英语笑话

403　You only have one eye left 你只剩一只眼睛了

I work in an ophthalmology practice that specializes in LASIK surgery. Prior to one operation, the patient was so frightened that she was actually shaking. Nothing I said seemed to calm her. After the doctor finished operating on her left eye, I wanted her to know the surgery was going well. “There,” I said, patting her hand reassuringly. “Now you only have one eye left!”

我在一家专做激光视力矫正手术的眼科诊所工作。在做一个手术前，那个病人害怕得直发抖。不论我说什么都不能使她平静。在医生做完她的左眼手术以后，我想让她知道手术进行得很顺利，就拍拍她的手，安慰她说：“现在你只剩一只眼睛了?！?