英语笑话

801　I'll browse in the hardware store 我在五金店里看看

“You just go ahead,” the man in the shopping mall said to his wife. “While you're shopping, I'll browse in the hardware store.” An hour later, she returned and saw him at the checkout counter. The clerk was ringing up the pile of tools and supplies that would fill two wheelbarrows. “Are you buying all this?” his wife asked incredulously. “Well, yes,” he said, embarrassed. Then waving his arm toward the interior of the store, he added, “But look at all the stuff I'm leaving behind!”

一名男子在购物中心对他妻子说：“你往前走吧。你买东西的时候我在五金店里看看?！币桓鲂∈币院?，她回来了，看到他在交款台。那个收银员正在检收那堆足足可以装满两辆手推车的工具和用品。妻子疑惑地问：“你全要买？”他发窘地说：“哦，对?！比缓蠡游枳攀直壑赶蛏痰昀锩嫠担骸安还魄扑姓庑┪颐宦虻亩鳌！?