Lottery

A redneck buys a ticket and won the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The redneck says，“I want my $20 million.”

The man replies，“No，sir. It doesn’t work that way. We give you a million today and then you’ll get the rest spread out for the next 19 years.”

The redneck says，“Oh，no. I want all my money right now！I won it and I want it.”

Again，the man explains that he would only get a million that day and the rest during the next 19 years.

The redneck，furious with the man，screams out，“Look，I want my money！If you’re not going to give me my $20 million right now，then I want my dollar back！”

彩票

一个乡下人买了一张彩票，中了大奖。他到奥斯丁去领奖。工作人员证实了他的奖券号码。乡下人说：“我要领走我的两千万美元?！?

工作人员回答道：“对不起，先生，这不符合领奖程序。我们今天只能给你一百万，剩下的分十九年付清?！?

乡下人说：“不，不行。我要马上把所有属于我的钱都拿走！钱是我赢的，应该归我?！?

那位工作人员又向他解释了一遍，告诉他今天只能拿走一百万，剩下的要分十九年拿。

乡下人勃然大怒，对他大吼道：“告诉你，我一定要把钱拿走。如果你不能马上把我的两千万美元给我，那就把买彩票的那一美元退给我！”