爆笑英语口语 单身太久中毒症状
Language Points
1.Please be as weird as me.(weirdo)
2.I'm afraid I've already meet the man of my dreams but probably told him to fuck off.（prince charming Mr. Right）
3.Guys I find atrractive: famous, taken, twice my age, don't know I exist, not real.
4.Just because I don't have a boyfriend doesn't mean I'm alone. I have food and Internet.
5.Who am I shaving for.
6.Everything I like is either expensive,fattening or won't text me.
7.I'm single by choice, not my choice, but still choice.
8.Relatinoship status:eating.
