英语笑话

530　A Geologist 地质学家

It was during basic training, the sergeant asked me what I did in civilian life, I proudly announced that I was a geologist. “Good. I'm looking for someone with your background,” he said, while dropping a bulging sack onto the table. “You've got just the right qualifications to pick the rocks out of this hundred pounds of beans.”

还是在基本训练阶段，军士长问我入伍以前是干什么的。我自豪地回答，我是一个地质学家。他一边往桌子上放一个鼓鼓囊囊的大麻袋，一边说：“好，我正在找一个有你这样背景的人。你正好有资格把这一百磅豆子里的石头挑出来?！?