世界末日

A jackal(豺，走狗) who was going to be eaten by a lion. The jackal said to the lion: "No, please, you can't eat me! You can't eat me! This will be a great mistake. If you eat me, that'll be terrible, that will be a disaster, that will be the end of the world!"

The lion was very puzzled and said: "How come? How come if I eat you, the world will end?"

The jackal said:"Because if you eat me, that will be the end of the world for me!"

有只狼快被狮子吃掉了。狼对狮子说：“求求你不要吃我!你不能吃我，这是一个天大的错误!如果你吃了我，那就惨了，会有灾难、会世界末日!”

狮子满脸疑惑地问：“为什么把你吃掉就会世界末日?”

狼回答：“如果你吃了我，就是我的世界末日啊!”