妻: What are you doing t? You stay in the bathroom for almost one hour.

　　你在干什么?你呆在浴室快一小时了。

　　夫: Oh, sweetheart, please remember no question need ever be asked through a closed bathroom door if I'm inside. I love you less with each syllable you utter.

　　哦，甜心，请记住当我锁着门呆在卫生间里时，千万不要问任何问题。你多问一句，我少爱你一分。

　　妻: Ok, but we will late for our outing.

　　好的，但是我们外出快迟到了。

　　夫: Are you ready?

　　你准备好了吗?

　　妻: No, I want to pluck eyebrows and do some makeup.

　　没有，我想拔掉眉头，化点妆。

　　夫: Please leave the eyebrows alone. Plucked aren’t pretty. And you don’t need makeup because you look so fine ，also natural is sexier.

　　别动你的眉毛，拔过的眉毛不好看。你不需要化妆，你看起来很棒，自然的更性感了。

　　妻: Ok, but at least I need to choose some beautiful cloths. Shall I wear this dress?

　　好吧，但是我至少需要选件漂亮的衣服。 我穿这条裙子好吗?

　　夫: To be honest， you look hot in running shoes and shorts. And that top thingy with the stripes

　　老实说，你穿跑鞋和短裤很迷人，还有那件条纹短衫。

　　妻: You become so different after marry me.

　　你在跟我结婚之后变得不一样了。

　　夫: Dealing, you see, this is what I feel inside. Who will tell truth when dating?

　　亲爱的，你看，这才是我的真实想法。谁会在约会的时候说真话呢?