Today I don't feel like doin' anything

I just wanna lay in my bed

don't feel like picking up my phone

so leave a message at the tone

cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan

Turn the tv on throw my hands in my pants

nobody's gone tell me I can't

now I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin in my snuggie

click to mtv so they can teach me how to dougie

because in the castle I'm the freckin' man

oooh yes I said

I said it

I said it cause I can

today I don't feel like doing anything

I just want to lay in my bed

don't feel like picking up my phone

so leave a message at the tone

cause I swear I'm not doing anything

nothing at all

Wuuuuho wuho hooo

nothing at all

Wuuuuho wuho hoooo

tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x find a real nice girl

have some really nice sex

and she's gonna scream out this is great

(oh this is great)

yeeah I might mess around and get my college degree

I beat my old man will be so proud of me

but sorry pops you'll just have to wait

ooooh yes I said it

I said it

I said cause I can

today I don't feel like doing anything

I just want to lay in my bed

don't feel like picking up the phone

so leave a message at the tone

cause I swear I'm not doing anything

no I ain't gonna comb my hair

cause I ain't goin' anywhere

no no no no no noooo

I'll just strut in my birthday suit

and let everything hang loose

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaahhh

oh Today I don't feel like doin' anything

I just want to lay in my bed

don't feel like picking up my phone

so leave a message at the tone

cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

nothing at all

Wuuuuho wuho hooo

nothing at all

Wuuuuho wuho hoooo

nothing at all