A: My parents tell me I can only date after college.

B: That is ridiculous.

A: When can you date?

B: My parents let me date whenever.

A: You're so lucky.

B: Why don't you just not tell them?

A: That would be rebellious.

B: Life is boring without rebellion.

A: Wouldn't they eventually find out?

B: Even if they do, they can't change anything.

A: You're totally right.

B: It's your life, not your parents'.