The Driver’s Wife

A man is speeding down the freeway when he’s stopped by a police car and has to pull over．“Do you realize you were doing 80 m．p．h．in a 60 m．p．h．zone，sir？”asks the policeman．“That’s impossible，sir．I never break the speed limit，”replies the driver．The driver’s wife cuts in and says，“Yes，you do，I’m always telling you to keep your speed down．”The policeman says，“I also noticed，sir，that you didn’t have your seat belt on．You put it on as I was walking over to your car．”“That is not true，sir．I always wear my seat belt，”replies the driver．“No，you don’t．I’m always telling you to put your seat belt on，”says the driver’s wife．“Damn it，woman，”the driver explodes，“Can’t you，just for once，keep that big，fat trap of yours shut？”The policeman is a bit shocked by how the driver is speaking to his wife，so he moves around to her side of the car．“Does he often speak to you like this，madam？”“Oh，no，officer，”she says，“only when he’s drunk．”

司机的妻子

一个人驾车在高速公路上急速行驶时被警车拦下，不得不把车开到了路边。“先生，你知不知道你正在限速60英里的路段行驶，而你的车速为每小时80英里？”交警问道。“不可能，警官，我从不超速。”司机答道。他的妻子插嘴说：“不对，你超速了，我一直提醒你要减速。”交警接着说道：“先生，我还注意到你没系安全带，我刚才走到你车跟前时你才系上。”“不是的，警官，我一直都系着安全带。”司机答道。“不，你没系，我总是提醒你要系安全带。”妻子又说道。“该死的女人，”司机咆哮道，“你能不能把你那张又大又厚的臭嘴闭上一次？”司机对妻子的说话态度让交警颇为震惊，于是他走到车的另一边问那位妻子：“夫人，他总是这样对你说话吗？”“哦，不，警官，”妻子答道，“只有在他喝醉酒的时候。”