At a Wedding

Mr. Smith：They’re playing the Wedding March. Your eyes are filled with tears。

Mrs. Smith：I’m very touched and I can’t help bursting into tears at a wedding。

Mr. Smith：Really? I haven’t seen that at our wedding, but at Jeff and Mary’s。

Mrs. Smith：Mary looks so beautiful in the wedding gown, and I recall the moment that I was a bride。

Mr. Smith：You will always be the most beautiful one in the world. What is the bridesmaid’s name?

Mrs. Smith：Judy. Why are you so interested in her?

Mr. Smith：Don’t be so sensitive. Just a casual question. I caught you looking at the groomsman。

Mrs. Smith：He is terribly handsome。

Mr. Smith：I wonder why he is chosen to be the groomsman and why Mary doesn’t marry him, since he’s much more attractive。

Mrs. Smith：Why are you so bitter? No one tells worse jokes than you。

Mr. Smith：The minister is doing a good job. I’m not sure if they’ll be as happy as we are。