Three Wishes

A fairy goes into a forest and sees a bear chasing a rabbit. She stops them and says she’ll give them three wishes each. They agree and the bear goes first:“I want every bear in this forest except me to be a female.”“Done，”says the fairy and makes his wish come true.“I want a helmet，”says the rabbit.“No problem，”says the fairy and makes his wish come true. It’s the bear’s turn again，and he says，“I want every bear in this country except me to be female.”“Done，”says the fairy and grants his wish. The rabbit says，“I want a motorbike，”and gets it immediately. It’s the bear’s final wish，and he says，“I want every bear in the world except me to be female.”The fairy says“Okay”and makes it happen. It’s now the rabbit’s final wish. He puts on his helmet，gets on the motorbike，and says，“I want the bear to be gay！”just before driving off.

三个愿望

一个仙女来到树林里，看见熊正在追一只野兔。仙女制止了它们，并说自己能帮它俩各实现三个愿望。它们表示同意。熊先说：“我希望这个树林里的熊除我之外全变成雌性的。”“好。”仙女说着就实现了熊的愿望。“我想有个头盔。”野兔说。“没问题。”仙女说着，也实现了它的愿望。接着轮到熊再说：“我希望这个国家里的熊除我之外全变成雌性的。”“好。”仙女说着又帮它实现了愿望。“我想有辆摩托车。”野兔刚说完就得到了。此刻熊说出它的最后一个愿望：“我希望这个世界上的熊除我之外全变成雌性的。”仙女说：“可以。”并把它立刻变成现实。现在是野兔的最后一个愿望了。只见它戴上头盔，骑上摩托车，说道：“我希望这只熊成为同性恋者！”然后驾车扬长而去。