:53.76] [32:53.76]There's some stuff that I have to say, and it's not going to be pleasant. [32:56.93] [32:56.93]Edie, uh -- [32:58.43] [32:58.43]Whatever it was you said to him -- [33:01.06] [33:01.06]really helped. [33:04.02] [33:04.02]He showed up with flowers, and he apologized for everything. [33:07.23] [33:07.23]So -- [33:11.86] [33:11.86]Thank you. [33:14.53] [33:14.53]I'm sorry, what? [33:16.15] [33:16.15]Well, I'm not going to say it again. It hurt my teeth the first time. [33:19.07] [33:19.07]No, Edie -- [33:20.41] [33:20.41]This is so unexpected on so many levels. I don't know what to say. [33:23.95] [33:23.95]Then say nothing. [33:25.33] [33:25.33]Oh, and here -- [33:28.12] [33:28.12]is the photo of you I found in our bed. [33:30.84] [33:30.84]I know he told you about it. [33:33.55] [33:33.55]Why are you giving it to me? [33:36.76] [33:36.76]Look, I appreciate whatever it was that you did last night. [33:40.55] [33:40.55]But it's still important for you to understand that -- [33:43.14] [33:43.14]I won. [33:46.43] [33:46.43]You won? [33:48.14] [33:48.14]Yeah. Whatever little hold you had on Karl, is officially over. [33:51.94] [33:51.94]So you can stop feeling all smug and superiour that he kept that thing. [33:56.94] [33:57.36]Believe me, I don't feel superior. [33:59.61] [33:59.61]Good. 'Cause you shouldn't. [34:01.24] [34:01.24]He made his choice. And it's not you. [34:05.20] [34:05.20]You're right. [34:07.46] [34:07.46]He made his choice. [34:12.42] [34:21.84]Bree, it's still too easy to breathe, you gotta make it tighter! [34:24.56] [34:24.56]Gabby, if I make it any tighter, you won't be able to sit down. [34:27.23] [34:27.23]I don't care! Can't have any of these girls thinking that I'm pregnant. [34:31.15] [34:31.15]Do you actually think they're going to make fun of you? [34:33.52] [34:33.52]Trust me, they're merciless. [34:37.15] [34:37.15]But why? I mean, surely they have friends who have children. [34:40.95] [34:40.95]When I decided to marry Carlos, I told these girls [34:43.53] [34:43.53]I would spend the rest of my days being rich and in love and childless. [34:48.33] [34:48.33]And they laughed at me, [34:49.54] [34:49.54]and they said I would just end up being another fat hausfrau, [34:53.21] [34:53.21]living a life that I didn't plan. [34:56.55] [34:56.55]I'm not going to give them the satisfaction of knowing they were right. [34:59.05] [34:59.05]Well, maybe they'll just be happy for you. [35:01.43] [35:01.43]Bree, my friends are models. They're never happy for anyone. [35:05.72] [35:05.72]Do you ever think you might like it? [35:07.93] [35:07.93]What? [35:09.14] [35:09.14]Motherhood. [35:11.44] [35:11.44]No. [35:12.35] [35:12.35]Come on. You don't think you're going to love your own baby? [35:14.94] [35:14.94]I'm not saying that I'm not going to grow attached to the little bugger, [35:17.36] [35:17.36]I just don't have the motherhood gene. [35:20.40] [35:20.40]I wish I did, but I don't. [35:23.74] [35:23.74]What? [35:24.74] [35:24.74]I'm just smiling because, [35:26.03] [35:26.03]I think a few months from now you're going to come to me [35:28.16] [35:28.16]and tell me how madly in love you are with your new little baby, [35:31.87] [35:31.87]and I'm going to have to resist the urge to say, "I told you so". [35:35.13] [35:35.13]Maybe. But I doubt it. [35:38.00] [35:38.00]There you go! All done. [35:43.05] [35:43.22]How do I look? [35:44.34] [35:44.34]Positively glowing! [35:47.35] [35:47.35]Bree. [35:52.35] [36:47.82]I'll get the champagne. [36:52.75] [36:54.21]Hi! Helloo! [36:57.79] [36:57.79]Oh my God! [37:00.09] [37:00.09]You're pregnant! [37:05.09] [37:07.39]Bree? It's Gabby! [37:09.30] [37:09.30]Honey, it's open. Come on in. [37:14.27] [37:16.35]Hi. [37:17.90] [37:17.90]My -- friends just left, [37:20.48] [37:20.48]and I was hoping you could come over and cut me out of this thing. [37:23.69] [37:23.69]How was your little reunion? [37:25.95] [37:25.95]It was, um -- [37:28.70] [37:28.70]weird. [37:29.70] [37:29.70]Weird? [37:31.28] [37:31.28]Well, Allison's mad because she's losing jobs for 14-year-olds, [37:35.41] [37:35.41]Holly is on a strict diet of cruciferous vegetables, [37:38.37] [37:38.37]and Yazmin is undergoing a new embryonic facial treatment [37:42.67] [37:42.67]that probably causes short-term-memory loss. [37:46.47] [37:46.47]I just stood there the whole night, trying to remember why we were ever friends. [37:51.47] [37:53.10]And I couldn't -- [37:54.77] [37:54.77]You know, honey -- [37:56.68] [37:56.68]People change. [37:58.35] [37:58.35]Yeah, but that's the thing: they haven't changed. [38:00.27] [38:00.27]That's who they've always been. [38:02.69] [38:02.69]I have changed. [38:04.69] [38:04.69]And I honestly don't know how. [38:06.94] [38:06.94]Well -- [38:08.70] [38:08.70]Maybe Susan, Lynette and I have had a good influence on you. [38:13.49] [38:13.49]I doubt that. [38:17.41] [38:17.41]Come on. [38:18.87] [38:18.87]When I finish up here, I'll come over with my sewing kit and cut you out of that. [38:23.67] [38:23.67]All right. [38:24.38] [38:24.38]But hurry up, because I've been having to pee since the hors d'渦vres. [38:29.43] [38:32.97]Are you free to go shopping tomorrow? [38:35.97] [38:35.97]I figured it's probably time I bought some clothes that actually fit. [38:40.60] [38:40.60]Well, I know a store that carries maternity clothes with designer labels. [38:44.77] [38:44.77]I like the sound of that. [38:48.36] [38:48.36]Thanks. [38:53.41] [40:24.37]Thank you. [40:26.21] [40:26.21]Yes, cameras are tools designed to capture images. [40:31.21] [40:31.67]Wait. [40:36.59] [40:36.59]She needs me to get something for her. I will be right back. [40:39.68] [40:39.68]But in truth, they can capture so much more. [40:44.69] [40:44.77]They can uncover hidden longing [40:47.69] [40:47.69]of men who should no longer care. [40:52.69] [40:53.49]They can reveal the extraordinary secrets [40:57.49] [40:57.49]of the most ordinary marriages. [41:02.49] [41:03.41]Most amazing of all, [41:05.41] [41:05.41]cameras can quietly and clearly reveal to us our dreams. [41:10.38] [41:11.67]Dreams we didn't even know we had. [41:16.68]

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