英语笑话

606　Can you give me a push? 你能不能帮我推一把？

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning. “I'm not getting out of bed at this time of night,” he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. “Aren't you going to answer that?” says his wife. So he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door and there is a man standing at the door. It doesn't take the homeowner long to realize the man is drunk. “Hi there.” slurs the stranger, “Can you give me a push?” “No, get lost, it's half past three. I was in bed.” says the man and slams the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says, “That wasn't very nice of you. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to get lost?” “But the guy was drunk.” says the husband. “It doesn't matter,” says the wife, “He needs our help and it would be the Christian thing to help him.” So the husband out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts, “Hey, do you still want a push?” And he hears a voice cry out “Yeah, please.” So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts, “Where are you?” And the stranger replies, “I'm over here, on your swing.”

一个男人和他的太太在睡觉，有人敲他的门。他翻身看了一下钟，凌晨三点半。他想：“半夜三更的我可不愿意起来。”他又翻了一个身。门敲得更响了。她太太说：“你能不能去应一下门？”于是，他把自己从床上拖下来，走到楼下。他打开门，看见一个男人站在门口。他很快就看出那个人喝醉了。陌生人含糊不清地说：“你好。你能不能帮我推一把？”“不行，滚开，现在是凌晨三点半，我在睡觉。”他说，并且“砰”的一下把门关上。他又回到床上，告诉他太太是怎么一回事。他太太说：“你这样可不好。你还记不记得上次下大雨的时候，我们的车抛了锚，你只好去敲门找人帮我们重新发动。如果那个人也让我们滚开，那会怎么样？”丈夫说：“可他喝醉了。”太太说：“这没关系。他需要我们的帮助。去帮助他是基督徒该做的事。”于是，丈夫又起床，穿上衣服，走到楼下。他打开门，可是那个陌生人不在了。他大喊道：“喂，你还需要推一把吗？”他听见有人喊：“是的。”但是他还是看不见，就喊：“你在哪里？”那个陌生人回答说：“我在这里。在你们的秋千架上。”