① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.

　　钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.

　　② One should love animals. They are so tasty.

　　每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.

　　③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

　　要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.

　　④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.

　　要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.

　　⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

　　每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

　　⑥ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

　　再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.

　　⑦ The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

　　聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.

　　⑧ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

　　成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系).

　　⑨ Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

　　不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要做好.

　　⑩ Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

　　爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养.

　　⑾ Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

　　后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.

　　⑿“Your future depends on your dreams”. So go to sleep.

　　“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧.

　　⒀ There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

　　应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.

　　⒁“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?

　　努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明.

　　⒂“Work fascinates me.” I can look at it for hours!

　　工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作.

　　⒃ God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

　　神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.

　　⒄ When two’s company, three’s the result!

　　两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!

　　⒅ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

　　服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.

　　⒆ The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.

　　学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多.