英语笑话

388　A Brain Surgeon 脑外科医生

One afternoon a very preoccupied looking young woman got on my bus. About 15 minutes into the ride, she blurted out, “Oh, my gosh, I think I'm on the wrong bus line.” I dropped her at the next stop and gave her directions to the right bus. “I don't know where my mind is today. I must have left it at work,” she apologized. Just before she got off, I noticed she was wearing an ID card from an area hospital. “Are you a nurse?” I asked. “Oh, no,” she said. “I'm a brain surgeon.”

一天下午，一个看起来心事重重的年轻女子上了我的公共汽车。大约坐了15分钟，她突然大叫起来：“啊，天哪！我想我是上错车了。”我让她在下一站下车，并且告诉她到哪里去坐她那趟公共汽车。她表示歉意说：“我不知道今天我的魂到哪里去了。一定是落在班儿上了。”她刚要下车的时候，我注意到她挂着的地区医院的出入身份证。我问她：“你是护士吗？”她说：“不是，我是脑外科医生。”