279　A Wig 假发

There was a time when I wore a wig to work. It was convenient and, I thought, matched my real hair perfectly. One day I was on the elevator when a woman got on. Staring at my head, she said, “If you don't mind my asking, is that a wig?” “Why, yes,” I said. “Wow,” she replied. “You'd never know it.”

英语笑话

曾经有一度我戴假发上班。这很方便，而且依我看和我头发的颜色很相配。有一天我在电梯上，有一个女人上来。她盯着我的头看，又说：“如果你不在意我问的话，你戴的是假发吗？”我说：“是呀，怎么啦？”她说：“这可真看不出来?！?